+GeoDEEC Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Based on the format of Jeff Foxworthy, complete the following sentence: If you ever ............ you just might be a Geocacher. Quote Link to comment
+GeoDEEC Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 If your significant other has ever complained about being disturbed at night because you where in bed planning your course for the next day online.... Quote Link to comment
+GeoDEEC Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 If you get emails more frequently from your travel bugs than your grown children.... Quote Link to comment
+GeoDEEC Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 (edited) If you ever arrived at the grocery store and either thought or said out loud "we're at GZ!"..... Edited August 17, 2013 by GeoDEEC Quote Link to comment
+Great Scott! Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 there is a FB page for this Quote Link to comment
+GeoDEEC Posted August 17, 2013 Author Share Posted August 17, 2013 there is a FB page for this What a great idea. What is the name of the page? Quote Link to comment
+Ma & Pa Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 there is a FB page for this What a great idea. What is the name of the page? What is Facebook? Quote Link to comment
+Fridge01 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I was at an event last year where somebody read off a whole list of these. I only remember a few of them. If you plan your vacation based on where the latest power runs are,.... If you welcome Daylight Savings Time because you can find 4 more caches before sundown,... If you don't clean your garage, you CITO your garage,... Quote Link to comment
+Ma & Pa Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I was at an event last year where somebody read off a whole list of these. I only remember a few of them. If you plan your vacation based on where the latest power runs are,.... If you welcome Daylight Savings Time because you can find 4 more caches before sundown,... If you don't clean your garage, you CITO your garage,... Here are some true ones. If you drive 800 miles to visit your daughter and it take 3 weeks to get there. If you go out after midnight on a cold night to get a cache because the incoming snowstorm will stop you from continuing your streak that day. If you snowshoe across a cold field in a temperature of minus 35 and then climb a tree. . http://coord.info/GLA0Z9RX Quote Link to comment
+T.D.M.22 Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Ok, here we go... -You think there is nothing wrong with 10 people looking in a bush on the side of a road.... -You have ever had the police show up while caching at night because a muggle thought your flashlights meant you where in trouble... -You hoped said police would show up so you could use their spotlight... -You think people who use LnL's for food are weird -There is a possible explosive device and the local bomb squad calls you. (Actually happened to a local cacher) -You warn the RCMP before the annual event(I have done that) -You find out a local cacher works at a base, and you get exited-cheap ammo cans -You travel for work just to get geocaches -You use enough ammo cans and camo paint to rival hunters. -You've wondered "Can I make that into a cache?" -You've then attempted to make it into a cache. -You have been part of a large group of people looking at a telephone pole. -You have memorized the interview well enough that the reporter doesn't even have to ask any questions. -You have bought camo paint, duct tape, food containers, rope, and toys, and wondered why you are getting weird looks. -You have been told you need a new hobby by a guy that plays with explosives for fun. -You are more trackable then a Fed-Ex package. -You are watching more caches than TV. -You go through one of these lists and think "Yup, Yup, Done that, Yup" -You've walked a half mile up hill both ways and through brush, only to come within 100 feet and find out you went the wrong way. -You communicate more by email on your phone then talk and text put together. Quote Link to comment
+Manville Possum Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 there is a FB page for this Yes, you might be a geocacher if you are a member of the group. I am. Quote Link to comment
+BlackRose67 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Ok, here we go... -You think there is nothing wrong with 10 people looking in a bush on the side of a road.... Like this? (from January 2008 The photo captions: I ask you, how could anyone find this odd?? This cache may require the use of a dictionary. Perhaps the SMCC should look up "discreet"?? Quote Link to comment
+Dogmeat* Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 You have multiple facebook statuses about the progress of your tracking bugs. Quote Link to comment
+Roman! Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 How about if you fly across the country on business and forgo your flight back to drive so you can rack up 15 new States. Quote Link to comment
+Sadjo Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 Anytime you look at your phone/GPSr while at a restaurant your wife simply says 'No'! Quote Link to comment
+Dogmeat* Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 I posted this one to the facebook group and it's getting a lot of applause. Your legs are scratched, your shoes are wet, your shirt is ripped, you're sunburnt and you smell terrible, but you now have one more smiley face on the map. Quote Link to comment
+briansnat Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 You might be a geocacher if this is the 76th time you saw this subject in the forums...or maybe you are just a forum lizard. Quote Link to comment
+GeoDEEC Posted August 21, 2013 Author Share Posted August 21, 2013 You might be a geocacher if this is the 76th time you saw this subject in the forums...or maybe you are just a forum lizard. Well that's the community saying something I guess. Perhaps this should be a topic that is elevated to a higher spot in the forum navigation? It seems to be something people want to talk about if the subject keeps being brought up. I never thought it was an original idea. It was just something that I felt needed to be expressed and clearly others do to. What do you say? Can this become a more predominant topic? Quote Link to comment
+fishgeek Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 My favorite of many good ones from a "Do Not Find This Cache" cache in Cumberland, MD: Your boss takes you aside and asks you about the smell of DEET when you come back from a long lunch; you lie and claim it's cheap gin. Quote Link to comment
Alvater Posted August 21, 2013 Share Posted August 21, 2013 - You are a geocacher when you realize that you've learned more about your environment by cache descriptions than any tourist guide. Quote Link to comment
+GTTTM Posted August 22, 2013 Share Posted August 22, 2013 you are walking through the zoo on a family day out, spot a drinks bottle poking out in a sneaky hole in a tree and straight away you and your oldest child look at each other and go "yeah that'd be a great hole for a cache" Quote Link to comment
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