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Hawkeyes

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Dear all,

I am in an very good mood, as I spoke to someone who has acces to an salesrep from the smurfs factory (at least the one in Germany).

He is willing to ask for the possibility for a GeoCaching Smurf.....

The only thing was that he wanted to know in what sort of numbers he should count....

So my request is to just post here if and howmany you would buy if there would be a GeoCaching smurf...

Thanx and I will try to uphold the statistics in this post.

 

Updated: October 10, 2002 23:26 (CET)

 

Total number off smurfs: +/-040

 

[This message was edited by Hawkeyes on October 10, 2002 at 02:26 PM.]

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I remember as a kid I had a bunch of smurfs. They were short (around two inches high). I'm assuming it would be a smurf leaning over a GPS in one hand and a hand above his eyes as if he's looking off in the distance? I don't know but it sounds pretty smurfy.

 

Jeremy Irish

Groundspeak - The Language of Location

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quote:
Originally posted by Cape Cod Cacher:

Last Saturday Night Live introduced "Anna-Nicole Smuf........


 

I've got to spend less time in the geocaching chat room, and more watching TV on Saturday nights....

 

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought 'Where the hell is the ceiling'?

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Jeremy,

 

I'm with you... I was actually in my teens when I remember the smurfs coming out. My little sisters got them over in Germany before they came out in the US...they had the whole Mushroom village.. I just thought they were the coolest back then. Maybe you could talk them into making cool little waterproof mushroom containers too icon_smile.gif

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I subscribe to a humor list. got this yesterday. too much of a coincidence not to post. lengthy. but funny. some of this may not be funny to all folks.

 

Personal Injury Attorney Smurf

Old-People-Smell Smurf

Disgraced CEO Smurf

Won't Shut The Hell Up About His dadgum Kite Collection Smurf

 

Exploding Zit Smurf

Yeast Infection Smurfette

"Ah man, I shot Marvin in the face" Smurf

Bass Fishin' Smurf

Loan-Me-$20-Until-Payday Smurf

Pothead Smurfer Dude

Smurfa Nicole Smurf

Bitter Pathetic Excuse for a Human Being Ex-Spouse Smurf

Mary Kay Make-Up Consultant Smurf

Partial Smurf Abortion

Curiously Eager Scoutmaster Smurf

Slobodan Milosesmurf

Manic-Depressive Wal-Mart Greeter Smurf

Constantly-Quoting-Monty-Python Smurf

Penis Enlargement Spam Sendin' Smurf

 

and the Number 1 Least-Loved Smurf...

 

Talks Loudly Through the Whole Damned Movie Until You Want to Throttle Him Smurf

 

RUNNER UP SMURFS:

Back Seat Driver Smurf

Bleeding-Gums Smurfy

Colorblind Shape-Shifter Smurf

Constant Gastrointestinal Problems Smurf

Creepy Translucent Skin Smurf

Don Zimmer Smurf

Dumbass Son of a Former President Smurf

Herpes-Concealing Smurf

Internet Humor List Owner Smurf

Lazy Eye Smurf

Slutty Barfly Smurf

Upskirt-Cam Website Operator Smurf

"Facts of Life" Trivia Smurf

'Roid Rage Smurf

As-Seen-On-"COPS" Smurf

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Smurf

Ayatollah Smurf

Blue All Over, Punk, Including My *** Smurf

Chunky Diaper Smurf

Cloudy Discharge Smurf

Crack Whore Smurf

detached Cynic Smurf

Halitosis Smurf

Nervous Tummy Smurf

Projectile Vomiting Smurf

Pushy Telemarketing Smurf

Syrup of Ipecac Smurf

Three-Legged Show-Off Smurf

Yes, It Does Look Infected Smurf

 

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www.gpswnj.com

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This came today. again: not everyone will find this funny.

 

PS Count me as possibly interested. depends on price, content, etc.

 

20> Soccer Hooligan Smurf

19> Heartbreak of Psoriasis Smurf

18> Anthrax Mailer Smurf

17> Goth-Poser Smurf

16> NAMBLA Chapter President Smurf

15> Painful Rectal Itchy Smurf

14> Sleeps-With-All-Your-Friends Smurfette

13> Smurfed Out of His #$%@ing Mind Smurf

12> L. Ron Smurf, author of "Smurfanetics"

11> Frequently Reassigned Priest Smurf

10> Smegma Smurf

9> Cop-Taunting Shirtless Smurf

8> Near-Suicidal Former Child Actor Smurf

7> Fey Magician Smurf

6> Constant Unfulfilled Promises of Oral Sex Smurf

5> Nick Nolte Mug Shot Smurf

4> Teenage Angst-Ridden Loner with a Penchant for Firearms Smurf

3> Grammar Nazi Smurf

2> White Middle-Class Mall Rat Trying to Act All Black Smurf

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Least-Loved Smurf...

