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I think they just get better later in the evening because sleep depravation causes everyone to get punchy and say what they're really thinking instead of holding back, lest they insult someone. Nah. That wouldn't happen here would it?

 

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Sangria? F*** that s***! Pabst Blue Ribbon

 

I hear PBR is making a big comeback. Ahhh, I remember $2 pitchers of PBR in the college pub.

And $24 dollar kegs of the stuff at parties.

 

Anyway, not sure about the sangria thing, but I find the forums more interesting after 3 or 4 Magic Hat Humble Paitences.

 

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day" - Dave Barry

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How 'bout a Flaming Dr. Pepper? Takes me back to college days (is that a good thing?!?!?).

 

Makes everything more bearable icon_biggrin.gif

 

(For those who don't know what that is: Pour a beer into a big glass or mug. Fill a shot glass 3/4 with Amaretto and top off with Bacardi 151. Light shot on fire. Drop shot in beer and consume quickly. Feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Start to look like me after too many.....)

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Not only that, it makes your avatar look different (hic). The forums will look even better when I get home from work and get some serious drinking done icon_eek.gif

 

J/K

 

But seriously, that sangria is good stuff...at least the stuff I made from scratch. Red wine, apple cider, apples, oranges, little lemon, cherries with the juice. Great for summer.

 

With the exception of Fat Tire and Guinness, I don't much care for beer.

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Ok, Criminal … looks like it’s time for a sobriety test…

 

Remove your hands from the mouse…

Look directly at the monitor,

And, out loud, repeat the following phrase clearly and distinctly three times!

 

Unique New York

 

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"Remember... nothing is completly worthless!!... it can always be used as a bad example"!

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I guess Sangria would be alright, but Black Castles are the way to go as far as I'm concerned. Half Guiness, half New Castle - mighty tasty...

 

Adding a shot of Bailey's makes it an Irish Car Bomb, but I haven't tried that yet.

 

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When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

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Originally posted by Rasstag:

Ok, Criminal … looks like it’s time for a sobriety test…

 

Remove your hands from the mouse…

Look directly at the monitor,

And, out loud, repeat the following phrase clearly and distinctly three times!

 

_Unique New York_

 

icon_wink.gif

 

"Remember... nothing is completly worthless!!... it can always be used as a bad example"!


 

Even better test...read this outloud as fast as you can:

 

I'm a mother pheasant plucker,

I pluck mother pheasants.

I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker

that ever plucked a mother pheasant.

 

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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer Simpson

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I picked the baked potato Criminal, but only because that stuff makes me want to hurl.

 

This is my formula for a fun time on the forums: (forgive my spelling of some of the names)

 

3 Parts Souza Hornitos Tequila

1 1/2 Parts Midori Melon Liqueur

5 Parts Margarita Mix

1 Table spoon of orange juice concentrate per quart. (That's the secret.)

(Optional 1 part Gran Marnier or Cointreau. No crappy Triple Sec.)

 

An exxxxpensive drink, but a real crowd pleaser. A few of them and you can go Jomarac5 on the forums with the best of 'em.

 

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Originally posted by Kealia:

Snoogans, I've been meaning to ask:

 

Does the phrase Snootchy Bootches mean anything to you?

 

That drink sounds delicious...going to have to try it tonight!


 

Why YES.

 

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Snoogans wrote:

3 Parts Souza Hornitos Tequila

1 1/2 Parts Midori Melon Liqueur

5 Parts Margarita Mix

1 Table spoon of orange juice concentrate per quart. (That's the secret.)

 

(Optional 1 part Gran Marnier or Cointreau. No crappy Triple Sec.)

 

A few of them and you can go Jomarac5 on the forums with the best of 'em.


HEY! How did you get *the* recipe? It is indeed what I drink every time before logging into the forums -- it's what gives me the *edge* icon_razz.gif

 

You missed one small part that really makes the drink truly special -- add a splash of soda water immediately before serving. Now where's that reply button?

 

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Why YES.

 

Thought so. Ran into some clerks at the mall that were chasing Amy (so to speak), who explained the dogma of striking back to me.

 

Say hello to your tubby lifemate for me the next time you run down to the QuikStop to pick up more supplies for your drink mix.

 

P.S. Watch out for Randall.

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Originally posted by geomaineiacs:

Snoogans, as a former bartender, that sounds dangerous....and tasty! Thanks for the secret.


 

That is high praise. My brother was a bartender for many years and he says it is the best Margi he's ever tasted. I stole most of the idea from Baby Acapulco's in Austin, Tx. The OJ and the optionals were my idea. I can't stand triple sec, or any cheap alcohol for that matter, except Pucker.

 

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Originally posted by Jomarac5:

quote:
Snoogans wrote:

3 Parts Souza Hornitos Tequila

1 1/2 Parts Midori Melon Liqueur

5 Parts Margarita Mix

1 Table spoon of orange juice concentrate per quart. (That's the secret.)

 

(Optional 1 part Gran Marnier or Cointreau. No crappy Triple Sec.)

 

A few of them and you can go Jomarac5 on the forums with the best of 'em.


HEY! How did you get *the* recipe? It is indeed what I drink every time before logging into the forums -- it's what gives me the *edge* icon_razz.gif

 

You missed one small part that really makes the drink truly special -- add a splash of soda water immediately before serving. Now where's that reply button?

 

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Glad you can take a joke buddy. I'm tryin to get you verbed like Markwell. You deserve it. icon_wink.gificon_razz.gificon_razz.gif

 

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