+fractal Posted May 14, 2002 Posted May 14, 2002 http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/dsindex/01-ds5.htm -fractal -=-=-=-=-=-=- N 45° 30.ish W 122° 58.ish Quote
Milgren Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 Sounds like something you'd see on the X-Files! All we need now is someone to include the find in a conspiracy theory of some kind that involves aliens. Mysterious. Quote
Buckaroo Banzai Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 why is it that I just lost my appetite for my Turkey Sandwich with Mayonnaise? If it's not one thing, then it's another... Quote
Buckaroo Banzai Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 why is it that I just lost my appetite for my Turkey Sandwich with Mayonnaise? If it's not one thing, then it's another... Quote
+Mr. Vic Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 How do they get it in the can? Will cache for food Quote
+Mr. Vic Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 How do they get it in the can? Will cache for food Quote
+Harrald Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 As my 13 year old son said...and I quote " That's just not right" ==================================== As always, the above statements are just MHO. ==================================== Quote
+Cachier Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 Can you imagine the party they must have had for those goats. "When you find it, its always in the last place you look." Quote
+Cachier Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 Can you imagine the party they must have had for those goats. "When you find it, its always in the last place you look." Quote
+GatoRx Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 Ugh... that's just nasty. quote:Originally posted by Mr. Vic: How do they get it in the can? My aunt owns a horse ranch, and stopped by my apartment one day while on her way to pick up some horse semen from a local farm (she was inseminating a mare that night.) Her vivid description of the process included saying that they have a doll-like thing that resembles a female horse for the male to "do his business" with, which then collects the semen. I guess its similar to a blow-up horse doll. Quote
+GatoRx Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 Ugh... that's just nasty. quote:Originally posted by Mr. Vic: How do they get it in the can? My aunt owns a horse ranch, and stopped by my apartment one day while on her way to pick up some horse semen from a local farm (she was inseminating a mare that night.) Her vivid description of the process included saying that they have a doll-like thing that resembles a female horse for the male to "do his business" with, which then collects the semen. I guess its similar to a blow-up horse doll. Quote
DisQuoi Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 It must have been sailors that did it ... Seamen will do anything for a laugh. Quote
lullabud Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 that is soooooo sick.... 55 gallons?? i mean... dadgum... 55 gallons...? Quote
DisQuoi Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Web-ling:Theme cache? "Great cache! Took nothing, left ..." Quote
+Cachier Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 quote:Originally posted by GatoRx: Ugh... that's just nasty. quote:Originally posted by Mr. Vic: How do they get it in the can? My aunt owns a horse ranch, and stopped by my apartment one day while on her way to pick up some horse semen from a local farm (she was inseminating a mare that night.) Her vivid description of the process included saying that they have a doll-like thing that resembles a female horse for the male to "do his business" with, which then collects the semen. I guess its similar to a blow-up horse doll. There is a place near here called SirePower. They harvest (for lack of a better word) the bull seamen of geneticly superior bulls for distribution to cattle and dairy farmers. In the trade, they call that blow-up doll an "AV" standing for artificial vag'a I was fortunate to sit in on a public relations seminar they put on a few years ago where they described their business and processes. They used to leave 35 gal. cans of the stuff on the sidewalk, infront of the drug store in town for the bus to pick up for shipping. "When you find it, its always in the last place you look." Quote
+Cachier Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 quote:Originally posted by GatoRx: Ugh... that's just nasty. quote:Originally posted by Mr. Vic: How do they get it in the can? My aunt owns a horse ranch, and stopped by my apartment one day while on her way to pick up some horse semen from a local farm (she was inseminating a mare that night.) Her vivid description of the process included saying that they have a doll-like thing that resembles a female horse for the male to "do his business" with, which then collects the semen. I guess its similar to a blow-up horse doll. There is a place near here called SirePower. They harvest (for lack of a better word) the bull seamen of geneticly superior bulls for distribution to cattle and dairy farmers. In the trade, they call that blow-up doll an "AV" standing for artificial vag'a I was fortunate to sit in on a public relations seminar they put on a few years ago where they described their business and processes. They used to leave 35 gal. cans of the stuff on the sidewalk, infront of the drug store in town for the bus to pick up for shipping. "When you find it, its always in the last place you look." Quote
+Cachier Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 "When you find it, its always in the last place you look." Quote
+Cachier Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 "When you find it, its always in the last place you look." Quote
+The GeoGadgets Team Posted May 15, 2002 Posted May 15, 2002 Knowing a wee (hee hee!) bit about animal husbandry from my past life on the farm, I had no doubts as to how the, uh, fluid found its way into the container. My issue is with the size of the container and the fact that someone just tossed it off, I mean, OUT! like that. What were they thinking? Is it possible that a farmer/rancher had it stolen and the theives didn't realize what it was until they got it out into the woods? Why does a naturally occuring, uh, substance require a toxic warning label? The only situation I could imagine it being toxic in is in a room full of fertile female goats or pigs... right? Why did I feel compelled to comment on this thread? Morbid human curiousity? Oh and... well, never mind. My days of working at the thoroughbred farm has left me scarred for life. I saw things at the age of 12-13 that ruin a young woman's perspective on, well, relationships shall we say. *shudder* ---------- Lori aka: RedwoodRed KF6VFI "I don't get lost, I investigate alternative destinations." GeoGadgets Team Website Comics, Video Games and Movie Fansite Quote
phantom Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 You know, thats just ba-ba-baaaad! phantom "DOH!" -- Homer Simpson Quote
phantom Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 You know, thats just ba-ba-baaaad! phantom "DOH!" -- Homer Simpson Quote
+Runaround Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 If the barrel itself costs $1100 and is reused by farmers, what is the value of the semen? Suddenly I have this urge to watch There's Something About Mary. _____________ Now where did I park my car??????? Quote
+Clan Ferguson Posted May 18, 2002 Posted May 18, 2002 What do they mean by "properly disposed"??? Cache On!! James "Big Dog" -Clan Ferguson Quote
+The GeoGadgets Team Posted May 19, 2002 Posted May 19, 2002 quote:Originally posted by runaround:Suddenly I have this urge to watch There's Something About Mary. Yeah, that's it! It wasn't semen, it was HAIR GEL! And that weird shiny stuff on my face means I've been eating a glazed donut... right. Now, it's getting weird... no, the whole THREAD is weird! FRACTAL! ---------- Lori aka: RedwoodRed KF6VFI "I don't get lost, I investigate alternative destinations." GeoGadgets Team Website Comics, Video Games and Movie Fansite It's not whether or not you pick your nose that matters, but where you put the booger... Quote
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