Jump to content

Big Bag 'O' Doots... Can someone explain this?


Followers 1

Recommended Posts

 

I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...

Crap...

 

Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...

 

I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...

 

And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree.

 

Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...

<IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg">

Contents Under Pressure...

Does the pope crap in the woods?

Are bears catholic?

Damned if you doot

Damned if you don't

 

It only took you 7 years to come up with a witty(?) comment?

 

No, it took me 2 years to figure out another excuse to bump it. :D

Edited by 4wheelin_fool
Link to comment

I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure...

Does the pope crap in the woods?

Are bears catholic?

damned if you doot

Damned if you don't

 

It only took you 7 years to come up with a witty(?) comment?

:antenna::antenna::antenna:

Link to comment

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Followers 1
×
×
  • Create New...