+Planet Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Well, now this is getting a little a personal isn't it? I'll wait if I'm almost out of the woods, but I usually go far into the woods, far from civilization (or public restrooms anyway) as I can, and it isn't healthy to wait too long. I always try to carry TP, not just for emergencies like Mother Nature calling, but it helps in drying out wet caches. I try to "evacuate" before leaving the house. And then there is This fascinating website which I haven't found the time, place, or courage to try out. But I wish God had equipped women with a "hose" too sometimes (now that I've written that I see the absurdity of it. So I searched that silly site further and found this product ). I go off trail, and find the best hiding spot I can. And I try cover any sign of having been there. And this is more than anyone needed to know about me! I do know that in desert areas, and places like the Grand Canyon, you should carry out everything including human waste. #2 just doesn't go away in those areas like it does in our neck of the woods. But that's for the scatological thread. I can't believe I'm even responding to this thread, better hit send before I change my mind. Link to comment
+Q2XL Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 I work in the woods quite often as well as geocache on my off time...barely remember what an indoor restroom looks like. Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Well, now this is getting a little a personal isn't it? I'll wait if I'm almost out of the woods, but I usually go far into the woods, far from civilization (or public restrooms anyway) as I can, and it isn't healthy to wait too long. I always try to carry TP, not just for emergencies like Mother Nature calling, but it helps in drying out wet caches. I try to "evacuate" before leaving the house. And then there is This fascinating website which I haven't found the time, place, or courage to try out. But I wish God had equipped women with a "hose" too sometimes (now that I've written that I see the absurdity of it. So I searched that silly site further and found this product ). I go off trail, and find the best hiding spot I can. And I try cover any sign of having been there. And this is more than anyone needed to know about me! I do know that in desert areas, and places like the Grand Canyon, you should carry out everything including human waste. #2 just doesn't go away in those areas like it does in our neck of the woods. But that's for the scatological thread. I can't believe I'm even responding to this thread, better hit send before I change my mind. Dang, if I were a cat I would be dead. Curiosity got to me and I clicked the link!!! There are somethings in life you just can't unsee, or unread for that matter!! Link to comment
bug and snake Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 With so many experts on this thread - you have all heard the expression "Go behind the tree!" Which side of the tree is 'behind'? Trees only have two sides - outside and inside!!! What if it's a Mobius tree? DUH! Then it only has on side!..... LOL, good one! It's like driving in the UK..... The right side is the wrong side and the left side is the right side. I mean, obvious really..... Link to comment
Mystery Woman Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Carleenp, the description in your post was right on. About the only thing I can think of that you didn't mention is to pay attention to which way the terrain slopes when you're choosing where to squat... I've been lucky enough to only have to contend with #1 while out caching in the woods. Whether I went or held it actually depended on whom I was with (I trust some of the guys a lot more than others) and whether or not any of them had a camera. (No, NOT so I could pose for pics.) Link to comment
+GoingBald Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 1) In the woods. 2) In a proper waste disposal receptacle. Except for once when I discovered that eating trail mix with raisins, and prunes as a major component of the mix is NOT a good idea if you're going to be out in the woods for a while!! Mistake not repeated. Link to comment
+Bloencustoms Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Check out the sneaky leaker for limitless options. They first apeared a couple of years ago during Mardi Gras. Not sure if I'll ever be in a situation that requires one, but you never know. WARNING This site has some offensive stuff on it as well. Don't click the link if you're easily offended. Use good common sense. Edited December 5, 2003 by CO Admin Link to comment
Broncoholics Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 How can I let mine all hang out? It's only two inches....... from the ground. Just jokining ......LOL Duane Link to comment
+CO Admin Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 This thread has run its course and has gone beyond the edges of good taste. I have discussed this with another Admin and it is agreed that this thread should be closed. Link to comment
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