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How many pairs of glasses does a guy with no eyes need?

 

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Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack

Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams

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Say again Saddam, sell short on all of the oil futures?

 

These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes;

Nothing remains quite the same.

Through all of the islands and all of the highlands,

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane

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Ring:

Hello, Taliban.

 

No I don't want your credit card.

 

Ring:

Hello Taliban.

 

no I don't want to switch lond distance carriers.

 

Ring

Hello Taliban.

 

ARGH No Stop calling me.

 

The telemarketers take the war into their own hands.

 

I bought a GPS. Now I get lost with style.

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"Hello, 911? There seems to have ben a problem with the nerve gas we were working on, a toxic cloud is hovering right before my eyes! Send help, please!"

 

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"The fertilizer has hit the ventilator"

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"Yes this is the information minister" "No, the Americans are not in Baghdad" "If you would look around you would see that as clearly as I can"

 

Maps?!? We don't need no stinking maps! We got coordinates!

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Heh, and you thought I was supposed to live in a tent in the desert.

 

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Caching without a clue....

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I know you hid the Weapons of Mass Destruction very well...but some American with a GPS who calls himself/herself (name your favorite geocacher) just posted the find on Geocaching.com. We never figured on a geocacher finding the "Sadam's Secret" cache.

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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Stella, can you get in here! I can't find any of my glasses again.

 

(How many times can one geocacher be featured in "you write the caption"?)

 

"I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous!"

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Hello? yes, I would like to order 15 camels, 37 goats, and 5 steer. yes, yes, only 5, it's going to be a small party this year....

 

Never invoke anything bigger than your head.

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"Hello, CIA anti-terrorist taskforce, how my I help you?"

 

"What? Terrorists? Here? I dont see anything!"

 

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I have never been lost. Been awful confused for a few days, but never lost!

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