+fritz59 Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Pacific time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.. Quote Link to comment
+RobertM Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Can we get the women in Canada to do this as well? Quote Link to comment
Jomarac5 Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Robert -- perhaps a little caching this coming Saturday in Washington State is in order? Quote Link to comment
+fritz59 Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 Go for it. I'm in WA on the coast and the weather should be about the same. Hope we have no rain. Quote Link to comment
LetterCarrier37 Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Sometimes this is not a nice place for a girl Quote Link to comment
GRANDMASTER CACHE Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Certainly not, if ya let the written word get to ya. If you hide it, they will come. Grandmaster Cache Tank at: FISH WHISPERER'S LAGOON Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by fritz59:to show support for their fellow sisters. "fellow sisters" is an obvious oxymoron that is intended for Osama's evil doers. The CIA should decode this message as soon as possible. Quote Link to comment
Dinoprophet Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 What Taliban? Mein Vater war ein Wandersmann, und ich hab' auch im Blut Quote Link to comment
+IV_Warrior Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Can those of us in the north east just form a chair out of the big piles for snow from our snowblowers instead of digging out the lawn furniture? As an added bonus, we wouldn't need coolers for the six-pack, just stuff the cans partially into the snowbank I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I should happen to get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Quote Link to comment
+carleenp Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 quote:Sometimes this is not a nice place for a girl I'm not particularly offended by the post, but I do wonder what it has to do with geocaching. It doesn't really fit here. Quote Link to comment
+MountainMudbug Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Let's get all the men out on the front lawn and shave their asses. Quote Link to comment
+Mr. Snazz Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 I hate chain letters. DIE SIX DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! Quote Link to comment
GRANDMASTER CACHE Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 quote: Let's get all the men out on the front lawn and shave their asses. HERE HERE!!! Freshly shaved buttocks for all men before they take a seat to prove their status! But what humiliation is there for those that do wax on a regular basis? If you hide it, they will come. Grandmaster Cache Tank at: FISH WHISPERER'S LAGOON Quote Link to comment
Zidgel Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 It's sleeting here. Can someone make this a Webcam cache? Quote Link to comment
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