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Here in Western PA, one of our most prolific hiders is the team of Tangent and the GeoPoet. Their cache pages almost always include clues written in some sort of verse. Some of their poems are, ummm, more poetic than others.


On their latest cache, several of the finders have written their logs in poem form, including my own find from yesterday.



Next time, instead of getting married, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I smashed your geobox

and you suck


Your poetry sucks. Don't quit your job.


Now here's some real poetry:


Those who write

poetry logs

Are little more than

stupid hogs




"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day" - Dave Barry

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My May 24 log for the Black Scarab:


May 24 by Huntnlady (172 found)

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I met a master cacher from Stockton land,

Who said--'A Great Green delerlict stands by the delta . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a black insectivore,

With segmented antenna and six legs,

Tell that its sculptor well those movements read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The Egyptian curse, that filled with dread;

And on the machinery, these words appear:

Turbo Chieftan 1400, oh how Great,

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.'

(Apologies to Shelly)



Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!



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