+Og's outfit Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 I found this sign while out looking for a place to place a cache today. I got a kick out of it and thought I'd share. Og Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?) Quote Link to comment
+Geofool Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Sure does make you think twice before going into a public pool. I remember seeing a sign by a pool once that read: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool! GF ******************************************** Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Quote Link to comment
+robert Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 ~robert Notice: Driver carries less than $20 cache. Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 This is our OOL. Notice there is no "P" in it. We prefer to keep it that way. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+Geofool Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team GPSaxophone:This is our OOL. Notice there is no "P" in it. We prefer to keep it that way. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ihazeltine/bandbass.gif That's a good one, I like it. GF ******************************************** Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Quote Link to comment
+ooga booga Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Heh, I found this one looking for a geocache near a beach in Hong Kong: Quote Link to comment
+Team Mixster Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Was I the only one to have to look up 'deleterious'? Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Speaking of signs, does anyone have a link for that strange speed limit locationless? I saw a 4 MPH sign the other day. Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+ChrisCindy Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Like the dip ***** that use the pool understand half those words. When in doubt...hit it with a big hammer. Quote Link to comment
+Webfoot Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team GPSaxophone:Speaking of signs, does anyone have a link for that strange speed limit locationless? I saw a 4 MPH sign the other day. Here you go. Webfoot Yeah, sure....but did he use a GPSr to find it? Quote Link to comment
+Og's outfit Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team Mixster:Was I the only one to have to look up 'deleterious'? I had to look that one up too, then I had to look up "noxious" too, so I could give my daughter a better explanation, other than......ICKY. The really funny part about this sign is that it's at a pool that is for toddlers only. It's a tiny pool that could fit in just about anyones backyard. Heck, it would fit on our deck! (I'll try to get a pic of it's size). I saw a cache somewhere that asked the finders to use certain words from a sign when they logged online, I just might use rule #4 in my cache. Og Prophetically Challenged (or is that Pathetically?) Quote Link to comment
Jake - Team A.I. Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 This is one of my favorite signs. It's actually located near GCG129 Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Team GPSaxophone:Speaking of signs, does anyone have a link for that strange speed limit locationless? I saw a 4 MPH sign the other day. http://www.texasgeocaching.com Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ihazeltine/bandbass.gif I Can't Drive....21? 4 MPH has already been reported... ...sorry, sax! ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote Link to comment
+Hawk-eye Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 After reading that first posted sign ... I've seen drainage ditches in China I'd rather swim in! Makes you wonder what happened that they "had" to post that sign! Some comedian once said that Preparation H has a warning on it not to take Orally ... because somebody did it! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Co-founder of the "NC/VA GEO-HOG ASSOCIATION" ... when you absolutely have to find it first! Quote Link to comment
+Sissy-n-CR Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 A former boss at a sign company has had a running friendly feud with his brother for many years. Along with many other practical jokes played on each other, every year this boss' brother takes a cruise. My boss would then create a new POOL RULES sign. The most memorable one I can think of off the top of my head was one where the title was "pOOL RULES" and rule 1 was "Notice there is a little P in pool, that's because [brother's name] has been swimming." Of course, self made signs don't count in a hilarious signs contest. I've made a few myself, like "Sam & Ella's Cafe" and "Mr. Wrinkles Laundry." Most people don't get Sam & Ella's Cafe until they say it out loud kind of fast. CR Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I found my favorite randomly encountered sign while riding to a cache down a rails-to-trails path. I have a puzzled look on my face in this photo: It was entirely appropriate for Perry Township to warn young maidens to run away and steer clear, since this area of Southwest Pennsylvania makes rural West Virginia look cosmopolitan. But is there really only ONE virgin left? I was wondering why it wasn't plural. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Next time, instead of getting married, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. Quote Link to comment
