+The-Wild-N-Wooly-Wieskes Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 Not meaning to offend, but I was sent this joke, modified a smidge, and thought I would pass it on. Fellas, please take it as it is intended, as a joke. Cache On! Angela Wieske CROSSING THE RIVER One day, three men were geocaching and expectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times. Seeing this, the second man prayed to God,saying, "Please God, give me the strength ..and the tools to cross this river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times. The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the tools...and the intelligence ... to cross this river." And poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge. Don't take your organs to heaven, heaven knows we need them here! Quote Link to comment
+erik88l-r Posted July 25, 2002 Share Posted July 25, 2002 I am highly offended by this. I would have thought that the woman should have used her GPS to get across the river, not a map. Cute joke. Quote Link to comment
+seneca Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 But .... which guy got to the cache first? You may not agree with what I say, but I will defend, to your death, my right to say it!(it's a Joke, OK!) Quote Link to comment
+mattb5 Posted July 30, 2002 Share Posted July 30, 2002 That reminds me of an even more stupid joke: These two guys gwere eocaching and came to a river as it was getting dark out. They were trying to figure out how to get across and the first one said, "I'll shine the flashlight across the river and you can walk on the beam of light." The second guy says, "What, do you think I'm an idiot?! . . . I'll get half way across and you'll shut the light off . . ." Quote Link to comment
+GoingBald Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Geo-Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Geo-Horse, why the long face?" Okay, I know that was bad but at least I didn't tell the one about the baby seal that walks into a club!!!! Quote Link to comment
+cachecrazies Posted July 31, 2002 Share Posted July 31, 2002 Fella's can take it as a joke - but us women know it's true! We use more logic! One half of cachecrazies! (the other half is still lost!) Quote Link to comment
Wanderingson Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 That reminds me of something that happened to me once--no wait a minute, that wasn't me afterall. Quote Link to comment
+bitbrain Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 The cachecrazies are seasoned river crossers. I'm planning a new cache just to see if they cross a river to get to it. Quote Link to comment
+traineediplomat Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 The funny thing about that joke is that it takes the "woman" three hours to cross the river....waiting to see what the man will do... Quote Link to comment
+Brian - Team A.I. Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 quote:Originally posted by cachecrazies:Fella's can take it as a joke - but us women know it's true! We use more logic! One half of cachecrazies! (the other half is still lost!) Ahem! My entire method of thinking is based almost entirely on logic, so nyah. And I have an outie. Brian Team A.I. Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 My wife loves telling me she got all the common sence. I return the favor by telling her that I got all the horse sence. It balances in the long run. Any one day though, Whew! Now for that logic thing. Just because it's plain as day to you, dosen't mean it's logical by any other standard on the planet. ===================== Wherever you go there you are. Quote Link to comment
+The Outlaw Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 When I heard this joke, there were just some minor variations to it. For example, they weren't praying, the 3 geocachers came across a lamp laying on the riverbank. When they rubbed it, a genie appeared and granted them one wish a piece. The first man wished to be transported to the other side of the river. POOF, he magically appeared on the other side. The second guy also wished to be transported to the other side. POOF , he too appears on the other side. When the woman saw the 2 men getting ready to head off for the cache she said, "Man, I sure wish those guys were stuck on this side of the river like me. POOF. Wayne (The Outlaw) Geocacher, Poison Ivy magnet, and Chigger food. Quote Link to comment
motoXman Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Then the woman, being sensitive to the environment, walked BACK across the bridge, hiked the 200 yards back to the starting point and shut off the engine of the helicopter. someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. Quote Link to comment
+RainDog Posted July 10, 2003 Share Posted July 10, 2003 These "Battle of the Sexes" things really crack me up, but keep in mind that the average person has one testicle and one mammary gland. Don't you know there ain't no Devil, that's just God when he's drunk. Quote Link to comment
Taxman003 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 You all forgot the simplest answer. How 'bout three guys out geocaching come to a river and want to cross it. However, looking at their GPS they find that they have already crossed it and continue walking to their untimely demise Even though you enter the wrong waypoint....you're still in the right spot! Quote Link to comment
