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When Geocachers Go Bad (Humor Thread)

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This thread is simple. Write a humorous short sentence about what might happen "when a geoacher has gone bad." icon_wink.gif


This thread isn't serious, so let's laugh it up! icon_smile.gif I'll start with:


"You know a geocacher has gone bad when they sport a "My Best Loot is Doot" bumper sticker on their Range Rover."


Next! icon_biggrin.gif



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The year is 2003.

The name is S.A. Brown.

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You know when a geocacher goes bad when...


...they place a cache on vaca.. no that happened

...they bury a ....nope happened too

...they use plastic bags to....nope

...they post 30 times a d...dang


All the stuff I can think of has really happened. icon_biggrin.gif


smiles_63.gif ---Real men cache in shorts.

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Originally posted by The Leprechauns:

You know a geocacher has gone bad when ....


They've shared a tent with Mopar.



Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

My eyes... they are burning... ahhhhhh. icon_razz.gif

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You know a geocacher's gone bad when they smell like sour milk.


Post to find ratio of about 35-1. I guess I'm really bad. Maybe that's why my wife makes me sleep in the basement.


"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day" - Dave Barry

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Originally posted by Brian - Team A.I.:

You know a cacher's gone bad when they create a puppet account to 'find' their own caches.



Team A.I.






I think I know who you're referring to. I wondered about that too.....


Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes

On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so:

"Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges --

"Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!"


Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898

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Originally posted by Jolly B Good:

You know a geocacher has bone bad when he becomes territorial and you have to run your caches by HIM as well as geocaching.com for approval.


"Hey kid, you're working MY area. Don't make me bust yer kneecaps."


Jolly R. Blackburn


"Never declare war on a man who buys his ink by the gallon."


Hehehe, best one yet... love it.


Hey, my ratio is only 2.9 to 1.... I'm going to have to get busy posting or I'm gonna fall WAY behind some of the rest of you.... oh, I already have... rats!



"Trade up, trade even, or don't trade!!!" My philosophy of life.

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Originally posted by Jolly B Good:

Just posting to check my Post-to-Caches-Found ratio.


Hmmmm.... 483 posts. 263 posts found. Looks like I haven't quite gone bad yet. I guess I need to work on that.


I decided to check the last 30 days, since that seems a good comparison to some of the recent experts.

130 posts and 37 finds (still haven't logged them all, plus 4-5 DNFs and a CSBA, I'm such a slacker!)

So, if we count the not founds as valid cache hunts, that's about 3 posts for every cache I've attempted in the last month. Hmmm.... not bad considering the experts here have 300 posts and 12 caches in the same time frame.


Tae-Kwon-Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon.

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You know a geocacher has gone bad when they encourage their wife to get a better job so they do not have to.


You know a geocacher has gone bad when they pass up a promotion because they would have to move to a cache barren location.


You know a geocacher has gone bad when the line on their fishing rigging has rotted off.


You know a geocacher has gone bad when you see them re-training their $5,000.00 bird dog to sniff out ammo cans.


You know a geocacher has gone bad when they buy a car only because it had the best GPSR reception through the windshield.



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