 

1> Testicles-Big-as-Your-Head Smurf

 

Runners Up

Always-Proselytizing Mormon Smurf

Amway Sales Smurf

Conspiracy Theory Smurf

Frenchie Le Pew Smurf

Indefinitely Detained Smurf

Mean Drunk Smurf

Osama bin Smurfen

Oyster Breath Smurf

Rancid Toe Jam Smurf

Rolled in Something Smurf

Salesman on Commission Smurf

Sleeper Cell Smurf

Squeegee Kid Smurf

Student Loan Collector Smurf

Enron Accountant Smurf

Hairy Back Smurf

I Just Moved Here From California Smurf

Kathie Lee Smurf

Mustard Gas Smurf

Oozing Canker Sore Smurf

Out of Touch With Reality Smurf

Personal Space Invader Smurf

Pockmarked Smurf

Public Masturbation Smurf

Pustuled Leper Smurf

Scab-Picker Smurf

Slow Leaker Smurf

Slow-Moving, Dull-Witted Grampa Smurf

Smurfy Brown

Spastic Colon Smurf

Sucking Chest Wound Smurf

Visible-Sore Smurf

 

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www.gpswnj.com

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Darn right. I had the mushroom houses when i was a kid. When I hit my teens I did an about face and declared war on Smurfs, seeking them out in the forests to step on them and leave little blue smears of goo in my wake. But I'd definitly pick one of those up. My brother in law actually has a

huge collection.

 

My question was. How do they pro-create? There's only one girl?

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It will probably be a walking smurf with a backpack on its back (with the geocaching logo on it) and with a gps in its hand....that is if all turns out well....

 

positioning like:

hiker smurf

backpack size like:

scholar smurf

size gps like:

diver smurf

 

Any more/other suggestions?

 

[This message was edited by Hawkeyes on October 10, 2002 at 02:55 PM.]

 

[This message was edited by Hawkeyes on October 10, 2002 at 02:56 PM.]

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How about a walking stick? I always had the problem that one of my Smurf's legs bent slightly and it became unstable. Having a third balance point in a walking stick would make it more stable on the dash of my car.

 

GPS...? How would you replicate a little one and make it recognizable? The most recognizable one as a GPS is the little yellow etrex, but I know a whole lot of Magellan owners that would be put off by that device.

 

Markwell

Chicago Geocaching

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Well, if we can't get them numbered you can always drill a hole through it's gut and run a travel bug chain through it.

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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Are we all so blind that we don't realize that the Smurfs are just a tool to indoctrinate our children into Communism!?!? Think about it:

 

They all lived in a village where they shared everything, even the same color and the same song!

They were each identified by the role they played in society (ie. Baker Smurf, Handy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Brainy Smurf. etc.)

They all followed one leader who they called Papa, who wore a RED hat and had a very Karl Marx-esque beard

Their enemy, Gargamel, was a capitalist who's goal was to catch smurf, boil them down and turn them into gold for profit (and do I even need to mention the significance of his cat's name?)

Hear me now, Geocachers! By welcoming the smurfs you are turning over your freedom! Save yourselves before it's too . . .

. . . IS OK . . ALL IS GOOD . . I JOKE ABOUT SMURFLINGS FUNNY, YAH? PLAY FUN GAME IN FOREST, COMRADES.

 

SINCERELY,

 

MAN ON INTERNET

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quote:
Originally posted by CYBret:

Are we all so blind that we don't realize that the Smurfs are just a tool to indoctrinate our children into Communism!?!? Think about it:

 

+ They all lived in a village where they shared everything, even the same color and the same song!

+ They were each identified by the role they played in society (ie. Baker Smurf, Handy Smurf, Painter Smurf, Brainy Smurf. etc.)

+ They all followed one leader who they called Papa, who wore a RED hat and had a very Karl Marx-esque beard

+ Their enemy, Gargamel, was a capitalist who's goal was to catch smurf, boil them down and turn them into gold for profit (and do I even need to mention the significance of his cat's name?)

 

Hear me now, Geocachers! By welcoming the smurfs you are turning over your freedom! Save yourselves before it's too . . .

_ . . . IS OK . . ALL IS GOOD . . I JOKE ABOUT SMURFLINGS FUNNY, YAH? PLAY FUN GAME IN FOREST, COMRADES. _

 

_SINCERELY,_

 

_MAN ON INTERNET_


 

We'll see how they feel when I drill a hole through their little blue guts........ icon_redface.gif

 

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

If your house catches afire, and there aint no water around,

Throw your jelly out the window; let the dog-gone shack burn down.

**Huddie Ledbetter**

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*Checks out nearest caches page*

 

"Hmm. Check this out. Every cache has a bug. And it's all these smurfing smurfs."

 

Hehe. I love smurfs. I'd buy a few. Set Jeremy up with some and they'll fly off the site.

 

I remember when I used to lifeguard at a summer camp. It was strictly forbidden to say 'drowning' or 'help' while on duty. So we subbed 'smurfing' and 'smurf' in for the two icon_smile.gif

 

"Smurf! I'm smurfing!!" Hehe. Those were the days.

 

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