+mogolloyd Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Lep, why haven't you put one of those buckles on your geocache hat yet? Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Speaking of funny signs, there's a ton of 'em here. Notice, also, the spelling errors in the description of the cache. ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by sept1c_tank: quote:Originally posted by Team GPSaxophone:Speaking of signs, does anyone have a link for that strange speed limit locationless? I saw a 4 MPH sign the other day. 4 MPH has already been reported... ...sorry, sax! Include limits which are not evenly divisible by 5, or are in excess of 70 MPH (in your local units of measurement, as written on the sign). One speed limit per individual or team. One posting per location. Post signs that are labeled in local units of measurement (MPH in the U.S.). Please be sure to type the posted speed limit into your log entry. Please include the location (city, state, and highway name, where applicable). Be sure to post the coordinates of your find. Please post the standard GPS-in-the-picture proof shot. And last but not least, let's be careful out there. It doesn't say one post per number Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+Team GPSaxophone Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 OK, I went and read ALL the logs and couldn't find anyone claiming 4 MPH. I'll be the first! Took sun from sky, left world in eternal darkness Quote Link to comment
+SamLowrey Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by sept1c_tank:Speaking of funny signs, there's a ton of 'em http://www.geocaching.com/seek/cache_details.aspx?ID=45804 Notice, also, the spelling errors in the description of the cache. ===============_"If it feels good...do it"_================ **_(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")_** . Sorry if this is a repost, but http://www.engrish.com Quote Link to comment
Agent_K Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 "Ich erhielt zwei Drehscheiben und ein Mikrophon" Quote Link to comment
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I got cramps laughing about this one. Here is my contribution. Brian Team A.I. Quote Link to comment
+sept1c_tank Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Outback travel can be complicated. Oodnadatta Track, S. Australia ==============="If it feels good...do it"================ **(the other 9 out of 10 voices in my head say: "Don't do it.")** . Quote Link to comment
+The Leprechauns Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 This sign was on the route to one of the remote Southwest Pennsylvania caches I found yesterday. Many thanks to DeskJocky for the photo and for alerting me to look for this sign. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Next time, instead of getting married, I think I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house. Quote Link to comment
+woodsters Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 We had one right down the road that some people hung up for a few days. We didn't get a picture of it, but got a chuckle. Apparently they have eggs delivered to them and they were being brought too many. The sign was one of those dry erase signs hung on a privacy fence that was like 2 ft from the road. These people live right on the lake in what looks like a travel trailer that might have some mods down to it. The sign said "Mr Eggman, please do not bring anymore eggs". This sign is seen by everyone driving down the road. My wife commented that it would be funny if someone egged the sign as if the eggman did it....lol Brian As long as you're going to think anyway, think big. -Donald Trump Quote Link to comment
Mushtang Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Nice. I'm glad your wife thinks it's funny to vandalize other people's property. Does she also get a kick out of removing all the contents of caches she finds and destroying the log books? Maybe she'd prefer to pelt them with eggs instead. You've got quite a catch there dude. ---------------------------------------------------------------- "A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield ---------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment
+woodsters Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Brian As long as you're going to think anyway, think big. -Donald Trump Quote Link to comment
+Doc-Dean Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Thinking of joining the Army reserves?? As seen in Iraq: --------------------------------------------------- Free your mind and the rest will follow Quote Link to comment
Pantalaimon Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Mushtang:Nice. I'm glad your wife thinks it's funny to vandalize other people's property. Does she also get a kick out of removing all the contents of caches she finds and destroying the log books? Maybe she'd prefer to pelt them with eggs instead. You've got quite a catch there dude. Yeah, because it couldn't have been a JOKE. Oh wait, I must have missed the part where Woodster said that his wife actually egged the sign. Silly me, I'll read more carefully. Maybe Mushtang's right, it's high time we start persecuting people for their thoughts, nay, their JOKES. It's just not funny anymore. Pan Swallow a live toad first thing in the morning, and chances are that nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. - Unknown Quote Link to comment
+trippy1976 Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 I found this one while geocaching in Maine. Dern near wet myself: -------- trippy1976 - Team KKF2A Assimilating golf balls - one geocache at a time. Quote Link to comment
+DocMagoo Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Saw this one while hiking the West Coast Trail in BC. Says "Hikers 11th Commandment", but could be applicable to many different places too ... (ie. GC bulletin boards). _____ Quote Link to comment
+bthomas Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Undulations. Bend over Kiss kiss Airdale Quote Link to comment
+reveritt Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 ... Some comedian once said that Preparation H has a warning on it not to take Orally ... because somebody did it! Kinda makes you wonder what he did with his toothpaste. Quote Link to comment
+QDman Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 I suppose this is slightly off-topic, since the sign had been 'altered', but I find the concept of a sign warning of "Pirate Ahead" rather amusing. Quote Link to comment
GeoLizz Posted February 19, 2005 Share Posted February 19, 2005 (edited) Those are hillarious! Edit to add this Edited February 19, 2005 by GeoLizz Quote Link to comment
+Anonymous' Posted February 20, 2005 Share Posted February 20, 2005 Isn't this topic basically, This Topic Quote Link to comment
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