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Posted (edited)

OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me. As I see it, there are four main possibilities:

 

1. 30,000 people send me $1 each. Not likely as there aren’t 30,000 people here reading this.

2. 1000 people send me $30 each. That’s a reasonable number of people and they shouldn’t miss $30, even TotemLake or Briansnat who’re currently looking for work.

3. 30 people send me $1000. This post will get at least that many views, but that’s a lot of money.

4. One rich bastard could send me the whole shebang.

 

Whatever you decide, that’s OK as long as it adds up to $30K. I promise to give you a ride when you come to town, unless I’m already doing something.

 

Should I have saved this one for Friday?

 

EDIT: Forgot to mention, the Xterra is for GEOCACHING

Edited by Criminal
Posted

I wouldn't mind having one of those new Porsche Cayenne Turbo's. I think it's about $90,000 for one of those, so it will take longer to get that many donations. Good thing you're starting small, Criminal. I'd hate to see you be disappointed. B)

Posted

Beautiful dreamer, doo doo doo doo (can't remember the rest)

 

$30,000 from us?

 

I think I speak for everyone in saying, heck no, we're cheap!!!

 

You'd be lucky to get five bucks and a couple poker chips from this group...

 

You're preaching to the wrong choir...

Posted
I wouldn't mind having one of those new Porsche Cayenne Turbo's. I think it's about $90,000 for one of those, so it will take longer to get that many donations. Good thing you're starting small, Criminal. I'd hate to see you be disappointed. B)

Hey! Get in line!

Posted
OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K. The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me.

Hey, let us know if it works. If it does, maybe I can get my new Fatboy sooner than I thought. B)

Posted
OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K.

Either you are trying to rip us off, or you are a really bad shopper:

 

2004 Nissan Xterra XE I4 Rwd 4dr SUV (2.4L 4cyl 5M)

What Others Are Paying

  MSRP Invoice National Base Price

$18,000 $17,023 $17,533

 

Destination Charge $540

Total with Options $18,540 $17,563 $18,133

Customer Cash Rebate | More Incentives -$ 1,000

Customer Cash Adjusted True Market Value $17,133 <<<----<<<

 

-WR

Posted (edited)
Hey, if I get a Fatboy this way, do I have to have it Yellow.  I really wanted black.

B)

No. You just have to say your yellow Jeep is a black HD Fatboy. My yellow Jeep is red.

Edited by JMBella
Posted
OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K.

Either you are trying to rip us off, or you are a really bad shopper:

 

2004 Nissan Xterra XE I4 Rwd 4dr SUV (2.4L 4cyl 5M)

What Others Are Paying

  MSRP Invoice National Base Price

$18,000 $17,023 $17,533

 

Destination Charge $540

Total with Options $18,540 $17,563 $18,133

Customer Cash Rebate | More Incentives -$ 1,000

Customer Cash Adjusted True Market Value $17,133 <<<----<<<

 

-WR

Is the balance a gratuity?

Posted
OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K.

Either you are trying to rip us off, or you are a really bad shopper:

 

2004 Nissan Xterra XE I4 Rwd 4dr SUV (2.4L 4cyl 5M)

What Others Are Paying

  MSRP Invoice National Base Price

$18,000 $17,023 $17,533

 

Destination Charge $540

Total with Options $18,540 $17,563 $18,133

Customer Cash Rebate | More Incentives -$ 1,000

Customer Cash Adjusted True Market Value $17,133 <<<----<<<

 

-WR

Is the balance a gratuity?

Gas money...its going up again B)B)

Posted (edited)

Okay, I'll give it to ya ... forget that my kids may want to got to college someday. Nevermind that operation my wife wants, errr, needs to enlarge the size of her, huh, 'Mary Janes'. And don't forget the attorney fees that are piling up for a that rather innocent mishap that occured at the riverboat casino last fall. You seem like a nice enough guy ... what's your name again? Oh yeah, Criminal. Thats Criminal with a capital "C". Okay, checks in the mail. :blink:B)B)

 

edit - typo

Edited by clearpath
Posted

I need a yellow Ferrari Enzo to get to those NEW caches reeeeeeeal fast. Now, if I could just get 100,000 people to give me $100......

 

Or some fat cat movie producer could buy just ONE of my ideas!!!!

 

Sn B)B) gans

Posted

Criminal, you could set up a website where you list geocaches and then charge a 1000 people $30 each for a premium membership. All you would have to give them back is pocket queries..... Mmm ....nah, forget it.... it would never work.....

Posted
I wouldn't mind having one of those new Porsche Cayenne Turbo's. I think it's about $90,000 for one of those, so it will take longer to get that many donations. Good thing you're starting small, Criminal. I'd hate to see you be disappointed. B)

My buddy has the non-turbo model...it's only about $60K.

 

And yes...he has way more money than brains.

Posted
You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent.  Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else.

 

O|||||O

It's not a Jeep!!!!! B)

I guess I am missing something about the "Not a Jeep" thing

 

Hmmmm Looks like a nice Yellow Jeep to me B)

 

O|||||O

Posted

I could raffle off one of my hiking staffs for you Criminal.

 

50 bucks each ticket...we would only have to sell 600 of them, and whenever I was in town you could let me look at it.

 

El Diablo

Posted
I could raffle off one of my hiking staffs for you Criminal.

 

50 bucks each ticket...we would only have to sell 600 of them, and whenever I was in town you could let me look at it.

 

El Diablo

If I ever break my twisted sassafrass hiking stick, I'll look you up B)

 

We could have a raffle for a hiking staff at my event...

Posted
OK, I need a new Xterra and they run about $30K.  The fastest way I can gather this amount of money is if you all send it to me.

As they say in Garage Logic (http://www.garagelogic.com/)

Good Luck!

 

You could always give us your email address and donations could be made to your paypal account...

But for tax purposes I think cash would be better.

Posted (edited)

You want my 2 cents worth? Smurf Off Crim, charity starts at home. I will buy ya a beer if your ever in town though. B)

 

Edited to say:

 

(My 2 Cents) x 50 = $1.00

 

And a Good Day To YOU SIR! B)

Edited by Johnnie Stalkers
Posted (edited)

Crinimal... Don't expect anything from me but a free beer cause I'm broke as it is. I need a new set of whells also.

Oh yeah! a canadian beer at that.

Edited by ZoomZoom
Posted
You should buy real estate instead it's a much better investent.  Settle for an old yellow jeep like everyone else.

 

O|||||O

It's not a Jeep!!!!! B)

I guess I am missing something about the "Not a Jeep" thing

 

Hmmmm Looks like a nice Yellow Jeep to me :blink:

 

O|||||O

What would a guy who drives a horse and buggy know about classic cars?

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This is a Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40, you know before they whoosied the Land cruiser line up. B) It's okay a lot of people make the same mistake.

Posted

Hey Criminal, I decided that what the heck you seem like a nice enough sort, I'll pop for the whole thing in fact I'll set up an e-transfer right now.

Just e-mail me your bank account # with pin, your mothers maiden name, your social security number, Drivers license #, and two major credit card #'s. You should see the funds in your account by morning. B)

Have a nice day B)

Posted

I don't know, Criminal was voted as the best poster of last year...

(Or should I say he was in the running, and leave it at that ?)

That has to be worth something ??!???!???

B)

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