Geocaching Riddles.......

January 17, 2004

Riddle me this, riddle me that.

Just how important are those travel bug stats?

Bugs to the left and bugs to the right,

all tucked away and out of sight. :bad:

Except for a geocacher, gps in hand.

Lookout bugs all across the land.

A disgruntled cacher may flip and go down under.

Travel bugs and caches they might plunder.

No one knows when they might strike,

then again, they might say, "sike!" :unsure:

Orkin is coming ...........

D

Upinyachit

1.7k · January 17, 2004

I heard you were dead. :bad:

Yet, you are here.

At least that's what they said.

It must have been the beer.

Now I must ask,

since you talking in a riddle.

Can we all go geocache,

or are you just going to diddle?

If "plundering caches" is just a rhyme,

it shows that you have some wit.

Try not to do it any time,

or you might find something upinyachit. :unsure:

[ These darned rhymes are tough to do.]

Edited January 17, 2004 by DustyJacket

3.9k · January 17, 2004

Hey! It's great to have you back. Oh, wait a minute. No it's not.

Edited January 17, 2004 by JMBella

1.1k · January 17, 2004

Rumors of his death

where greatly exaggerated

He was merely away

not expatriated

It seems he's returned

to find some more caches

to start some more threads

with concepts he bashes

Woe, he's returned

that cynical clown

you'd better read quickly

or in his sarcasm, you'll drown.

January 17, 2004

Riddle me this, riddle me that,

Is UPINYACHIT’s return,

really a cacuse for a spat ?

I ask now JMBELLA,

have you no joy,

at the return of the prodigal fella ?

Even if he left in a moment of agitation,

leaving behind his thread of consternation,

shouldn’t we rejoice at a demonstration,

of a moments contemplation ?

If he’s thought his way was one of error,

why make this thread one of terror,

Don’t make it one of contention,

The mods will close it it, and the repercusiions don’t need mention.

Things have been pleasant from the past till the present,

so welcome back this geocaching fellow, and lets all put aside differences,

and keep our posts mellow.

Cache in Peace all.

January 17, 2004

Upinyachit is an alright Dude,in his Cache you would never find food.He is now recovering from Geocide,and now is back so never died.So cut him some slack and leave him alone,when he posted on the forums...throw him a bone :lol:

January 17, 2004

<c>Some time is for prose<br>

Some time is consumed by rhyme<br>

Haiku for caching</c>

4k · January 17, 2004

Riddle me that, riddle me this,

When you went away, were you really pissed?

You speak of TB's and visits by Orkin,

When subigo did, his account they were corkin'.

Are you just joking, playing with our mind?

Or will you destroy each TB you find?

Your geocide failed and now you've returned,

How can you cross a bridge you just burned?

1.1k · January 17, 2004

Pete Rose was a gambler

This much is true

A life time bans what he got

Not much he can do

"Apologize,

and admit what you did."

Maybe someday

We'll hear your Hall bid.

But Rose shows remorse

Like a duck poops in water

It might actually happen

but its what shows that matters.

Upinya's Return

While not unexpected

Should not be so easy

Its us he rejected

Pete Rose couldn't do it

and neither have you

If you want this easy

How 'bout a little BooHoo?

:lol:

4k · January 17, 2004

There once was a clown from Nantucket

Who cached in the woods with a bucket.

His thread got shut down,

Which caused him to frown,

And tell all his friends to just **** **!

24.7k · January 17, 2004

Hmmm...

My bug is safe in it's spot.

Duane though likes stirring the pot.

1.1k · January 17, 2004

Caches are green,

TBs are quite small,

You quit in a hurry,

So go S*** my B****. :lol:

1.3k · January 17, 2004

9.4k · January 17, 2004

Duane wants to flame

insane or just lame?

His thread about access

was chopped by CO's axes

You must talk of caching

instead of off-topic ranting

Learn from the Sax Man

and you'll be ready for action :lol:

January 17, 2004

UPINYACHIT, Oh please don’t let it be,

Are you pulling a maneuver ,

to make a fool out of me ?

I tapped on my keyboard asking all to play nice,

then read postings more,

And my blood turned to ice !

A riddle from a cat,

may seem so absurd,

especially one that,

is uglier than a turd,

But I read too quick your message it would seem,

cause though I was elated to see you again,

You’ve returned only to be mean ?

Sparky has found the riddle from you,

to hold the intent to join the Subigo crew.

To take the knowledge you once did prize,

of boxes hidden from Geo-Muggle eyes,

and use it against us,

your one time allies.

