+Snoogans Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 How many licks does it REALLY take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Why did Douglas Adams choose 42? Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team GPSaxophone:Why did Douglas Adams choose 42? Moot, since DA took a dirt nap before telling anyone that I know of. You evil, evil, little smurf. You posted that to torture me. How am I going to get any sleep now? Sngans Sacred cows make the best hamburger....Mark Twain. Quote Link to comment
+hydrashok407 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 quote:Originally posted by radical geezer:Why? I don't know? But I just got back from Vegas, and I got to do one of my all-time favorite annoyance pass-times.... I get on the elevator, and go to the highest floor in the hotel I'm staying at. When the elevator reaches the top floor, I push ALL of the buttons right before I get off. Then, I push the "going down" button, and wait for the next elevator to arrive. I get on, push all of the buttons, then get back off. After doing this for a while, I'll get on the elevator and maintain an angered look on my face, and instigate a complaining session with other elevator travellers about the idiot that did that. It's GREAT practice at keeping a straight face amidst a most hilarious situation. -=Jerry A. Goodson=- W5BFF aka hydrashok407 KoolAid Drinker "Real peace is not just the absence of conflict, it's the presence of justice" - http://www.hydrashok.com Quote Link to comment
radical geezer Posted September 21, 2003 Author Share Posted September 21, 2003 Hydrashok407 I see. And you do this after you've had approximately how much - ummm - Koolaid to drink? Peace, Radical Geezer Quote Link to comment
+hydrashok407 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 quote:Originally posted by radical geezer:I see. And you do this after you've had approximately how much - ummm - Koolaid to drink? Oh I couldn't tell ya... funny thing about that "Koolaid" in Vegas... they just give it away in the casinos! I couldn't live in Vegas, not because of the ease of gambling... but the ease of drinking. You can get plastered with about $.75 worth of nickels... you put them in one of the casino cups, and "watch" the slot machines. When you notice security starting to eye you, you casually pick a slot machine and drop a nickel in. It doesn't matter if you win or lose, you get to drink!! THEN! When you're done drinking, you go to the elevators, ride it to the top floor........ -=Jerry A. Goodson=- W5BFF aka hydrashok407 KoolAid Drinker "Real peace is not just the absence of conflict, it's the presence of justice" - http://www.hydrashok.com Quote Link to comment
+Confucius' Cat Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Criminetly! I can't believe so much nonsense over a simple question! Its the Americans with disabilities act, of course. Otherwise why would there be an elevator there at all? (The above is SARCASM! - I applaud the ADA, it is a great benefit to EVERYONE. I say thank you every time I am able to roll my 2 wheel cart rather than toting all my stuff. Besides- you never know when YOU might join the "Americans with disabilities" "club".) So, since its illegal to drink and drive, why do they allow parking lots at bars? Do they expect people will drive in and leave their cars while they take a taxi home? (Serious) DWI is a game. I'll believe otherwise when they outlaw parking lots in bars. my .02 off topic. So there "Freedom is a two-way street." GDAE, Dave Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 quote:Originally posted by ChurchCampDave:(Serious) DWI is a game. I'll believe otherwise when they outlaw parking lots in bars. my .02 off topic. So there I thought the legal limit was .08 Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 I wonder why so much, sometimes, I sometimes wonder why. ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote Link to comment
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