LQQKING4U Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 When I read books, I hear this voice in my head that sounds like me. Why does it sound like me and not somebody else? ~Jack Handi~ Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Someone has this as their sig line. One of my favs: If you ever drop your keys into a pool of molten lava, forget about them, because man, they're gone. Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote Link to comment
+cachew nut Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Were you planning on finding any caches soon? Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Ahhhhhhh nice relaxing humor. Too bad it will get sh*t canned for being off topic. By the way sacred cows do taste better Snoogans. Vegetarians are tasty too. When in doubt...hit it with a big hammer. Quote Link to comment
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 "The crow seemed to be calling his name," thought Caw. Brian Team A.I. Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 It's sad when an entire family is torn apart... ...by a pack of wild dogs. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+Criminal Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 I’ve always wondered why if someone coughs in you face, you get sick. How come you don’t get smarter or stronger? How come if a mosquito stings you, you get malaria? How come you don’t get high? I’ve been pondering these for years. http://fp1.centurytel.net/Criminal_Page/ Quote Link to comment
2oldfarts (the rockhounders) Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 If ignorance is bliss there must be one h*ll of a lot of happy people out there. ******************************************************* Human beings can always be counted on to assert with vigor their God-given right to be stupid.--Dean Koontz Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Off topic? quote: Too bad it will get sh*t canned for being off topic. Not possible in this thread! OT: The playground party has grown away Like the wind, to never return To games, and swings and slides. The games remain, though, like the merry-go-round For the children in new costumes. ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 I am sure the triangle has been hit already. Shame too. When in doubt...hit it with a big hammer. Quote Link to comment
LQQKING4U Posted August 21, 2003 Author Share Posted August 21, 2003 Many people told me I have skeletons in my closet. I keep looking but I can't find them Quote Link to comment
Wanderingson Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 If you put instant coffee in the microwave oven, will can you put it through a time warp? "I cache; therefore I am" Quote Link to comment
+Pat Patterson Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Doctors say that 3 out of 4 people are mentaly ill. So look at 3 of your friends if their ok guess what? ;o) Pat Patterson Garmin 12XL 82CJ7 & 79F250 Herd of Turtles 4x4 club Quote Link to comment
martmann Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Not sure if this is a deap thought but it sounds like one: Friends will help you move. Good friends help you move a body. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away. _________________________________________________________ If trees could scream, would we still cut them down? Well, maybe if they screamed all the time, for no reason. Click here for my Geocaching pictures and Here (newest) Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by martmann:It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away. Those are great. Quote Link to comment
+Squirrel Nut & Beersnob Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by LQQKING4U:When I read books, I hear this voice in my head that sounds like me. Why does it sound like me and not somebody else? hmm... going off on a tangent with this... several years ago I had a job where I was able to listen to books on tape as I worked. Several of my favorite authors had the same guy reading the books (unabridged versions), and after a while when I was actually reading books, it was *HIS* voice I heard in my head!!! I walk the Maze of Moments, but everywhere I turn to, begins a new beginning, but never finds a finish... -Enya, Anywhere Is Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Cats almost always blink when hit in the head with a hammer. When in doubt...hit it with a big hammer. Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Squirrel Nut: quote:Originally posted by LQQKING4U:When I read books, I hear this voice in my head that sounds like me. Why does it sound like me and not somebody else? hmm... going off on a tangent with this... several years ago I had a job where I was able to listen to books on tape as I worked. Several of my favorite authors had the same guy reading the books (unabridged versions), and after a while when I was actually reading books, it was *HIS* voice I heard in my head!!! I walk the Maze of Moments, but everywhere I turn to, begins a new beginning, but never finds a finish... -Enya, Anywhere Is I liked Blackstone Audio Books - they were all unabridged. http://www.blackstoneaudio.com/ And if you like that - I have enjoyed these tapes of college courses (I've only listened to the music related ones, though). http://www.teach12.com/teach12H1.asp?rai=80010& Quote Link to comment
+pnew Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 if you can't get enough of Jack Handey check out these sites: http://pencible.tripod.com/dt/index.htm http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm funny guy... Quote Link to comment
+Kealia Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." hehehehe Quote Link to comment
SLCDave Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 I always liked: If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. and: I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" and everytime my wife and I see a burned down building, we laugh, and go right into: One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late. "I'm 35 Years old, I am divorced, and I live in van down by the river!" - Matt Foley Quote Link to comment
+fractal Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 The folks over at this site do a lot of Jack Handi-ish stuff. I've had a few things posted there over the years. -fractal -=-=-=-=-=-=- N 45* 30.ish W 122* 58.ish Quote Link to comment
mckee Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. -------------------- You have the right to defend yourself, even when geocaching! Quote Link to comment
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