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Posted (edited)

I hear El Diablo wants everyone's hands to be on his hiking stick! :huh:

 

UMC's edit added the word "hiking" due to the potential for someone to misinterpret what I wrote as "suggestive”. ;)

Edited by Criminal
Posted
Snoogans wrote:

I just heard a rumor that J5 is really the owner of Navic@che...

LOL.

 

Don't get me started Snoogy baby, don't get me started...

 

*****

Geo 97D

Posted (edited)

How do rumors get started, they’re started by the jealous people and

They get mad seein’ somethin’ they had and sombody else is holdin’

Tell me that temptation is very hard to resist

But these wicked women, ooh, they just persist

Maybe you think it’s cute, but girl, I’m not impressed

I tell you one time only with my business please don’t mess

 

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more

My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

 

Hear the one about Tina, some say she’s much too loose

That came straight from a guy who claims he’s *******

Hear the one about Michael, some say he must be gay

I try to argue, but they said if he was straight he wouldn’t move that way

Hear the one about Susan, some say she’s just a tease

In a camisole she’s six feet tall, she’ll knock you to you knees

 

Will you look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more

My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

 

I can’t go no place without somebody pointin’ a finger

I can’t show my face ‘cause when it comes to rumors I’m a dead ringer

It seems from rumors I just can’t get away

I bet there’ll even be rumors floatin’ around on Judgment Day

I’ll think I’ll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill

For the next time they catch somebody startin’ rumors, shoot to kill

 

Will you look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more

My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

 

What’s mine is mine, I ain’t got time for rumors in my life

I’m a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

What’s mine is mine, I ain’t got time for rumors in my life

I’m a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

What’s mine is mine, I ain’t got time for rumors in my life

I’m a man who thinks, not a man who drinks, so please let me live my life

 

Will you look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more

My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

 

Look at all these rumors surroundin’ me every day

I just need some time, some time to get away from

From all these rumors, I can’t take it no more

My best friend said there’s one out now about me and the girl next door

 

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

 

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

 

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ those rumors around

Stop (Stop) spreadin’ the lies

Edited by CO Admin
Posted
Woodsters wrote:

How do rumors get started...

I think I knew Tina from way back when. ;)

 

btw: the song is called Rumors and is by Timex Social Club.

 

*****

Geo 76F

Posted

Thanks J5, it was killing me and a search didn't prove to be too successful.

 

The funny thing is that maybe a future search will take someone to this thread. ;):huh:

Posted

Professional jealousy, started a rumour

And then it extended, to be more abuse

What started out as just, black propaganda

Was one day seen to be, believed as truth

 

They say the truth is, stranger than fiction

But a lie is more, deadly than sin

It can make a man very, bitter and angry

When he thinks that there's someone, is going to win

 

Van Morrison

Posted
I heard a rumor that the Groundspeak screamer is really the inspiration for the forum moderators.

 

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what? can't hear ya. :lol:

Posted
I heard that the forums will charge like text messages on cell phones--if you don't pay the $3 per month, it is $.10 per post.....

...and, the charges are retrospective back to post #1!!!

I better brush up on Chapter 13.......

 

Sn :lol::o gans

Posted
I heard a rumor that Jeremy isn't a paying member, there's no red + next to his name at the bottom of the page. :D:lol:

Trust me. He pays. Look at what happened to his Thanksgiving. If you were here then you know....... :o

 

Sn B)B) gans

Posted

Just a little good natured ribbing. :lol: Yeah, I was reading what went on here on Thanksgiving. I heard a rumor it was all perpetrated by a group of...

 

EDIT Classified material

 

...so at least now we know who was responsible, and how to prevent such silliness in the future.

Posted (edited)
I hear El Diablo wants everyone's hands to be on one of his hiking sticks!  :lol:

That would be a lot of hiking staffs! I shiver at the thought. :o

 

El Diablo

I find your shivering to be quite titillating! :D

Edited by Criminal
Posted
I hear El Diablo wants everyone's hands to be on one of his hiking sticks!  :lol:

That would be a lot of hiking staffs! I shiver at the thought. :D

 

El Diablo

I find your shivering to be quite titillating! B)

Please tell me your a woman?? :o

 

El Diablo

Posted

This thread has drifted far enough away from its center that I think it can be closed.

 

Should you feel the need for continued sillyness try the Abject Sillyness thread

 

Thank you

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