+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Somebody better think of something pretty quick, it's a tad dull today. I don't want to see anything controversial, but it's FRIDAY, get with it folks! Oh yeah, it should be about geocaching in some obscure way... Quote Link to comment
+cachew nut Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Anyone else out there who would like to be able to filter by DNF's? Quote Link to comment
ju66l3r Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Anyone else out there who would like to be able to filter by DNF's? anyone else want to filter by anything at all (other than our own).... Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 That ain't making me laugh... Quote Link to comment
Jomarac5 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 I guess a "Person below me" thread wouldn't help, would it? ***** Geo 39D-Y Quote Link to comment
ju66l3r Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Here, then I'll make Shana Banana dance for you... Dance, my little puppet, dance the "Dance of the GPSr"! Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 Kinda boring here today. Everyone must have taken the day off and gone geocaching You suck. You should shut your dadgum mouth before I smack you. Hey, Crim is bored and I think we should do something about it. Well, we could send Tiny, our faithful toothless helper monkey. Eeeee! Eeeee! I’m not sure that’s such a good idea, Tiny tested positive for monkey-pox. You didn’t tell me that! That would certainly explain my itching. Look at these sores. Dude, keep that to yourself. I need a rubber glove for my eyes. I guess that’s the fudging you get for the fudging you got! Oh you are so dead. I’m gonna make a geocache out of you and hide you were even Briansnat can’t find you. Much like Leatherman, you’re a lot of talk. Quote Link to comment
+BlueDeuce Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 You don't have one showing the Vista compass recalibration dance? Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 I didn't know it was our personal responsibility to freaking entertain you. Uh.... geocache! and GPS. Ammo boxes. Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 Joefrog used to. The private topic area rocked. Quote Link to comment
+Moore9KSUcats Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 How dare you say it's FRIDAY!! By my count it's the 5th MONDAY of the week!! On top of that, I'm supposed to be on vacation today and should be out seeking a cache - instead it's raining and I'm stuck here at work waiting for an irate customer to call me back to yell at me some more! So let the flames begin ....... It definately IS NOT FRIDAY!! Quote Link to comment
ju66l3r Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 You don't have one showing the Vista compass recalibration dance? I think it goes something like this: Quote Link to comment
+JMBella Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Joefrog used to. The private topic area rocked. Yea, I remember those days. <sigh> All well, I guess I'm gonna have to go geocaching now. Hopefully I'll be able to come back with a great story for ya Crim. If not I'll make one up. Ciao. Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Hey, Criminal. I've got an idea. Why don't you entertain us? I, for one, really enjoy your "essays!" Quote Link to comment
+Gorak Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 _____________ Gorak Geo 34 Quote Link to comment
+MacDaddy Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Criminal, not sure if you've seen this. http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-203.htm Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Can't go there, I'm at work... That cartoon was great Gorak! Edited December 12, 2003 by Criminal Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Criminal, I was sorry to see that you were bored. I hope this helps. Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Criminal, I was sorry to see that you were bored. I hope this helps. Thanks! That was good for a laugh, even though it was about me. We need to pick on KA or Lapaglia EDIT: Typo Edited December 12, 2003 by Criminal Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Now things are warming up! Quote Link to comment
+Gorak Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Criminal, not sure if you've seen this. http://www.theflasharchive.com/f/f-203.htm Ohmygawd I haven't laughed that hard in days! ______________ Gorak Geo 16A 36 Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 HAR!!! Hooters Girl....yeah, I can see that happening. Hey, Crim....why don't you entertain yourself at work? Ya got a rubber band and a box of paperclips? Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Criminal, I was sorry to see that you were bored. I hope this helps. Thanks! That was good for a laugh, even though it was about me. We need to pick on KA or Lapaglia EDIT: Typo It's easy to pick on KA. I hear the dude has a split personality. Real sick, y'know? Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Rumor has it he wears dresses! Quote Link to comment
+Stunod Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Maybe this will make you smile... Edited December 12, 2003 by Stunod Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 How about some geocaching impersonations I've been working on? John Wayne: I'm not gonna get that cache. I'm not gonna get that cache. Like hell I'm not! Richard Nixon: I am not a cacher! George W. Bush: Gee Pee what? Gerald Ford: Oops! Oof! Owww! Zombie from "Night of the Living Dead": Send more batteries! There! I hope you enjoyed that. I've got tons more, but they lose a lot by typing them. Quote Link to comment
