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Posted

I've posted some geocaching humor on my web site. One is a holiday card and the other is a joke. Both are created by me. I'm wondering if others have some to share? The URL is www.geocachingkids.com/humor.htm

 

- Seth!

Guest mrgigabyte
Posted

...inside that plastic jug,

we found your Travel Bug...

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Seth!:

I've posted some geocaching humor on my web site. One is a holiday card and the other is a joke. Both are created by me. - Seth!


Seth those are excellent but aren't you dating yourself? Milk boxes have been long gone for many years. Young cachers probably have no idea what they are. I should talk, I can remember horse-drawn milk wagons. Oops, now who is dating himself.

Olar

Posted

Wow, guys. That's quite a limerick, and a group effort no less. Olar, where I live we still have milk delivery and milk boxes. And believe it or not, I'm in dot.com land, not exactly a throw-back part of the world.

 

Keep the humor coming!

Guest web-ling
Posted

Who was the world's worst geocacher?

Moses - He wandered in the wilderness for 40 years looking for a cache called 'The Promised Land.' rolleyes.gif

Guest Hawk-eye
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by web-ling:

Who was the world's worst geocacher?

Moses - He wandered in the wilderness for 40 years looking for a cache called 'The Promised Land.' icon_biggrin.gif

Guest Hawk-eye
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by web-ling:

Who was the world's worst geocacher?

Moses - He wandered in the wilderness for 40 years looking for a cache called 'The Promised Land.' icon_biggrin.gif

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Pote:

how many cachers does it take to change a lightbulb?


 

25. One to change the lightbulb, 20 to circle around the lightbulb changer, and 4 to shout out directions.

 

J

Guest adrafter
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Pote:

how many cachers does it take to change a lightbulb?


 

Zero, Real cachers are not afraid of the dark! cool.gif

Posted

Ooh, Ooh, I've got one...

 

How many NPS Rangers does it take to remove a virtual cache?

 

 

[This message has been edited by Pote (edited 06 December 2001).]

Guest Chris Juricich
Posted

Hey! Geocaching is SERious business, don't you know? Jokes? What are those?

Guest adrafter
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by web-ling:

Why did the geocacher cross the road?


 

To get to the other side? icon_wink.gif

Guest adrafter
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by web-ling:

Why did the geocacher cross the road?


 

To get to the other side? icon_wink.gif

Guest TresOkies
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by web-ling:

Why did the geocacher cross the road?


 

  • There was an REI on the other side.
  • Because the Gov't turned SA back on and the accuracy on his yellow eTrex was at 98 ft.

 

-E

 

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N35°32.981 W98°34.631

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by web-ling:

Why did the geocacher cross the road?


 

Because that's where the cache was, at least that's where his GPS said it was!

Guest boatbubblles
Posted

well at least moses could part the water...

geocachers have to go through it...

 

save a cow... drink milk

 

[This message has been edited by boatbubblles (edited 09 December 2001).]

Guest web-ling
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Geoffrey:

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's GPS


 

How about Thou shalt not steal - But trading's OK.

Guest macdaddymd@aol.com
Posted

One geocacher meets another walking along a trail.

"Hey, Bob!" he shouts jovially. "Where ya going?"

"Going?!" Bob replies, frazzled. "Now that you're here, I'm not even sure where I AM!"

 

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Kent

Harrisonburg, VA

macdaddymd@aol.com

Posted

Bumper Sticker:

 

GEOCACHERS DO IT WITH HEAVENLY BODIES....

 

geosign.gif

Guest OblongFred
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Ranz:

Bumper Sticker:

 

GEOCACHERS DO IT WITH HEAVENLY BODIES....

 

geosign.gif


 

groan

Guest web-ling
Posted

quote:
Originally posted by boatbubblles:

well at least moses could part the water...

geocachers have to go through it...


Except, in some locations, during the winter...

Posted

Let me see if I get this right,

1-Geocachers can sometimes part the water. ie-Moses

2-Geocachers can walk on water. Albeit frozen.

Next you will be telling me that geocachers can wake the dead......

Oh wait there is Hardrock 1, 2, and 3 Caches.

Posted

Hmmm, it seems that geocachers are a pretty funny bunch.

 

Choberiba, I'm still waiting to find out what the Johnny Appleseed cross-breed turns out to be. I'm guessing something that we don't want to find in a geocache.

Guest alanshot
Posted

wandering thru the woods today (in the rain)and thought of a few cute sayings...

"geocachers do it in the woods"

"geocachers are like lonely single women. They get grouchy when the batteries go dead halfway there"

I quit before I spiralled down too far into the depths of "blueness" LOL

Guest UtahJean
Posted

Geocaching isn't a matter of life and death--it's much more important than that!

Guest macdaddymd@aol.com
Posted

Geocaching - not just another religion.

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