+jeff35080 Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 I just finished watching the FOX show about Michael Jackson. I found it to be an interesting rebuttal to the ABC interview show that was shown a week or so ago. I can't help but wonder if Michael Jackson would give me permission to hide a cache in Neverland? Jeff http://www.StarsFellOnAlabama.com http://www.NotAChance.com If you hide it, they will come.... Quote Link to comment
+Jacksons Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 If all cachers brought there kids I'm sure he would agree I'm a man and I can change if I have to,I guess. Quote Link to comment
+jeff35080 Posted February 20, 2003 Author Share Posted February 20, 2003 ROTFLMAO Jeff http://www.StarsFellOnAlabama.com http://www.NotAChance.com If you hide it, they will come.... Quote Link to comment
+ScottJ Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Word has it that Michael has lots of experience uncovering little cans. Sorry. It was there, and someone had to say it. -- Scott Johnson (ScottJ) Quote Link to comment
+leatherman Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Oh, that's just wrong! quote:Originally posted by ScottJ:Word has it that Michael has lots of experience uncovering little cans. Do not extend your expectations unto others, you will not be disappointed by the stupid things they do. Mokita! Quote Link to comment
+Sock Puppet Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 I think it time this was deleted, bad boys Quote Link to comment
Lyra Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 What do Michael Jackson and a grocery store bag have in common? They're both white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for children to play with! Always wear proper caching safety equipment! Quote Link to comment
madapple Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Lyra, You are so bad,,,,,but soooooo right !!!!!! Exploring the world,,,one Cache at a time !!!!! Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I heard that there is a sign on Michael Jacksons bedroom door that says.. You must be at this high or smaller to ride Michael. Quote Link to comment
+The Weasel Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Q. Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony? A. Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories. Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue. Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing”. Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party? A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house. Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common? A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off! Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? A. Michael Jackson has had more noses. Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? A. When the big hand is on the little hand! Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common? A. They both ride three year olds. Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's makeup. Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves? A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick. Q. What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. I believe you’re in my son. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries. Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10? A. Two 5 year olds. Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own? A. Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop! Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson? A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song! Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans? A: Michael Jackson! Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor? A. One got burnt doing Pepsi, the other got burnt doing coke. Q: What was the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started? A: The Ignited Negro College Fund! Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson? A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!! Q. What does Michael Jackson reminisce about? A. Blowing his first nose. Q. Who is the greatest person ever? A. Michael Jackson - he was born a poor black boy in Gary, Indiana and grew up to become a rich white woman in Europe. Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television? A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!" Q. What did Lisa-Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he proposed? A. "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing -- no kids!" Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley? A. About two dress sizes. Q. What was Michael Jackson thinking on his wedding night? A. "Now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own." Q. What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson? A1. He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out. A2. That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over. A3. She suspects he's using her to get to Elvis' bones. A4. He touches her kids more than he touches her. Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? A. He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in. Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A. He thought it was a delivery service. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! Q. How did Michael Jackson get in trouble? A. He was feeling a little Randy. Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much? A. He knows how they feel. Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab? A. You know, I feel like a new boy! Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty? A. Several children have fingered him. Q. Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date? A. Boys 'R Us. Q. Why is Michael Jackson so tough? A. He can lick any kid on the block [This message was edited by The Weasel on February 21, 2003 at 11:16 AM.] Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Did you hear Michael Jackson is building a new ranch in Pennsylvania? He bought land in Dubois. (pronounced DO-BOYS by the people around here) I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I should happen to get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Quote Link to comment
Dru Morgan Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Here is my favorite joke. It can be told with adult language, but I'll tone it down here for the kiddies who might be reading. Best if told slowly to let the listener presuppose the answer. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to *walk* on the *moon*... While Michael Jackson... molests little boys. (Americans always think a punchline is funnier if the F-word is in there - John Cleese) Ever notice that anyone that caches less than you do is a moron, while anyone that caches more than you do is a maniac? -Dru Morgan Quote Link to comment
tahoeberne Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Two thumbs down for the decaying responses of this thread. The smug, flippant, catty, inane remarks and jokes can only be encouraged by those who aren't in the starlight glamour of the media and now can hide in the shadows of anonimity and let their words reveal their envy, jealousy, fear, and ignorance. Being rich, famous, talented, enigmatic, eccentric, generous, and both highly admired and despised appears too much to grasp by some. But no worry, Michael would pay no attention to this, just me. David Berne Quote Link to comment
Northern-Lights Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 quote:Originally posted by The Weasel: Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common? A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason. [This message was edited by The Weasel on February 21, 2003 at 11:16 AM.] Oh my....I'm from Michigan and I guess the Tigers reputation is now as bad as Michael's?.....no way....the Tigers at least know that wearing one glove helps keep a hand warm......lol We're going on a treasure hunt...we're not quite sure just where...but with our trusty GPS, we'll find a cache stashed there!! By Daughter Cheryl Quote Link to comment
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