soup Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Sassquatch, you no longer exist.. Were you real? Quote Link to comment
+LaurenCat Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 wow. that was a wierd article and stuff. sassquatch exists because i've seen him, yet i've never measured those footprints. I chose LaurenCat because LaurenKittenPoniesFlowersPinkSunshineFairyMeowMeowRainbowHeartLoveBunnyKissKiss was just too F-ing long. Quote Link to comment
+Quantum Mechanic Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 I see a sassquatch every week....and those are some big feet. He tries to disguise himself in a bunny suit....but you can tell...bunnies aint that big. Peace through superior firepower Quote Link to comment
Sassquatch Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Of course I'm real. I've drank beer and geocached and drank beer with many of you. But man this is a real drag. Maybe I should consider changing my name like oregone and sparrowspav. But what would you call a 6 and a half foot behemoth tromping through the woods? Next thing you know we'll find out that soup was a hoax too, or that there is no such thing as a fractal. I know what a sparrowhawk was cause I saw it on the History Channel. Who's next? Santa? dadgum those zen cones! Besides, myths can't rent yurts now can they. I am avenged!! Besides, I'm sure the reason the northwest native americans made totems representing sasquatch dating clear back to the 1800's are because some guy in 1958 played a joke. Makes sense huh. Tommy can you see me? Can you feel me near you? Tommy can you hear me? Can I help to cheer you? [This message was edited by Sassquatch on December 08, 2002 at 12:34 AM.] Quote Link to comment
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