+MaxEntropy Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 quote:Originally posted by RainDog:These "Battle of the Sexes" things really crack me up, but keep in mind that the average person has one testicle and one mammary gland. Don't you know there ain't no Devil, that's just God when he's drunk. Hey, cool. I'm average! Mickey Max Entropy More than just a name, a lifestyle. Quote Link to comment
+Corp Of Discovery Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Heres a joke...but someone else will have to provide the punch line. Why did the geocacher cross the river? Remember, wherever you go- there you are! Quote Link to comment
+zippes Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 quote:Why did the geocacher cross the river? .. to note the winner… chicken/egg! "Remember... nothing is completly worthless!!... it can always be used as a bad example"! Quote Link to comment
Fakk 2 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 quote: You all forgot the simplest answer. How 'bout three guys out geocaching come to a river and want to cross it. However, looking at their GPS they find that they have already crossed it and continue walking to their untimely demise I zoomed in on the waypoint and it showed on the other side of the river, so I walked across a bridge, bushwacked for an hour through every weeds to where I could get as close as possible and it showed I was still to far off, that I would have to cross the river agn. So I bushwacked back out, back across the bridge, and followed a nice trail, as I got near the cache, my gps showed me on the otherside of the river yet is was still 10 feet in fron of me, let alone 40 feet on the otherside where the waypoint was. Long story short: Don't trust your GPS. You will just get lost faster. Quote Link to comment
Eager Feet Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 quote:Originally posted by MaxEntropy: quote:Originally posted by RainDog:These "Battle of the Sexes" things really crack me up, but keep in mind that the average person has one testicle and one mammary gland. Don't you know there ain't no Devil, that's just God when he's drunk. Hey, cool. I'm average! Mickey Max Entropy More than just a name, a lifestyle. Umm, so I guess you have half a ... Quote Link to comment
SombreHippie Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Eager Feet:Umm, so I guess you have half a ... Half-cocked humour at its best? A great serial killer once said, "Beauty is only skin deep. Trust me, I've looked..." Quote Link to comment
kristine bean Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment
+JoesBar Posted September 7, 2003 Share Posted September 7, 2003 Two guys from, (insert state here) rent a boat for a day of fishing. After trying several areas without caching anything they row to a place and begin caching fish with every cast. The first guy says, "hey we should mark this spot so we can come back." Not having a gpsr or the brains to use one, the second guy takes out a marker and puts an "X" in the bottom of the boat. The first guy sees this and comments, "You idiot. What good is that going to do? What if next time we don't get the same boat?" **************************************************** Dorothy: "How can you talk if haven't got a brain?" Scarecrow: "I don't know. But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" Quote Link to comment
+NeecesandNephews Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 (edited) The wife said if she was in the joke she would have asked God to put the cache on her side after the guys had crossed. she's sneaky like that. Edited February 20, 2010 by NeecesandNephews Quote Link to comment
+germanybert Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Warum dürfen Geocacher nicht in die Sauna? - is doch logisch: weil sie unter jedem Busch ne Dose suchen Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 I'll save the rest of the English speaking world the trouble; it does lose something in the translation. Why are not geocachers in the sauna?- Is it logical: because they are looking under every bush ne tin Quote Link to comment
+germanybert Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Actually the punch line is....Because they look for a container (can) under every bush. Quote Link to comment
+ras_oscar Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Did you hear the one about the geocacher that locked his keys i the car? took an hour working with a coat hanger to get his family out. Quote Link to comment
+briansnat Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 (edited) I'll save the rest of the English speaking world the trouble; it does lose something in the translation. Why are not geocachers in the sauna?- Is it logical: because they are looking under every bush ne tin Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Edited September 12, 2013 by briansnat Quote Link to comment
+Ben0w Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput! Hey, careful, you can kill someone with that! Quote Link to comment
+Tyros Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 2 guys and a women are hunting for an FTF on a multi. The guys almost drown crossing the river and yell: IT'S YOUR TURN NOW! SORRY GUYS, MISCALCULATION, THE FINAL SEEMS TO BE ON THIS SIDE ANYWAY. SEE YOU LATER... Similar things happen to me all the time when my wife accompanies me on a hike... Quote Link to comment
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