+Gorak Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 __________ Gorak Geo 138 Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Pretty dang scary. Many moons ago, I worked as a shipping clerk for a major warehouse/grocery chain. They had computers in their trucks that would record all types of info (called them 'black boxes') such as speed, time stopped, sudden stops, etc. This info was downloaded to a computer and used against the drivers during their merit pay reviews. Off topic? Dang right! Pertinent info? Hell no. Interesting? Doubtful. Bored out of my mind waiting for the next winter storm that's supposed to hit in 3 hours? YUPPERS!!!!!!!! Oops...fell asleep at the keyboard.... Edited December 12, 2003 by Moun10Bike Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Hmm...that was weird.....didn't know these forum boxes would stretch that far to the right! Quote Link to comment
+cachew nut Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 This one was always one of my favorites Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 Hi kids, I’m Smokey Bear, and during the rainy season I like to educate everyone on things other than fire. Today I’d like to talk to you about a new and dangerous activity known as geocaching. With me today to discuss this dilemma is famous home remodeling star, Bob Vila. Hi Bob! Hi Smokey! Please tell me and all the folks about the dangers of this geocaching. OK Bob, but first let me explain a little about what geocaching is. The treacherous game of geocaching was started by some innocently misguided folks in the Pacific Northwest. They meant well, but like most low intelligence geeks, they were not very dangerous until someone came along to organize them. The geocaching kingpin is Jeremy Irish. Mr. Irish started a website devoted to the hazardous activity. Gosh golly Smokey! How do these knuckleheads play this? They hide little boxes in the forests; these boxes contain things like crank, smack, doobies, knives, and even guns. To make matters worse, they walk through the forests looking for the boxes, and in doing so, trample little plants! They are also reported to climb trees, walk off the paths, and even break branches! Wait a minute Smokey; don’t you and all your forest friends do all those things? Don’t you even crap out there? Shut up Bob. You see, all this is a cover for their real intent, the destruction of the forests! You see, Jeremy is really a terrorist. He has hypnotized innocent Americans through his website to engage in this hobby for the purpose of trampling the forests flat. Once the forests are gone, they will claim there’s a cache hidden in my hindquarters. They’ll kill Smokey to get to it too. We have to stop these geocachers, we have to stop Jeremy. Only you can prevent geocaching! Only you can prevent the anal violation of Smokey! Come here Smokey, let me have a look…… Quote Link to comment
+hikemeister Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Yawn....yes....too boring for me, and so is work this afternoon. I'm out of here -- time for a cold beer! Quote Link to comment
+CO Admin Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Criminal, I was sorry to see that you were bored. I hope this helps. Thanks! That was good for a laugh, even though it was about me. We need to pick on KA or Lapaglia EDIT: Typo Dude, at least spell it right its LaPaglia! Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 ...Jeremy is really a terrorist. He has hypnotized innocent Americans through his website to engage in this hobby for the purpose of trampling the forests flat... I've always suspected that! Quote Link to comment
+joefrog Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Joefrog used to. The private topic area rocked. So much for "save the funny/interesting stuff" eh? Maybe this caroler's a geocacher: Carol Quote Link to comment
Cracker. Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Try this.... I was in tears by the time I finished reading it.... http://cuagain.manilasites.com/stories/storyReader$287 Quote Link to comment
+CO Admin Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 It is important as an Admin and Moderator that we keep criminal amused. At the risk of being OT I submit the following. hat do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claus-trophbia What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbonhood Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Feliz Navidog Forgive me KA for I know not what I do Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 We need to pick on KA or Lapaglia Dude, at least spell it right its LaPaglia! and isn't it pronounced La-Paul-ya? Quote Link to comment
+The Cheeseheads Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Speaking of Christmas, if this doesn't make you want to pour bleach directly into your ears, I don't know what would... I cannot be held responsible for any damages caused by listening past the 2:10 mark... P.S. This is completely work-safe. It's just... wrong... Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 CO Admin wrote: Forgive me KA for I know not what I do Who says we don't have an off topic forum? Quote Link to comment
+CO Admin Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 We need to pick on KA or Lapaglia Dude, at least spell it right its LaPaglia! and isn't it pronounced La-Paul-ya? thats close to the italian way to say it. We pronounce the g so its La Pag lee a Quote Link to comment
+joefrog Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run just as fast as Rudolph, but he couldn't stop as fast. Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 Try this.... I was in tears by the time I finished reading it.... http://cuagain.manilasites.com/stories/storyReader$287 OMG! That was good! Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 (edited) Just in case you missed my response to this thread.... Edited December 12, 2003 by Criminal Quote Link to comment
+joefrog Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Try this.... I was in tears by the time I finished reading it.... http://cuagain.manilasites.com/stories/storyReader$287 HAH!!! That may be the funniest thing I've ever seen here! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment
umc Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Alright, thats enough laughing and having fun here. tone it down. Quote Link to comment
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