+TMAN264 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Penis bones rule! Make a sanity check. Quote Link to comment
+RainbowCache Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by CYBret: They tell me they usually see them on the counter in one of those goldfish bowl/candy jar looking things. Right next to the pickled eggs, huh? Bob ~ Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese... Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?...Stephen Wright Quote Link to comment
+TMAN264 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 I'll place money that some U.P. bar has a jar of both next to the keg of Old Style.... Make a sanity check. Quote Link to comment
opie744 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Is GA where he's leaving these? You lucky devils, the other thread was talking about the nasty spiders that live in the middle southern states. 2x' lucky. Quote Link to comment
+Bull Moose Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by TMAN264:I'll place money that some U.P. bar has a jar of both next to the keg of Old Style.... Hmm... I don't think I've ever heard Da Yoopers sing a song about penis bones. Quote Link to comment
+RainbowCache Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by opie744:Is GA where he's leaving these? You lucky devils, the other thread was talking about the nasty spiders that live in the middle southern states. 2x' lucky. NOPE! Looks like it is Pennsylvania! IF YOU REPLACE THE SECOND *N* WITH AN *I*... could be a connection? Bob ~ Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese... Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?...Stephen Wright [This message was edited by RainbowCache on October 09, 2003 at 07:16 PM.] Quote Link to comment
Captain Chaoss Posted October 9, 2003 Author Share Posted October 9, 2003 Hmmm, P-E-N-I..... oh yea. I hadn't ever made that connection before. Course, I never before had to trade around the bones before either. Hope this doesn't catch on too much. Ya know, sylvania means woods. The territory was created as William Penns wooded land, or Penns Woods....... Pennsylvania. Don't know why I threw that in. Its late, I'm tired, and I have to have surgery tomorrow. Maybe I'll ask the doctor about mammalian bone structure. Two roads diverged in the woods and I, I took the one less traveled, and that is how I found the cache. Quote Link to comment
LowranceTracker1 Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 If someone left PENIS BONES in my cache, I would tell them they were cheap bastards. Heck that's worse than leaving a happy meal toy. I have a friend whose mother would give the "free gifts" she got by buying other stuff from TV infomercials as christmas presents. Now that's cheap!! Quote Link to comment
+WilsonWonders Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 Oooohhh this is just the thread that can get a girl pulled off the forums! Just too many opportunities for good jokes. Suffice it to say, I have dibbs on all jokes refering to "bona-fide" caches and having to "bone up" on the sport. And lets not even begin to discuss bushwacking. Im sorry. I'll go back to lurk mode now. Quote Link to comment
+Planet Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Captain Chaoss: October 6 by ian5281 (5 found) I left some more penis bones and a genuine MRE (meal ready to eat) issued to me from the U.S. Army. The MRE did not fit in the cache, but it was designed to lay around outside for years at a time anyways, so I just stuffed it in the log. Don't make me revive that NO FOOD IN CACHES thread!! You'd better go remove that MRE they stuffed in the log, before a bear or a coyote comes along and rips apart your hiding spot. And send an e-mail off to Ian and geomorphologist, who are newbies, that NO food of any kind should go in a cache, no cache containers should be made of recycled food containers. It is certain death for a cache. And I know you have bears in PA so hurry. Planet Quote Link to comment
Captain Chaoss Posted October 11, 2003 Author Share Posted October 11, 2003 Yes thank you for your frantic message. Already noted. Soon as I recover from my hernia operation I'll take care of the MRE. PLease don't revive the no food thread. Two roads diverged in the woods and I, I took the one less traveled, and that is how I found the cache. Quote Link to comment
+Team Lyons Posted October 11, 2003 Share Posted October 11, 2003 I can't imagine having somethings "tool" for a charm but for the guy in the story below luck wasn't in his cards. BANJUL (Reuters) - A 28-year-old man accused of stealing a man's penis through sorcery was beaten to death in the West African country of Gambia on Thursday, police said. A police spokesman told Reuters that Baba Jallow was killed by about 10 people in the town of Serekunda, nine miles from the capital Banjul. Reports of penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, with purported victims claiming that alleged sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear in order to extort cash in the promise of a cure. The police spokesman said many men in Serekunda were now afraid to shake hands, and he urged people not to believe reports of "vanishing" genitals. Belief in sorcery is widespread in West Africa. Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997 Quote Link to comment
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