+Haicoole Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 I find clowns creepy and not unscary. Check out these clowns if you wanna see clowns in a different light. http://www.clownswithoutborders.org Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 NORM!!! Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Maybe it's just me but if I needed a good stiff drink I'd be calling for Woody. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 An old one but thread appropriate: Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. They taste funny! Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny. Hey Pnew did you see this one in the 2003 Darwin Awards too or is this just a coincidence? A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-*STICKERS, THIS IS A **CK-UP!" For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event, the banker later put a plaque on the wall engraved with the words, "Freeze, mother-stickers, this is a ****-up!" Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Ahhhh, high quality criminals at work. Quote Link to comment
Tikiroy Posted January 12, 2004 Share Posted January 12, 2004 Mimes scare me........can I come???? Quote Link to comment
+Haicoole Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 This should be added to the Darwins: SF cron yesterday had a small article about some streakers in Ohio (?) that did the Dennies "buffette". THey returned to the get away car, to find it had been stolen. Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 I read about that Denny's thing somewhere too. Pretty funny stuff! Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That was good. We had a guy in high school that decided to streak through the cafeteria wearing only a paper bag with holes for eyes cut in it. The bag kept obscuring his vision, and he ran headlong into a wall, knocking himself unconscious. So, there he lay, sprawled out on the floor in all his glory, with the paper bag about 10 feet away. Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That was good. We had a guy in high school that decided to streak through the cafeteria wearing only a paper bag with holes for eyes cut in it. The bag kept obscuring his vision, and he ran headlong into a wall, knocking himself unconscious. So, there he lay, sprawled out on the floor in all his glory, with the paper bag about 10 feet away. I like how you told the story as if it wasn't you. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That was good. We had a guy in high school that decided to streak through the cafeteria wearing only a paper bag with holes for eyes cut in it. The bag kept obscuring his vision, and he ran headlong into a wall, knocking himself unconscious. So, there he lay, sprawled out on the floor in all his glory, with the paper bag about 10 feet away. I like how you told the story as if it wasn't you. That was a true story. The names were omitted to protect the embarrassed! Quote Link to comment
+clearpath Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That was good. We had a guy in high school that decided to streak through the cafeteria wearing only a paper bag with holes for eyes cut in it. The bag kept obscuring his vision, and he ran headlong into a wall, knocking himself unconscious. So, there he lay, sprawled out on the floor in all his glory, with the paper bag about 10 feet away. So, when YOU ran into the wall and knocked yourself out, did you damage your flagpole? Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That was good. We had a guy in high school that decided to streak through the cafeteria wearing only a paper bag with holes for eyes cut in it. The bag kept obscuring his vision, and he ran headlong into a wall, knocking himself unconscious. So, there he lay, sprawled out on the floor in all his glory, with the paper bag about 10 feet away. So, when YOU ran into the wall and knocked yourself out, did you damage your flagpole? Ouch! Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 (edited) That was good. We had a guy in high school that decided to streak through the cafeteria wearing only a paper bag with holes for eyes cut in it. The bag kept obscuring his vision, and he ran headlong into a wall, knocking himself unconscious. So, there he lay, sprawled out on the floor in all his glory, with the paper bag about 10 feet away. So, when YOU ran into the wall and knocked yourself out, did you damage your flagpole? Probably should have self-moderated that one. Edited January 17, 2004 by Sparky-Watts Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Look familiar? Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Look familiar? ROTFLMAO! Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Look familiar? ROFLSHIAPMP!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
uperdooper Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 ROFLSHIAPMP!!!!!!!!! see! he's still on the floor, but at least he's awake. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 My head hurts.....wha.....where......where am I? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Honest, Mr. Principal man, it wasn't me! Someone stole my clothes, knocked me out, and left me here with this bag! Really! Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 I was originally looking for a picture of a shaved cat but my internet search didn't return exactly what I was looking for. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 I was originally looking for a picture of a shaved cat but my internet search didn't return exactly what I was looking for. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment
+Johnnie Stalkers Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Your busted Sparky, found a pic of you on your on-line year book. Quote Link to comment
+Sparky-Watts Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Your busted Sparky, found a pic of you on your on-line year book. Oh, Lordy! Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Whew...I'm glad you chose your in-laws house to go to the other night... Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That is one ugly cat. Quote Link to comment
+clearpath Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 That is one ugly cat. I think Sparkington likes ugly cats. Quote Link to comment
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