Please consider again this fiendish endeavour,

which in a moment of anger can seem so clever,

because it takes away so much pleasure and joy,

when you steal away with my tagged McDonalds toy.

1.4k · January 17, 2004

I have a riddle

What dresses like a Bozo and acts like an a** (mule) ?

1.1k · January 17, 2004

I have a riddle

What dresses like a Bozo and acts like an a** (mule) ?

Carrot top? :lol:

4k · January 17, 2004

I have a riddle

What dresses like a Bozo and acts like an a** (mule) ?

But your riddle didn't rhyme.

Try to do better next time. :lol:

1.1k · January 17, 2004

What dresses like a Bozo and acts like an a** (mule) ?
But your riddle didn't rhyme.

Try to do better next time.

Sparky giving Harrald sass.

January 17, 2004

There's no need to speak in riddles, because this is more puzzling- speaking with multiple tongues. When you read the top of this thread, and the linked reply from Candie to the other thread, it seems like maybe these two are not on the same page.

January 17, 2004

There's no need to speak in riddles, because this is more puzzling- speaking with multiple tongues. When you read the top of this thread, and the linked reply from Candie to the other thread, it seems like maybe these two are not on the same page.

I hear you there. Definitely different pages.

1.1k · January 17, 2004

You are correct, lets review.

Duane said:

I am sure my huge family will manage without these stupid a** forums.

That was 5 days ago, but he started the thread you are currently reading today.

I will now list my caches elsewhere, a place where we have never been disrespected and we are always welcome. Cya

Maybe he was unclear but he still has 12 active caches posted here and he is still posting here. I'm so confused.

This is what Mrs. Upinyachit had to say on 1-13

For the record, Duane is in no way committing geocide, as you all put it. (That's funny!)

Hmmm, may I refer you to quote #1 and #2 above? Sounds like a communication error.

There is a simple solution, though. If you don't like the topic, then don't post to it. It's better than being rude and a butthead!

So if I happen to disagree with Mr. or Mrs. Upinyachit I'm being rude AND I'm a butt head. Funny, I remember on several occasions DEFENDING Duane's right to express his opinion, even though I didn't agree with him. My bad.

The thing that bugs me here is that Duane is neither participating or leaving. He is simply stirring the gravy.

Come on Duane, care to be a little clearer with us and stop 'riddling' the forums with garbage threats and half baked comments? I've tried to draw you out with smarta** comments and you have declined to interact. If your gonna hang here, hang here, its all good. If not, don't go away mad, just go away. :lol:

Edited January 17, 2004 by Johnnie Stalkers

January 18, 2004

So if I happen to disagree with Mr. or Mrs. Upinyachit I'm being rude AND I'm a butt head.

Oh JS, thanks for the reminder. I guess I'm being a butt head too.

If your gonna hang here, hang here, its all good. If not, don't go away mad, just go away.

The last part is probably the best line from Heartbreak Ridge. It fits here sooooooooo well.

January 18, 2004

Is there nothing sadder than a bunch of geo-geeks doing "rap"? :lol:

4k · January 18, 2004

Is there nothing sadder than a bunch of geo-geeks doing "rap"?

Only when it's the "Geocide Rap"! :wub:

1.4k · January 18, 2004

Wow the thread lives on. :lol:

4k · January 18, 2004

Wow the thread lives on.

That was not a rhyme, too,

So I'm giving you a big "BOOOOO!"

Ok.....it's getting worse...... :wub:

January 18, 2004

There once was a clown from Nantucket
Who cached in the woods with a bucket.

His thread got shut down,

Which caused him to frown,

And tell all his friends to just **** **!

This should be considered geocaching related. Not only is it not "rap", but anything with Nantucket in it, is the highest form of "folk art". :lol:

January 22, 2004

Riddle me this, riddle me that.

The CO administrator thinks my posts are crap.

He might be wrong, he might be right,

but is he closing my post for spite? :huh:

If you look back, in my post history,

you will see how many topics were closed on me.

I don't need cheese to go with my whine,

I'm just having some fun with these geocaching ryhmes.

I know, CO, you have a job to do,

but you can lighten up and quit being rude.

You can't keep closing my threads forever,

And if you try? Man, what ever!.

2.7k · January 22, 2004

When I read this thread

I couldn't stop coughing

P'raps upins account

could use some BOFHing

"Thank you, thank you"

*Bows*

4k · January 22, 2004

When I read this thread
I couldn't stop coughing

P'raps upins account

could use some BOFHing

"Thank you, thank you"

*Bows*

Good one, Fuzzy...err, New England Noob!

(I love that cat!)

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