+Lost in Space Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 A prize for the best caption for the photo of the following doderry old gits. (For those not in the know, my father-in-law and The Hornet) Extra points will be awarded if you can combine any, or all, of the following in the caption: "Ugly" "Old" "Buggers" Quote Link to comment
Morseman Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "Outbreak of finger cramp reported" "Seen here placing the Peter Allis cache are...." "But my GPS receiver says the hole is in the wrong place" Not very good, I admit, but it's a start. --... ...-- Morseman Quote Link to comment
+Team Minim Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 mucked up the ruddy buttons! Not a caption -an explanation of 3 posts! Quote Link to comment
+Team Minim Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 We think Dan & Pid went down here! Or Two old cachers persist on following the GPSr despite the presence of a tupperware box nearby! Cache the Bug-Geocaching Quote Link to comment
+Kouros Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "How come in every cache you always find a ugly old golfball?" ------ An it harm none, do what ye will [This message was edited by Kouros on February 08, 2003 at 04:15 AM.] Quote Link to comment
+paul.blitz Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 - "OK, but how do we put it BACK again?" - "No, it ISN'T a very good hiding place, is it?" - "D & P will NEVER find it if we place it here!" - "I think we need a smaller box!" - "This dadgum GPS is 35 ft out again!!!" Team Blitz White gravel? What white gravel? I can't see any.... heck, who cares! Quote Link to comment
+Faye & Brad Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 -"Ugly holes for sale. Ideal for any old use. I have 50 of the buggers. Free lunchbox with every order" Quote Link to comment
+jeremyp Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "Well, my son in law published a really unfunny picture of me and Peter on this forum thingy and tried to encourage other posters to think up abusive captions implying we were ugly old buggers. "So we stuck a javelin up his arse and buried him on a golf course right here." ------- jeremyp The second ten million caches were the worst too. http://www.jeremyp.net/geocaching Quote Link to comment
+jeb and co Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Or:- Oh dear we seem to be in a forum for inteligent discussions about geocaching instead of the chatroom of comic cuts. What a foolish person my son-in-law is. Quote Link to comment
+Tim & June Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Hey, where did you get those ugly shoes you daft old buggers ? The T&J bear took one look at the ugly old buggers and jumped straight down the hole. ASH.....NEWSFLASH.....NEWSFLASH.....NEWSFLASH.....NEWSFL Two cachers find a golden ferret treasure in a cache. (That's one for the golfers) The mood get's ugly as two guys argue the old story of "you stay your side of this line, an I'll stay on mine". I know, not very inventive, but the brain cells are packing in. Tim & June (Winchester) See June, I told you that sign which said 'Unsuitable for Motor Vehicles' was wrong ! Quote Link to comment
Fourhalls Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 The Hornet saying "Make sure you zoom in on the GPS so they don't see our ridiculous shoes" Quote Link to comment
+naffita Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "I told you the ground was soft. Good job we left the ariel up" Quote Link to comment
+SimonG Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "You see, if we use my radio-controlled laser to destroy every Tupperware container in the world, you might finally sell the rest of your ammo boxes." SimonG.org Quote Link to comment
el10t Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Global warming takes its toll - climate of North Pole significantly altered. Rich mobilis in mobili Quote Link to comment
+Bill D (wwh) Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "We found this one easily - they'd marked it with a flag". Bill Quote Link to comment
+Adey1966 Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "....do you think they'd mind us digging a bigger hole to get the cache in...?" I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy..... Quote Link to comment
+Adey1966 Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "what here? must be a micro!" I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy..... Quote Link to comment
+Pharisee Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 If you don't hurry up and take a picture, we're going to stuff our Christmas Jumpers right down this 'ole. John Age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability. Quote Link to comment
+Rocky Balboa Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 After many regular complaints about the locations of his caches, fingers latest effort really does take the biscuit. Its just a hunt for a lunch box, why be so serious!?! Dan Wilson - www.Buckscaching.co.uk Quote Link to comment
Cholo Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 The old buggers said, "Monty, here's the hole in the ground, that's your ugly arse in the sand!". Quote Link to comment
geomania Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Welcome to Geocaching lesson #1. OK LiS, what is it we do now?... Put this in here?... No, you pair of daft ugly old buggers, you put the *tupperware* in the hole and use *the GPS* to find it... Cheers, G. Quote Link to comment
geomania Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Sorry, the above didn't come across too well in the post - It was supposed to be a multi-line caption, not three separate attempts (a silly old bugger, am I...) G. Quote Link to comment
+jeb and co Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Lets put out some Troll food and see how many we can get to infest this forum. I'm sure the moderators will be happy to join in the fun. Quote Link to comment
Team Tate Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 ...onlookers laugh! Team Tate Remember - if it's moving, it's not dead... Quote Link to comment
Morseman Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 quote:Originally posted by naffita:"I told you the ground was soft. Good job we left the ariel up" ITUM aerial, unless there's a washing powder in there somewhere? --... ...-- Morseman Quote Link to comment
MCL Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 "I brought the GPSr and all you could bring is a ruddy sundial!" No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.... Quote Link to comment
Wronskian Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 "Hornet's caching is sponsored by Gary's Golfing Gear - purveys of fine quality diamond jumpers and little hats." or maybe "Hornet's dream of planting a cache at the North Pole finally came true. Pity about the global warming..." -- Seek and ye shall find (tupperware, ammo boxes, bears, free ISP CDs...) Quote Link to comment
McFurby Posted February 10, 2003 Share Posted February 10, 2003 quote:"...Skewze me, old dear, was that you who passed wind or was it oy?""... Who really cares, sweatheart, it's making me poor old eyes water." Captain Walker Quote Link to comment
Dark River Rangers Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 quote: "Help us, we've squatted and we can't get up" Captain Walker, Frodo & the gang Dark River Rangers, Florida Company. Quote Link to comment
+washboy Posted February 11, 2003 Share Posted February 11, 2003 This is an inappropriate site for a cache - and not simply because the cache container won't fit. It is obviously a Neolithic monument. We can't be sure of its original use but we think it is part of some sort of cosmic calendar. Already, the feet of hordes of visitors have trampled the surrounding vegetation flat, leaving the monument exposed and vulnerable. Show respect and keep well clear of such sensitive and sacred sites. [Tongue well in cheek & no offence intended] ===== There's no such thing as a free lunchbox! Quote Link to comment
+The Hornet Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Just got back from a week's geocaching in California and I see you've all been up to no good while I've been away ! I suppose I have to choose a winner do I? Glad to see the standard of humour hasn't improved in my absence _________________________________________________________ It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do. Quote Link to comment
+Lance Ambu Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 "Let's bury the shoes and wear the lunchbox" "Somewhere, on the other side of the Earth, is a very big hole with balls falling out of it" "I think we've found the source of the prime meridian" "Obviously this lunch box is smaller on the inside than it looks on the outside" "I give up. Let's read the hint!" Lance It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Quote Link to comment
MCL Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 My friend and sometime caching partner Wes came up with 'ET Phone Hole' No trees were harmed during the production of this posting, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.... Quote Link to comment
+Tim & June Posted February 13, 2003 Share Posted February 13, 2003 Now how can we get this hole into this box ? Tim & June (Winchester) See June, I told you that sign which said 'Unsuitable for Motor Vehicles' was wrong ! Quote Link to comment
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