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How fine to be regarded as such, you see, the table has turned... you can now aim your praise or your dismay at somebody real...

 

The person above is an opportunist, who got to both shoot high and aim low--- all at once! A quick draw at being the FTR (first to reply) and FTE (first to edit)... kudos!!!

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The person above me will be in close proximity of the 2014 winter Olympics if they are in Tromso, and may get to take part in virtual speed glacial geocaching...

 

(none-the-less, I will be in close proximity to the 2010 Winter Olympics, unless I am killed while caching)

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The person above me is trying to post a "this cache should be archived" note on this thread.

 

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Till a voice, as bad as Conscience, rang interminable changes

On one everlasting Whisper day and night repeated -- so:

"Something hidden. Go and find it. Go and look behind the Ranges --

"Something lost behind the Ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go!"

 

Rudyard Kipling , The Explorer 1898

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quote:
Originally posted by General Bracket:

Nevermind. The person above me figured out that it was a board game from the mid 60's.


I have played it, It's a fun game.

 

The person above doesn't think this thread will take off like the "Person Below Me" Thread.

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TPAM likes the other thread just as much as this one, and I have no idea why... especially after I put some 'chicken' in with the fluff. TPAM is also very American, and since it is July 4, here we go:

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

 

AL GORE

I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring

greater services to the American people.

 

RALPH NADER

The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

 

PAT BUCHANAN

To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

 

RUSH LIMBAUGH

I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with

crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

 

MARTHA STEWART

No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

 

JERRY FALWELL

Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that Chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, The chicken crossed the road,

But why it crossed, I've not been told!

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain. Alone.

 

 

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

 

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 

BARBARA WALTERS

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

 

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

 

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 

KARL MARX

It was a historical inevitability.

 

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

 

VOLTAIRE

I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

 

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken?

 

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

 

FOX MULDER

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

 

SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

 

BILL GATES

I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

 

COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one?

 

CANADAZUUK

Because their GPS was set in the wrong datum, and they thought the cache was inside the bank on the other side.

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