mckee Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 I guess she'll have to stick to pantyhose and nothing else. -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
Fakk 2 Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Not really sure how to respond to that or if I should . Umm, I guess I just let this post go. GeoCache Pickup Line: Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 I tried twice to come up with something light and witty here... failed misrably! --------------------------------------------------- Free your mind and the rest will follow And may no Admin bricks fly your way Quote
+JMBella Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Yea. I'm at a loss. I'm just gonna leave that alone. The pictue in my head is just not right. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Because now I am Lost. Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote: The pictue in my head is just not right. Maybe an actual photo would clear things up! ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote
+seneca Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Maybe a little related comic relief might be in order, to relieve the uneasy tension created by this thread: Riddle: Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. Quote
+Doc-Dean Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by sept1c_tank: quote: The pictue in my head is just not right. Maybe an actual photo would clear things up! Of the shorts or the pantyhose?? --------------------------------------------------- Free your mind and the rest will follow And may no Admin bricks fly your way Quote
+CWL Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by seneca:Riddle: Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? Uhh... Forgive me but, One beaver?!? LOL Been there... Done that... Quote
+seneca Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by CWL: quote:Originally posted by seneca:Riddle: Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? Uhh... Forgive me but, One beaver?!? LOL Well I give you one point out of several. The answer is (drrrrrummmmm rrrollllll...) A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one a** and a beaver! I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. Quote
mckee Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by sept1c_tank:things up! Let's see here.... I.... Nope, must have erased them all. Oh well! -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
Cupajo Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by CWL: quote:Originally posted by seneca:Riddle: Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? Uhh... Forgive me but, One beaver?!? LOL Don't forget two calves and ten little piggies. ****************************************************** Caching without music is like swimming without water. ****************************************************** Quote
mckee Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by seneca:Well I give you one point out of several. The answer is (drrrrrummmmm rrrollllll...) A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one a** and a beaver! You missed one in there, but I think it probably goes too far... -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
+JMBella Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Ok. You all need to step away from the computer now. LOL. Actually that was funny. But seriously go get some fresh air. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Because now I am Lost. Quote
+CWL Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by seneca:The answer is (drrrrrummmmm rrrollllll...) A: Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one a** and a beaver! Doh! forgot those! I don't know where my mind was... Been there... Done that... Quote
Fakk 2 Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Back to the animal joke, this has NOTHING to do with anyone . but as for the number of animals, umm you Listed the piggies, the hares, the calves, the beaver, but forgot the Crabs. Ok maybe that was a bit of a stretch. Nothing here just ignore mypost. GeoCache Pickup Line: Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? Quote
+Team GPSaxophone Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Someone forgot to let the cat in Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote
enfanta Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote: I guess she'll have to stick to pantyhose and nothing else. Actually, if it's not that warm out she WON'T be sticking to the pantyhose. Ode to a Pigeon: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Lookin' at Me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?! (b. katt, 7/14/03) Quote
mckee Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by enfanta: Actually, if it's not that warm out she WON'T be sticking to the pantyhose. You're right. She thinks a body stocking would be more proper. -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
+Jamie Z Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 When I read the title of this thread, I gave a laugh thinking a classic thread had been dug up. That's not the case... but as long as I'm here, I figured I'd show you newbies one of the best threads I've ever read: The Wife Jamie {edit} I sure wish the old forums were still online so we could read the entire thread, and not the truncated version. Quote
mckee Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Jamie Z:When I read the title of this thread, I gave a laugh thinking a classic thread had been dug up. That's not the case... but as long as I'm here, I figured I'd show you newbies one of the best threads I've ever read: http://ubbx.Groundspeak.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=5726007311&f=4016058331&m=9346059341&r=9346059341 Jamie {edit} I sure wish the old forums were still online so we could read the entire thread, and not the truncated version. We don't have a dress code, fortunately. She learned a lesson about sandals, but I won't labor it. Now she's complaining that the body stocking is going to get runs in it. She just opened an account a Victoria's Secret for some better caching duds. -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
+sept1c_tank Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 quote: She just opened an account a Victoria's Secret for some better caching duds. Photos, please! ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote
mckee Posted September 24, 2003 Author Posted September 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by sept1c_tank:Photos, please! Out of film. Sorry. -------------------- Searching for the lost, Geocache....... Quote
+Ltljon Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 Too cold for shorts??? Tell her she's a sissy. Quote
+JMBella Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 It's like I always say: 'Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eye's' Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Because now I am Lost. Quote
+JMBella Posted September 24, 2003 Posted September 24, 2003 My wife only likes going on the 'pretty caches'. But she really puts up with my obsession, so can't complain. When we first started geocachng she was very excited about it because it was finally a sport that didn't cost sooo much money. Example: Mountain Biking, can't just buy any bike. Gotta get the $1200 Kline. So when she thoght all we had to do was viait the dollar store every now and then she was thrilled. But NNNOOOO. Try explaining to you very frugal wife why there's a case of Swiss army knives, compass key chains, ammo boxes, assorted rings, another veriety of compass' & a lot of anchient greek coins on the front porch. 'It's ok, I only spent like $200. $300 at the most.' Yea and by the way, I'm giving it all away! So you get an idea of what she puts up with. But, I do manage to get a whole lotta caching in. Life is good. And my wife will continue to support my obsession, rolling her eye's all the way. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Because now I am Lost. Quote
+ScubaDewd Posted September 25, 2003 Posted September 25, 2003 Hmmm... this thread reminds me of an old Shel Silverstein poem... My beard grows to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair, Around my bare, And down the road I goes. Quote
+WalruZ Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 Perhaps I saw her - I was at a cache today ("Alviso Slow") and as I was coming down the trail I saw a woman approaching in her underwear. No lie. she saw me and ducked into the bushes. A moment later I saw her on a parallel trail in shorts and top. Not worth a picture though, sorry. Quote
+clearpath Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 quote:Originally posted by mckee: I guess she'll have to stick to pantyhose and nothing else. I know I'll regret this, but could you give us a little more detail? Quote
+Confucius' Cat Posted September 26, 2003 Posted September 26, 2003 If she sticks to her pantyhose, perhaps she might consider a bath? "Freedom is a two-way street." GDAE, Dave Quote
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