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Looks like the "Continue story by 5 words" thread is completely whacked by now...this is something we did on the Joe Millionaire boards, and it took off very well. The next person who posts after me can try to explain this away, and leave a gentle, generic "slam" for the next poster, so:

 

"The person below me couldn't find a full-sized ammo box in an empty parking lot!"

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Well, duh. The parking lot's empty; you said so yourself.

 

The person below me couldn't figure out how to go south from the North Pole.

 

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..because, uh, well, I dunno, but I DO know the person below me couldn't find both both cheeks with both hands...

 

"There's no need to be afraid of strange noises in the night. Anything that intends you harm will stalk you silently."

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Nope hun, I just have a female name.

 

The person below me owes me lots of money.

 

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -

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At the time of this posting I didn't know who the person below me was. Is that still considered cheating?

 

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Caching without a clue....

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You know who I am, liar!

The person below me is a sock puppet.

 

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Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack

Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams

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Only a bassoon player is whacky enough to eat rats that still have their hair.

 

The person below me fakes finds on lame virtual caches.

 

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Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

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who doesn't fake finds on lame virtuals?

 

The person below me has posted in these forums before.

 

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Caching without a clue....

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the person below me is really cool

 

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Caching without a clue....

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I know I'm cool, thanks

 

The person below me is a dork

 

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Caching without a clue....

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Yeah, I feel like dork because you still owe me lots of money.

 

The person below me should think about what cachew nut said.

 

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -

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...but that is what my viagra is for.

 

The person below me could screw up a one man parade.

 

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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

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Ya, it needs a pick me up.

 

The person below me wants to play with my peavey.

 

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.

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Who doesn't like to argue with Seneca??

 

Ther person below me doesn't have as many posts as me.

 

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Caching without a clue....

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Yeah...but my dad could kick you dad's a$$.

 

The person below me is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

 

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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

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I've never seen a bag of wet mice but the person below me owns a hairless rat.

 

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Caching without a clue....

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That wasn't a water bottle.

 

The person below me doesn't know how to cache.

 

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Caching without a clue....

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Everything I know about caching, I learned from reading umc's 1888 forum posts.

 

The person below me spent his wedding night hiding a micro.

 

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Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to chew through the leather straps. - Emo Phillips

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Susan Garand?? Took me 2 weeks to get her nekid!

 

The person below me speels badely.

 

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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

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The person below me is still awake, thank goodness..

 

"There's no need to be afraid of strange noises in the night. Anything that intends you harm will stalk you silently."

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Yep, the one's posted on geocaching.com are the best!

 

The person below me feels more like they do now than they did a while ago...

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quote:
Originally posted by General Bracket:

 

The person below me has many more finds than me.


Ain't it the truth? (I dunno.)

 

The hiking boots of the person below me really, really stink.

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Yet my wife loves me, as long as I wash my feet, & leave them outside when I come home.

 

Although without my feet I'm 4 inches shorter, and my ankles hurt.

 

The person below me has never dropped a packet while pinging a nic.

 

They say this universe is bound to blow,

I say we crank up the Calypso Control!

~Jimmy Buffett

 

~Someday I Will~

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