4wheelin_fool Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate... Crap... Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until... I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm... And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste... <IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> Contents Under Pressure... Does the pope crap in the woods? Are bears catholic? Damned if you doot Damned if you don't It only took you 7 years to come up with a witty(?) comment? No, it took me 2 years to figure out another excuse to bump it. Edited December 14, 2009 by 4wheelin_fool Quote Link to comment
+zoltig Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure... Does the pope crap in the woods? Are bears catholic? damned if you doot Damned if you don't It only took you 7 years to come up with a witty(?) comment? Quote Link to comment
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