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You see, we leased it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes out of the monthly current budget and not the capital account.


X is for X, and X marks the spot, On the rug in the parlor, The sand in the lot, Where once you were standing, And now you are not.

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Originally posted by Cheesehead Dave:

Originally posted by Rebel Black Bart:

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith...




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Notice they do not so much fly, as plummet baaaaaaaaa thump.



If trees could scream, would we still cut them down?

Well, maybe if they screamed all the time, for no reason.

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Wouldn't it be terrific if we had an "Off-Topic" Forum for "Other" (than Geocaching) that we could post stuff like this into?


(For those who are new, this type of post is called a "Markwell Invitational"...)




That would be too good to be true. I have a forum on my web site and all it takes is for a admin. to click "Add New Topic" and there it is whole new area for whatever you want it to be for.



I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same.


No one is listening until you make a mistake.

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Originally posted by majicman:



Wouldn't it be terrific if we had an "Off-Topic" Forum for "Other" (than Geocaching) that we could post stuff like this into?


It won't matter. Nobody looks at the forum descriptions before posting. Take a look at the Geocaching.com Discussion forum sometime. icon_wink.gif

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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'



"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

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The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding

In all of the directions it can whizz

As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,

Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,

How amazingly unlikely is your birth,

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,

'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth. icon_razz.gif


Every body DANCE rock_band.gifbanana.gifchicken.gifmonkeydance.gifbandsmlz.gif

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There are Jews in the world.

There are Buddhists.

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed, but

I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.

You don't have to have a great brain.

You don't have to have any clothes on. You're

A Catholic the moment Dad came,


Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.



Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.


Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.




Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care.




Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed...

...In your neighbourhood!


Every sperm is useful.

Every sperm is fine.

God needs everybody's.


And mine!

And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain.







An it harm none, do what ye will


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