A poem

[Dinoprophet]

I stop after work for a quickie

'Cause once a week isn't enough.

Sneaking out like this is tricky;

My clothing can foil my bluff.

While some get their collars lipstick-y,

I get mud on my shoes and my cuffs.

 

Dedicated to my fellow spouses-of-non-cachers. May the poor dears have the strength to endure our obsession.

 

Well the mountain was so beautiful that this guy built a mall and a pizza shack

Yeah he built an ugly city because he wanted the mountain to love him back -- Dar Williams

[+TMAN264]

sighhh, my wife would like that poem. She asked me last weekend why all our trips have to involve Geocaching, so I hid the 10 printouts I had of the Easten U.P., and limited to one traditional in Mackinaw, and one virt of a lighthouse.

 

Make a sanity check.

[+Marky]

I am one of the lucky ones that can't relate to this poem.

 

--Marky

"All of us get lost in the darkness, dreamers learn to steer with a backlit GPSr"

[+Renegade Knight]

Reminds me of a joke.

 

This guy has a birthday and his secreary takes him out to lunch. They get to talking and one thing leads to another and they end up at her place for a roll in the hay.

 

It's getting late and he heads home to face the music. On the way home he stops at a park and rolls in the grass. Then he goes home. His wife confronts him with "Where have you been!" So he says, "My secretary took me to lunch and one thing let to another and I slept with her".

 

She looks him up and down and says "Yeah right, you've been golfing again"

 

=====================

Wherever you go there you are.

[Micqn]

hehe.

 

Get Over It.

[Geo Biker]

quote:

---

Originally posted by Renegade Knight:

Reminds me of a joke.

 

This guy has a birthday and his secreary takes him out to lunch. They get to talking and one thing leads to another and they end up at her place for a roll in the hay.

 

It's getting late and he heads home to face the music. On the way home he stops at a park and rolls in the grass. Then he goes home. His wife confronts him with "Where have you been!" So he says, "My secretary took me to lunch and one thing let to another and I slept with her".

 

She looks him up and down and says "Yeah right, you've been golfing again"

 

=====================

Wherever you go there you are.

---

 

That is a very funney joke may I use it and tell it to my friends?

[+Renegade Knight]

quote:

---

Originally posted by tomboy:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Renegade Knight:

Reminds me of a joke.

 

This guy has a birthday and his secreary takes him out to lunch. They get to talking and one thing leads to another and they end up at her place for a roll in the hay.

 

It's getting late and he heads home to face the music. On the way home he stops at a park and rolls in the grass. Then he goes home. His wife confronts him with "Where have you been!" So he says, "My secretary took me to lunch and one thing let to another and I slept with her".

 

She looks him up and down and says "Yeah right, you've been golfing again"

 

=====================

Wherever you go there you are.

---

 

That is a very funney joke may I use it and tell it to my friends?

---

 

No problem here. I heard it from someone else down the line anyway.

 

=====================

Wherever you go there you are.

[+Alan2]

That's a great line may I use it and tell it to my wife?

 

Alan

[Geo Biker]

quote:

---

Originally posted by Alan2:

That's a great _line_ may I use it and tell it to my wife?

 

Alan

---

 

Be shure you have armer on, and pepper spray handy

[+briansnat]

I have one..

 

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Oops, better bag that one...

 

How 'bout this one...

There once was a man named Dave, who...

ummmmm, better drop that one too...

 

There once was a girl...uh, that's not appropriate either. Geez, after 20+ years, I can't forget the "poetry" of my fraternity days.

 

"Au pays des aveugles, les borgnes sont rois"