uperdooper Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Yes, they make them in blue. However, getting one in such a large size proves to be a problem. I have to order by the case to make it worth it. then maybe we should call you magnum smurf Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Yes, they make them in blue. However, getting one in such a large size proves to be a problem. I have to order by the case to make it worth it. then maybe we should call you magnum smurf Or Dreaming Smurf Quote
+Navdog Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Hey, you know that in other parts of the world... not all geosmurfs are blue. Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Hey, you know that in other parts of the world... not all geosmurfs are blue. Yeah some are red...well after you stomp on them. Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 I had wondered what ever happened to the Smurfs... Here is what I found, Its quite shocking actually!!! Since the show went off the air, they needed employment, but couldn't find any for "annoying small blue creatures". Intel was having trouble with their new hamster prototypes (several times better than a bunch of rats), so they cut a deal with the surviving cast (Papa Smurf apparently passed away in the "great blue layoff" due to a heartattack). Marketing didn't go for the "Smurf Inside" concept, and after aptittude testing, it was determined that only Brainy Smurf could be used. The engineers cloned Brainy (how hard could it be?) it only has a tube for a digestive tract), so now there are millions of Brainy Smurf trapped inside of ceramic carriers being fed nothing but raw current, screaming "help! it's hot and stuffy in here!!!" in an electic nasal-pinched voice. Marketing relabeled their efforts as "Intel Inside", but then noticed that some computer users were "hearing voices" when they used "Intel Inside" machines. Engineering then added a cooling fan to new units to muffle the noise, and sales increased. To this day, Intel machines occasionally crash for no reason, altough the crashes are ususally related to bad cooling fans. Smurfette travelled and tried to raise awareness in the press of Brainy's plight, esp. in Hollywood, where she took some acting jobs. Her attempts failed in Caifornia due to a nasty talent agent who misguided her into the seemy porno industry, where she starred as "the blue squealing girl" in several adult flicks. She retired after three years, moved to the other side of the country, and is living anonymously as a housewife in New Jersey. The remaining cast, lacking Papa Smurf's direction, were enslaved at the Intel chip factory, where they imprison Brainy clones daily. Many blue tears are shed at the sealing of each chip... Quote
the 5 little bears Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 mine says as seen on tv smurf Quote
+av8tors32 Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Full Monty Smurf Come and get it ladies... Quote
+Imajika Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Full Monty Smurf Come and get it ladies... Ooh! What are your coordinates? Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Liberate them Doc...liberate them. Heck no!! I just want a faster one... my "Brainy" must be on his last legs!! Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 I had wondered what ever happened to the Smurfs... The lights make it so we don't look blue Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 I had wondered what ever happened to the Smurfs... The lights make it so we don't look blue Could you get me a faster Brainy, er um... chip?? Quote
+Snoogans Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Now, if this were a write the caption thread, mine would be: "Does this suit make my nose look fat?" Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Now, if this were a write the caption thread, mine would be: "Does this suit make my nose look fat?" Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit. Quote
ju66l3r Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Adds new meaning to "Blue Screen of Death"... ...and "magic blue smoke". Quote
mufasa1023 Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 (edited) Disgruntled Smurf Edited January 15, 2004 by mufasa1023 Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Now, if this were a write the caption thread, mine would be: "Does this suit make my nose look fat?" Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit. How did you know I was wearing latex gloves? Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Now, if this were a write the caption thread, mine would be: "Does this suit make my nose look fat?" Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit. How did you know I was wearing latex gloves? You look like you are wearing a huge latex jimmy hat. I assumed the ensemble was accessoriesed with it's own gloves. Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Now, if this were a write the caption thread, mine would be: "Does this suit make my nose look fat?" Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit. How did you know I was wearing latex gloves? You look like you are wearing a huge latex jimmy hat. I assumed the ensemble was accessoriesed with it's own gloves. The white parts are Gore-Tex Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 They make jimmy hats out of Gore-Tex hmmm, breathable yet water resistant. Nice. The only non white parts are the patch. Quote
