vulture1957 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 how about a hint -- Possum on the half shell Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, T0SHEA said: Why did the Possum cross the road? Because he tastes like chicken. I think your search engine is broken. The first 2 entries when I tried turned up what a possum on the half shell is Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) ooooh, somebody is getting close. And I didn't need to use the EDGE method. Edited April 5, 2020 by vulture1957 Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 To prove to the armadillo that crossing the road can be done 1 Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 8, 2020 Author Share Posted April 8, 2020 16 hours ago, vulture1957 said: To prove to the armadillo that crossing the road can be done That is GOOD and that is Suthern, fer sure!!! Yall gets no less than 3 smilies fer that one, as well as a "Thumbs Up". But DAMMIT , I should have been able to make that connection - Armadillos, road, half shell. I guess the neurons just ain't firin' much anymore. Got any more good Suthern ones??? I'd love to see them. Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 8, 2020 Share Posted April 8, 2020 What do you call a beautiful woman on the Texas A&M Campus?? Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, jhuoni said: A VISITOR we have a winner! Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, vulture1957 said: we have a winner! Ouch! You must be a UT Alum. Quote Link to comment
+iconions Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Well crap - I got on this thread hoping to discuss curling. 1 Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Hurry Hard, Tom. Hurry Hard. Or for those of us who are Corner Gas Fans.... Have A Heart! 1 Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, iconions said: Well crap - I got on this thread hoping to discuss curling. Go ahead - I'm watching it right now!!! Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, jhuoni said: Hurry Hard, Tom. Hurry Hard. Or for those of us who are Corner Gas Fans.... Have A Heart! A Texan sitting watching Corner Gas - I just can't wrap my Canucky head around that... ... back to the curling. Edited April 9, 2020 by ScroogieII Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 17 minutes ago, ScroogieII said: A Texan sitting watching Corner Gas - I just can't wrap my Canucky head around that... ... back to the curling. I've been watching Corner Gas since it first came out in the early 2000s. Now I watch reruns of reruns. Last night I binged seasons 3 and 4. It's sort of like the Ginger vs. Maryann thing - Lacy or Karen. Maybe even Wanda on a few episodes. But back to Tom's questions about curling. 1 Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Hey Keith - When this is all over I am going take a trip to WULLERTON and see what I can find to waymark there. 1 Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 4 hours ago, jhuoni said: Ouch! You must be a UT Alum. no, but I spent 5 years in San Antonio. Heard a LOT of Aggie jokes. Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Corner Gas? Is that like Red Green? Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 WMF7W It's only a 1,731 mile drive. Or I could fly from IAH to YQR. Is a passport required to travel to Canada? Quote Link to comment
+elyob Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, jhuoni said: WMF7W It's only a 1,731 mile drive. Or I could fly from IAH to YQR. Is a passport required to travel to Canada? As far as I know, you only need your passport to get back into the states. Quote Link to comment
+elyob Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Look at us, making travel plans, as if. Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 48 minutes ago, elyob said: Look at us, making travel plans, as if. As if I could afford to travel to Canada. Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 6 hours ago, jhuoni said: It's sort of like the Ginger vs. Maryann thing - Lacy or Karen. Maybe even Wanda on a few episodes. So it ain't about the humour. It's about the Women. Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 3 hours ago, vulture1957 said: I spent 5 years in San Antonio. Heard a LOT of Aggie jokes. So let's hear some more!!! Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 4 hours ago, jhuoni said: Hey Keith - When this is all over I am going take a trip to WULLERTON and see what I can find to waymark there. When you find it let me know. I've searched all over Saskatchewan and have yet to spot it. Mebbe it's smaller than it's made out to be on Corner Gas. Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 7 hours ago, jhuoni said: Now I watch reruns of reruns. Last night I binged seasons 3 and 4. Hey John, What network are you finding it on? Not that I need to find it, just curious. I have the first 5 seasons on DVD. Somehow I never managed to get season 6. Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 What happened to Tom??? Mebbe he found some curling on TV. Here it's been on since he posted - mebbe he's watching the same reruns I am. Quote Link to comment
