+Munkey990 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I have a solution. Good luck with the stealth. Actually that would probably work really well since if I saw that guy I would assume there were stinging things around and stay the hell away from him. Quote Link to comment
+The_Incredibles_ Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 It seems that if people being shocked by NES' poles is an issue, then NES should concentrate on fixing their poles. Agreed! If alot of people are getting electrocuted, some maintenance visits might be in order! Quote Link to comment
+DragonsWest Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I'm more concerned with Black Widow spiders under lamp skirts. Lift and prod around with stick or pen. Quote Link to comment
+Pork King Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I'm more concerned with Black Widow spiders under lamp skirts. Lift and prod around with stick or pen. I'm more concerned with caches under lamp skirts. That's what started this whole thread! Quote Link to comment
+narcissa Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Don't get caught lifting lamp post skirts here in Nashville by Public Works or Nes. They have a zero tolerance policy for disturbance of these since may people have been electrocuted and killed around light poles. There is no "first time warning". It's a straight hefty fine. It's even against the law to staple/tape up yard sale signs to nes/metro poles. How many? What on earth is wrong with the light poles that is causing droves of people to be killed by them? Quote Link to comment
4wheelin_fool Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Don't get caught lifting lamp post skirts here in Nashville by Public Works or Nes. They have a zero tolerance policy for disturbance of these since may people have been electrocuted and killed around light poles. There is no "first time warning". It's a straight hefty fine. It's even against the law to staple/tape up yard sale signs to nes/metro poles. How many? What on earth is wrong with the light poles that is causing droves of people to be killed by them? There's an unknown saboteur who works for Nashville public works, who is suspected in 110 "accidental" homicides by light pole electrocution. They don't know who it is, so anyone seen lifting a skirt is called in to the police who send out a 11-65 on the radio. A team of trained professionals swarm in and handcuff the miscreant, throw them to the ground, and determine whether he is simply fondling the pole, or actively rewiring it for sadistic purposes. Fondlers are fined and sent to the pokey. Quote Link to comment
+MI_CO Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) I cache light poles after the first hard freeze. No bees or wasps anymore! BTW - I also do any cache with the word 'mosquito' or bug spray recommended after the first hard freeze until the spring thaw! What's up with Tennessee and dangerous light poles? Don't they know how to properly ground them? I am sure every other state in the US can help train them... Edited August 6, 2014 by MI_CO Quote Link to comment
+wmpastor Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I cache light poles after the first hard freeze. No bees or wasps anymore! BTW - I also do any cache with the word 'mosquito' or bug spray recommended after the first hard freeze until the spring thaw! What's up with Tennessee and dangerous light poles? Don't they know how to properly ground them? I am sure every other state in the US can help train them... Everyone who read my other post knows that I finally realized that 90% of what we read in these forums is hyped and exaggerated for either dramatic effect, humor, shock value, entertainment or some other agenda. The good news is that the electrified poles in Tennessee will also kill the swarms of 185,000 jumbo mutant killer flying scorpion-bees found under every lamppost skirt in Nashville. Green recluse snapping turtles also. Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 One time in Nashville I found a camel under a lamp post skirt! Quote Link to comment
+2tall1s Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 One time in Nashville I found a camel under a lamp post skirt! This thread is just begging for a beaver joke... Quote Link to comment
+sbell111 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) One time in Nashville I found a camel under a lamp post skirt! This thread is just begging for a beaver joke... Knock,Knock.. Who's there? BEAVER Beaver who? Beaver-y careful when you lift that lamp post skirt! Wocka Wocka! Edited August 6, 2014 by sbell111 Quote Link to comment
+Yno Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Neither one is wearing gloves, which to me seems one of the most important parts of the outfit. The bees probably would avoid stinky feet. Mine could probably kill the bees. Quote Link to comment
+wmpastor Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I have a solution. Good luck with the stealth. Paint it black or camo? Edit-after scrolling down I noticed that this model is wearing sandals. Do bees avoid the feet, or was that just a big mistake on the part of the catalog creator? His hands are uncovered also.... Quote Link to comment
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