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My daughter is in an entomology club. One of the boys in the club was trying to capture dung beetles and other insects that feed on rotting stuff, so he took a can and filled it with meat and let it rot and set it out at the edge of the woods. So, maybe there are entomologists doing research in the area (and, yes, I am serious about this!)

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Originally posted by Firefishe:

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Originally posted by scoobydum:

Reminds me of something sick and twisted I saw a while back... http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

Sick and twisted, I LIKE that. icon_eek.gif

 

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__STURGEON GENERAL WARNING:_ Fishing can decrease the risk of long-term employment, a meaningful relationship, and any chance of financial independence... Oh well._


 

Never thought I'd take a militant stance on anything like this before!

 

Bonsai Kittens? BLASPHEMY!

 

MAY THE CATS OF ULTHAR (ergo: Lovecraft) PUMMEL THESE INFIDELS WITH GREAT BITINGS AND SMITINGS (ergo: Gurgi) AND A FEW SPAWNS OF C'THULHU TO BOOT! (though not Puss 'n').

 

People! That site is JUST PLAIN WRONG!

 

I leave you with,

Warm regards,

Firefishe

 

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/migo/

 

its a joke you mook.

 

i was reading this thread while on the phone with a customer. the big bag of crap almost cost me an explanation with my client. luckily i have a mute button icon_smile.gif

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Where is UMC when you have something for him. I found THIS and wanted to share it with him. If his doots squeek or dry out, it might help. The directions for use are a bit gross.... icon_biggrin.gif

 

Mike. Desert_Warrior (aka KD9KC).

El Paso, Texas.

 

Citizens of this land may own guns. Not to threaten their neighbors, but to ensure themselves of liberty and freedom.

 

They are not assault weapons anymore... they are HOMELAND DEFENSE WEAPONS!

 

[This message was edited by Desert_Warrior on July 18, 2003 at 06:48 AM.]

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LMAO!! icon_biggrin.gif

 

Bags full of doody!

 

That has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my Geocaching experience.

 

Thank GOD, I never personally experienced it. Ugh!!! icon_eek.gif

 

Some people have FAR too much time on their hands. I'd rather be caching than crapping in a bag and hanging it from trees.

 

And, just think, if Acceptable Risk has found a few of these, um, crap-caches - there has got to be many, many more around that have yet to be discovered. I don't plan to go to Colorado anytime soon, for sure!

 

Poo . . . hmm . . . does that contain DNA? Perhaps an analysis should be done and a profile created to determine the source of this . . . mmmm . . . sh!t.

 

It's just a thought. Not necessarily a good one, but a thought nonetheless.

 

Well, anyhoo, happy caching!

 

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Originally posted by Acceptable Risk:

I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...

 

Crap...

 

Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...

 

I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...

 

And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree.

 

Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...

 

http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg

Contents Under Pressure...


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I'll tell the story fisrt.....

Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before.

This is a general question. I a starting to see this word "EVAR" (see post above), more and more in recent months on the geocaching.com forum and on other web forums. I have never before heard of this word, and cannot find it in any dictionary. Can anyone tell me what it means? Thanks in advance!

Edited by Vinny & Sue Team
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This is a general question. I a starting to see this word "EVAR" (see post above), more and more in recent months on the geocaching.com forum and on other web forums. I have never before heard of this word, and cannot find it in any dictionary. Can anyone tell me what it means? Thanks in advance!

 

It means simply that the people using it didn't pay attention in grade school....... <_<

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I think this will be another great advancement to the world of Geocaching.

 

Making the cache will require preplanning meals to create the cache of your wanted consistancy. The bags are easy to obtain. The only true problems are (1) assigning a difficulty to locating and retrieving doot and (2) finding a material that will sign the "log". This type of cache will open new locations to geocachers that were previously overlooked.

 

Examples: Out-houses - nothing like standing in a pool of doot while signing a bag

Sewage treatment plants - where's the doot? when everything smells bad.

Cesspools - and you thought they were unsightly

 

I don't have all the details worked out, but I open it up to you to define the rest of this cache type.

 

Remember what we conserve and save to day, will be available for our children's children.

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I think this will be another great advancement to the world of Geocaching.