+iconions Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Curling - It's like shuffleboard, but ya' gotta have STONES to play it! My daughter laughs at me because I will sit there and watch curling when it comes on. You know, 'cause Kansas is such a curling hotbed! Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 5 hours ago, iconions said: but ya' gotta have STONES to play it! As in cojones?? We'd take that as a compliment. Again, I have trouble wrapping my Canucky head around the vision of a Kranky Kansan, deep in his Lazy Boy, beer in hand and pretzels at the ready, watching Swedes or Canucks tossing stones at houses. An Okie told me that she found a curling rink there, much to her surprise. I'm betting you could even find one in Kansas, if you looked hard enough. Quote Link to comment
+iconions Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 57 minutes ago, ScroogieII said: As in cojones?? We'd take that as a compliment. Again, I have trouble wrapping my Canucky head around the vision of a Kranky Kansan, deep in his Lazy Boy, beer in hand and pretzels at the ready, watching Swedes or Canucks tossing stones at houses. An Okie told me that she found a curling rink there, much to her surprise. I'm betting you could even find one in Kansas, if you looked hard enough. Nah, I just watch for the double take outs and the Norwegian Men's sense of fashion. ...and just so you know - https://kccurling.com/ - it's on the Missouri side of town, but it counts since I am one of the fortunate ones to pay taxes on BOTH sides of state line! Now, what if I know about The Brier and the Scotties Tournament of Hearts? hmmm..... Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 46 minutes ago, iconions said: Now, what if I know about The Brier and the Scotties Tournament of Hearts? hmmm..... Yeah, what if??? I guess you're saying you are fully up to date on each. Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 58 minutes ago, iconions said: Norwegian Men's sense of fashion Unfortunately Thomas Ulsrud up and retired. The new guy, Magnus Ramsfjell, at least wears flashy socks. You must be watching reruns of reruns. Edited April 10, 2020 by ScroogieII Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 An Aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. How did they lighten the load? Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 18 minutes ago, vulture1957 said: An Aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. How did they lighten the load? OOOOHHHHHH - this sounds like a tough one. Lemme ponder on this for a bit. Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 4/9/2020 at 11:52 PM, ScroogieII said: Hey John, What network are you finding it on? Not that I need to find it, just curious. I have the first 5 seasons on DVD. Somehow I never managed to get season 6. It's on IMDB, through Amazon prime. Canada also has access to an additional season of Corner Gas Animated. Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 4/10/2020 at 5:24 PM, vulture1957 said: An Aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. How did they lighten the load? I know this one - but will invoke my Fifth Amendment Rights as to not offend any group(s) of people. "The Texan stands up, opens the door and shouts REMEMBER THE ALAMO..." Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 1 minute ago, jhuoni said: I know this one - but will invoke my Fifth Amendment Rights as to not offend any group(s) of people. "The Texan stands up, opens the door and shouts REMEMBER THE ALAMO..." nope. Close, but wrong joke. Quote Link to comment
+jhuoni Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 On 4/10/2020 at 5:24 PM, vulture1957 said: An Aggie pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they were would not make it because they were running low on fuel. How did they lighten the load? They dump their remaining fuel to lighten the load. - the key is AGGIE. Did I get it? Quote Link to comment
vulture1957 Posted April 12, 2020 Share Posted April 12, 2020 Just now, jhuoni said: They dump their remaining fuel to lighten the load. - the key is AGGIE. Did I get it? another winner!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 12, 2020 Author Share Posted April 12, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, jhuoni said: They dump their remaining fuel to lighten the load. - the key is AGGIE. I had that but thought it too stupid even for an Aggie. My best guess was gonna be "They painted the cargo white." Next?!?! Edited April 12, 2020 by ScroogieII Quote Link to comment
+ScroogieII Posted April 12, 2020 Author Share Posted April 12, 2020 8 hours ago, jhuoni said: Canada also has access to an additional season of Corner Gas Animated. That was on for awhile recently but seems to be gone now. Haven't noticed it lately. Quote Link to comment
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