+Navdog Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 (edited) The lights make it so we don't look blue You need the ultraviolet lights turned on in there! Edited January 15, 2004 by Navdog Quote
+Bloencustoms Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Entering Bloencustoms for the first name, and BC for the last name makes me a Man-Eating Smurf. Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Stews in His Own Gravy Smurf Ummmm, nasty. Quote
+Snoogans Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 The lights make it so we don't look blue You need the ultraviolet lights turned on in there! Violet! You're turning violet!! Violet? Awwwwwwww, I got blueberry for a Saxman! Run Sax! The Oompa Loompas are coming to take you to the squeezing room! Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Maybe they will find some missing TB's when they squeeze him. Quote
+Cache Viking Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Ouch ... Very Uninteresting Smurf Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 The lights make it so we don't look blue You need the ultraviolet lights turned on in there! Violet! You're turning violet!! Violet? Awwwwwwww, I got blueberry for a Saxman! Run Sax! The Oompa Loompas are coming to take you to the squeezing room! Actually the Oompa Loompas are Orange Quote
+shunra Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 I'm the Insatiable Smurf Do you think I might be the cookie monster? Quote
+clearpath Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 hehehehehe ... I can NOT believe there are (4) pages in this thread dedicated to 'Smurfs". How did this happen ??? You people are going to wake up in the morning and feel, well, small maybe ... Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 hehehehehe ... I can NOT believe there are (4) pages in this thread dedicated to 'Smurfs". How did this happen ??? You people are going to wake up in the morning and feel, well, small maybe ... Do you have a problem with Smurfs? Come over here and say that! Quote
+RainbowCache Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 (edited) Smurfy Avatar: So what are we going to do tomorrow???? Edited January 15, 2004 by RainbowCache Quote
+wildearth2001 Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 hehehehehe ... I can NOT believe there are (4) pages in this thread dedicated to 'Smurfs". How did this happen ??? You people are going to wake up in the morning and feel, well, small maybe ... Do you have a problem with Smurfs? Come over here and say that! Clearpath: I agree, the fact that their is a 4 page thread on smurfs is well disturbing Saxman: I have a problem with smurfs!!! Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Actually that is fine with me as after today I won't be a smurf again for awhile. Quote
+The Blind Acorn Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 New and Improved Smurf here... ODD. Quote
+The Blind Acorn Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Tix&Chiggers = Yakuza Smurf... What the hell does that mean??? Quote
+Snoogans Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Tix&Chiggers = Yakuza Smurf... What the hell does that mean??? Did you google the word? It's also a really cool Robert Mitchum movie. Sn gans Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Tix&Chiggers = Yakuza Smurf... What the hell does that mean??? Did you google the word? It's also a really cool Robert Mitchum movie. Sn gans Yakuza Smurf? Was that the sequal to Yakuza? Quote
+Snoogans Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Is there such a thing as a Jersey accent in Japanese? <Japanese Jersey Accent> There ain't no such thing as the Yakuza. </accent> Quote
+Corp Of Discovery Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 at least we aren't flaming smurfs Well with only 1 female smurf I think quite a few are flaming..... err....... galactic smurf? Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 at least we aren't flaming smurfs Well with only 1 female smurf I think quite a few are flaming..... err....... galactic smurf? Bad smurf, bad. Quote
+JMBella Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 Well There are some really great quotes in this thread. And with some manipulation I can now blackmail all of you. Ready... Come and get it Heck no!! I just want a faster one... Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit. You look like you are wearing a huge latex jimmy hat. Entering Bloencustoms mmmm.....Spank Sparky, I've been bad.....spank me! Ouch ... I'm the Insatiable Smurf Thou shalt bow down and kiss my Lemon-Fresh Smurf Now I know why my smurf itches............ Welcome to my erotic family You people are going to wake up in the morning and feel, well, not so fresh Quote
+Stunod Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 The lights make it so we don't look blue You need the ultraviolet lights turned on in there! Violet! You're turning violet!! Violet? Awwwwwwww, I got blueberry for a Saxman! Run Sax! The Oompa Loompas are coming to take you to the squeezing room! Actually the Oompa Loompas are Orange Yes, but it was Violet Beauregarde who chewed the "7 course dinner" gum and turned into a blueberry... Quote
+T10X Posted January 15, 2004 Posted January 15, 2004 (edited) CLETUS THE SLACK-JAWED SMURF Edited January 15, 2004 by T10X Quote
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