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A Little Smurfy Around Here!!


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I had wondered what ever happened to the Smurfs...

Here is what I found, Its quite shocking actually!!! :unsure:

 

Since the show went off the air, they needed employment, but couldn't find any for "annoying small blue creatures". Intel was having trouble with their new hamster prototypes (several times better than a bunch of rats), so they cut a deal with the surviving cast (Papa Smurf apparently passed away in the "great blue layoff" due to a heartattack).

 

Marketing didn't go for the "Smurf Inside" concept, and after aptittude testing, it was determined that only Brainy Smurf could be used. The engineers cloned Brainy (how hard could it be?) it only has a tube for a digestive tract), so now there are millions of Brainy Smurf trapped inside of ceramic carriers being fed nothing but raw current, screaming "help! it's hot and stuffy in here!!!" in an electic nasal-pinched voice.

 

Marketing relabeled their efforts as "Intel Inside", but then noticed that some computer users were "hearing voices" when they used "Intel Inside" machines. Engineering then added a cooling fan to new units to muffle the noise, and sales increased. To this day, Intel machines occasionally crash for no reason, altough the crashes are ususally related to bad cooling fans.

 

Smurfette travelled and tried to raise awareness in the press of Brainy's plight, esp. in Hollywood, where she took some acting jobs. Her attempts failed in Caifornia due to a nasty talent agent who misguided her into the seemy porno industry, where she starred as "the blue squealing girl" in several adult flicks. She retired after three years, moved to the other side of the country, and is living anonymously as a housewife in New Jersey.

 

The remaining cast, lacking Papa Smurf's direction, were enslaved at the Intel chip factory, where they imprison Brainy clones daily. Many blue tears are shed at the sealing of each chip...

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Now, if this were a write the caption thread, mine would be:

 

"Does this suit make my nose look fat?"

Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit.

How did you know I was wearing latex gloves? :unsure:

You look like you are wearing a huge latex jimmy hat. I assumed the ensemble was accessoriesed with it's own gloves.

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The lights make it so we don't look blue

 

You need the ultraviolet lights turned on in there!

 

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Violet! You're turning violet!! Violet? Awwwwwwww, I got blueberry for a Saxman!

 

Run Sax! The Oompa Loompas are coming to take you to the squeezing room!

Actually the Oompa Loompas are Orange

 

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hehehehehe ...  I can NOT believe there are (4) pages in this thread dedicated to 'Smurfs".  How did this happen ???  You people are going to wake up in the morning and feel, well, small maybe ...

Do you have a problem with Smurfs? Come over here and say that! :lol:

Clearpath: I agree, the fact that their is a 4 page thread on smurfs is well disturbing

Saxman: I have a problem with smurfs!!!

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Well There are some really great quotes in this thread. And with some manipulation I can now blackmail all of you. Ready...

Come and get it
Heck no!! I just want a faster one...
Bend over and relax...it won't hurt a bit.
You look like you are wearing a huge latex jimmy hat.
Entering Bloencustoms
mmmm.....Spank Sparky, I've been bad.....spank me!
Ouch ...
I'm the Insatiable Smurf
Thou shalt bow down and kiss my
Lemon-Fresh Smurf
Now I know why my smurf itches............
Welcome to my erotic family
You people are going to wake up in the morning and feel, well,
not so fresh

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The lights make it so we don't look blue

 

You need the ultraviolet lights turned on in there!

 

Violet! You're turning violet!! Violet? Awwwwwwww, I got blueberry for a Saxman!

 

Run Sax! The Oompa Loompas are coming to take you to the squeezing room!

Actually the Oompa Loompas are Orange

 

Yes, but it was Violet Beauregarde who chewed the "7 course dinner" gum and turned into a blueberry...

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