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Geocaching is like sex because…

 

...if you do it once, you want to do it again as soon as possible.

...you don’t mind the sticks and leaves in your hair.

...it’s always a race to be the “first finder”.

...it’s easier if you know how to work the equipment.

...you can do a multi if you like.

 

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Geocaching is like sex because:

 

Some people just don't go for the micros, virtuals, or locationless!

 

It's illegal to do it in some public areas.

 

After doing it, you report it online to all your geeky friends.

 

Those that have 500 hits are the most respected in the community because of their experience!

 

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"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."

- Dan Quayle

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...most people look for the easy one's first

 

...you take something and leave something

 

...you've been heard to say, "a little to the left, no ... this way, aaaah... there it is!"

 

...you worry that hiding more than 20 caches may make you known as a "Geo Pimp"

 

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Changing some folks mind, is like trying to herd cats.

 

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quote:
Originally posted by Cache'N'Carry:

...it's common for newbies to be unsuccessful because they use the wrong datum.


They're also likely to measure in seconds instead of minutes.

 

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Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack

Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams

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you always lie about it afterwards

 

you complain when you aren't getting enough

 

your partner thinks you are obsessed

 

you only have one thing on your mind.

 

no matter how good you are that geo spot can be elusive.

 

If you leave the 'trail' you are in trouble.

 

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Wherever you go there you are.

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I can think of some reason how they are not similar....

GC - You want your teenage kids to do it.

S - You don't want your teenage kids to do it.

 

GC - Meeting others on the same trail is fun.

S - Meeting others on the same trail is not fun.

 

GC - Travel Bugs are fun and encouraged.

S - Travel Bugs are yucky and shunned.

 

Heres one where they are similar...

Lots lots more fun and exileration with your clothes off.

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Alright, I have some more after all.

 

...some people use their Palms, especially when doing a pocket query. (PQs never sounded dirty to me before this thread).

 

...it's really exciting to do it in another country.

 

...they both have a well-known Jeremy:

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Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack

Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams

 

[This message was edited by Dinoprophet on June 10, 2003 at 10:57 AM.]

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quote:
Originally posted by Tahosa:

I can Cache with my kids,


 

Hmmm. Does this make you a sex offender now?

 

LOCAL TRIBUNE:A man was arrested today for the forcible compulsion of his underage children. The charge Geocaching with someone under the age of eighteen. A class B felony, with a maximum sentence of fifteen years in a state correctional facility. For more turn to page C in the Life Styles section.

 

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Pepper playing nice!

Mokita!

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...the more you do it, the more you want to do it

 

...getting dirty is not only expected, it's almost mandatory

 

...even getting a little sidetracked can be fun

 

...if you do it right, you wind up breathless

 

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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. --Galadriel, "The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of the Ring"

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The best so far:

 

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... the dog never quite understands what's going on, but watches anyway

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…Even though she's not really into it, your girlfriend always gets ****ed off when you do it with other people (especially the one's she's never met).

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...Every once in a while you get in a puddle.

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no matter how good you are that geo spot can be elusive.

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You hope you don't find critters on you when you're done

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...they both have a well-known Jeremy:

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...it is fun to take picture of both to share with your friends..
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.....adding a trird or fourth partner makes it more fun.
Huh again?!? icon_confused.gificon_redface.gif

 

Just MHO!

 

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...if your partner doesn't want to do it with you, it's fun alone too.

 

...the tool points there.

 

...doing the multi-legged ones is more complicated.

 

...after you find it you take a hike.

 

- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. -

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