 

Making the cache will require preplanning meals to create the cache of your wanted consistancy. The bags are easy to obtain. The only true problems are (1) assigning a difficulty to locating and retrieving doot and (2) finding a material that will sign the "log". This type of cache will open new locations to geocachers that were previously overlooked.

 

Examples: Out-houses - nothing like standing in a pool of doot while signing a bag

Sewage treatment plants - where's the doot? when everything smells bad.

Cesspools - and you thought they were unsightly

 

I don't have all the details worked out, but I open it up to you to define the rest of this cache type.

 

Remember what we conserve and save to day, will be available for our children's children.

 

Hmm, how do you determine whats a fair trade / trading up ?

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Here is my theory on the Doot files. If there was a dooting doggie walker and the doggie dooted perhaps the walker of the dooting doggie picked it up the doggie doot with their doot bag and hung it in the tree for other dooting doggie walkers to put the dogs doot in. This way you dont look dumb carrying dog doot. Then when the Doggie Doot bag is full the last dooting doggie walker can out it in the doggie doot dumpster :)

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A couple of weeks ago someone took this idea to a whole new level with one of my own caches. Frankly, I'm rather disturbed that someone would do this. Here's the post to my cache that alerted me to the issue:

 

First we want to thank you for the hide but we want to make sure if anyone goes after this right now the cache is in NO Way suitable to be opened unless you have protective gear we found out the hard way someone has left an unpleasant suprise inside the cache . The cache has feces in it and was opened by a kid who was so excited to find it he didnt realize it until it was too late . Please be very aware of this before opening and it is sorry to say that vandals have to ruin fun for families !

:lol:YUCK :D

 

Fortunately, I'll be able to get out there to remove the old container and replace it this weekend. Now where did I put my hazmat suit? :D

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A couple of weeks ago someone took this idea to a whole new level with one of my own caches. Frankly, I'm rather disturbed that someone would do this. Here's the post to my cache that alerted me to the issue:

 

First we want to thank you for the hide but we want to make sure if anyone goes after this right now the cache is in NO Way suitable to be opened unless you have protective gear we found out the hard way someone has left an unpleasant suprise inside the cache . The cache has feces in it and was opened by a kid who was so excited to find it he didnt realize it until it was too late . Please be very aware of this before opening and it is sorry to say that vandals have to ruin fun for families !

:laughing:YUCK :)

 

Fortunately, I'll be able to get out there to remove the old container and replace it this weekend. Now where did I put my hazmat suit? :D

 

You should move the location of the cache to prevent any further movements from the same person.

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I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure...

 

Were there 2 girls and 1 cup anywhere near? :laughing:

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I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure...

Does the pope crap in the woods?

Are bears catholic?

damned if you doot

Damned if you don't

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I'll tell the story fisrt. I was coming back down a trail one day when I spotted a bulging plastic grocery bag hanging off a tree... Of course I was curious, so I investigate...<BR><BR>Crap...<BR><BR>Yes, I found a big bag full of crap. And I mean full, this was like a whole family of crap and their closest crap neighbors. Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for "trash out", but I'll be damned if I'm carting a full pastic bag of crap home in my car. So I head home, laughing, and forget about it... Until...<BR><BR>I see another big bag of crap several weeks later, in a competely different park. Same deal, plastic grocery bag, full, hanging off a branch. Hmmmm...<BR><BR>And tonight, same thing again, big steaming bag full of crap, tied to a tree. <BR><BR>Now, either I'm missing out on the most extraordinary game *EVAR!* ("Hey man, let go hide a bag of crap in the woods") or the doot fairies have invaded Colorado Springs... I've been camping and mountain biking for years and I've never seen this before. And as I write this it struck me... Who would go thru SOOOOOO much trouble to repeatedly take a dump in a bag, tie it to a tree, and just leave it there? It seems they put so much effort into it already, it'd be a shame for it to go to waste...<BR><BR><BR><IMG SRC="http://www.acceptable-risk.com/images/geosig.jpg"> <BR>Contents Under Pressure...

Does the pope crap in the woods?

Are bears catholic?

damned if you doot

Damned if you don't

 

It only took you 7 years to come up with a witty(?) comment?

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