+Eswau Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Hello Doctor. I'm having that blurred vision problem again. Quote
Dinoprophet Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 How many pairs of glasses does a guy with no eyes need? Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams Quote
+wimseyguy Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Say again Saddam, sell short on all of the oil futures? These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes; Nothing remains quite the same. Through all of the islands and all of the highlands, If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane Quote
Fakk 2 Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Ring: Hello, Taliban. No I don't want your credit card. Ring: Hello Taliban. no I don't want to switch lond distance carriers. Ring Hello Taliban. ARGH No Stop calling me. The telemarketers take the war into their own hands. I bought a GPS. Now I get lost with style. Quote
+Team Og Rof A Klaw Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 ~__~___~_~_~_~_~_~_~_? "Yes, Dr. Anthrax Lady, I cached it." ~__~___~--~--~~_~_? "No, Dr. Anthrax Lady, I didn't open it." ____________________________ - Team Og Rof A Klaw All who wander are not lost. Quote
+Bloencustoms Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 "Hello, 911? There seems to have ben a problem with the nerve gas we were working on, a toxic cloud is hovering right before my eyes! Send help, please!" "The fertilizer has hit the ventilator" Quote
+Woodbutcher68 Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 "Yes this is the information minister" "No, the Americans are not in Baghdad" "If you would look around you would see that as clearly as I can" Maps?!? We don't need no stinking maps! We got coordinates! Quote
+Renegade Knight Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 "Yeah I know I'm white, but if I dress right and make my shoes look funny you would strip search me, right?" ===================== Wherever you go there you are. Quote
umc Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Heh, and you thought I was supposed to live in a tent in the desert. ______________________________________________________________________________________ Caching without a clue.... Quote
+nctreker Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Hello Acme Laundry... I'm afraid you've gotten my clothes mixed up again. Quote
brianmcm Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 I know you hid the Weapons of Mass Destruction very well...but some American with a GPS who calls himself/herself (name your favorite geocacher) just posted the find on Geocaching.com. We never figured on a geocacher finding the "Sadam's Secret" cache. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) Quote
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted June 26, 2003 Posted June 26, 2003 Yes. The halo's your provided seem to have gone limp. Brian Team A.I. Quote
+SceneryGuy Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Stella, can you get in here! I can't find any of my glasses again. (How many times can one geocacher be featured in "you write the caption"?) "I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!" Quote
auntyweasel Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Hello? yes, I would like to order 15 camels, 37 goats, and 5 steer. yes, yes, only 5, it's going to be a small party this year.... Never invoke anything bigger than your head. Quote
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted July 2, 2003 Posted July 2, 2003 Yes. I'd like to book Mujibur & Sirajul for my July 4th Destroy-The-American-Infidel Party. Does Dave have them on assignment? Brian Team A.I. Quote
+TMAN264 Posted July 3, 2003 Posted July 3, 2003 Sister Elanor rued the day she left her glass eyes in exchange for a McToy in an effort to trade up. Make a sanity check. Quote
+Bilder Posted July 3, 2003 Posted July 3, 2003 "Hello, CIA anti-terrorist taskforce, how my I help you?" "What? Terrorists? Here? I dont see anything!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have never been lost. Been awful confused for a few days, but never lost! Quote
+MedicP1 Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Would you kids stop playing ring toss in the Abby!!! I'm on the phone with the Pope!! Quote
+ChrisCindy Posted November 23, 2003 Posted November 23, 2003 Afghanistan recruits MLB umpires for it's new baseball league. Quote
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