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Difficulty five

But I did not believe it

Gravity is harsh


Hikes four miles to cache

Got within five hundred feet

Batteries go dead


Forgot to wear Deet

Mosquitos suck all my blood

Now a shrivled husk


Heard my girlfriend say

"Deet is my favorite fragrence"

She truly loves me.


Near a county club

The box overflows with spheres

Golf balls are cache trash


Cannot become lost

I now have a GPS

Just made a wrong turn


Interesting question

But I've heard it all before

You've just been Markwelled


Yes, I'm an adult

But I still buy Happy Meals

Just for the McToys


Hang my head in shame

But I though micros were cool

Questmaster taunts me


I don't believe it

Microcache at a gas pump

Archive this piece of . . .


Wildly waving arms

I do the mosquito dance

Hopping leg to leg.


Burned out cars in the woods.

Tire tracks outnumber deer tracks.

Fayette Cong, indeed!

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