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Phone call last night.

 

Me: Hello?

 

Caller: I've found an army box.

 

Me: Sorry?

 

Caller: I've found an army box.

 

Me: Sorry, not sure what you are on about.

 

Caller: I found this box with your number in it.

 

Me thinking...Hmm must have found one of our caches

 

Me: Where did you find it?

 

Caller: On Blaenavon mountain

 

Me thinking... Blaenavon mountain? Got some caches up there....

 

Me: You mean a metal ammunition can?

 

Caller: no a box with army stuff on it.

 

Me thinking... ah.. we have a couple of caches covered in camo tape.

 

Me: You mean covered in camoflaged tape?

 

Caller: Yeah. I took it.

 

Me: Sorry what do you mean you took it?

 

Caller: I took the box.

 

Me: Why?

 

Caller: I wanted it.

 

Me thinking.. OK anything likely to be in it that is now missing?

 

Me: was there anything in the box?

 

Caller: no, just your number

 

Me: no little notebook or anything like that.

 

Caller: nothing.

 

Me: no labels or anything on it? No piece of card inside?

 

Caller: no.

 

Me thinking... just to make sure I know which container he's talking about.

 

Me: where was it? On the mountainside overlooking Sugarloaf mountain?

 

Caller: eh?.

 

Me thinking... OK... this isn't easy. Pretty sure I know which one he means though

 

Me: OK are you going to put it back?

 

Caller: no, I wanted it.

 

Me thinking.... this is someone clearly under the influence or struggling with joined up thinking. Is it worth pursuing it?

 

Caller: why'd you put it there?

 

Me: It's called geocaching... (went on to explain it more, swaps, logbook, finding caches, website etc).

 

Caller: why?

 

Me: why what?

 

Caller: why do you do it?

 

Me: it's an interesting hobby and gets people outdoors onto the mountains?

 

Caller: I'm keeping the box. I want it

 

Me thinking... this is getting painful.......

 

Me: Tell you what, you keep the box if it makes you happy. Thanks for calling. Bye!!

 

Chris (MrB)

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Heh heh....you just couldn't make it up, could you?

 

I'm still chuckling away, now :laughing:

 

Reminds me of this email I got.......

 

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995

 

Radio communication released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95……..

 

Americans:-

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid collision

 

Canadians:-

Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision

 

Americans:-

This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert >YOUR course.

 

Canadians:-

No, I say again you divert YOUR course.

 

Americans:-

THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!

 

Canadians:-

This is a lighthouse……..YOUR CALL.

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This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995

 

I got that email several times myself. When taken as a joke, it is humorous............more so for the fact that the USS Missouri is a battleship, not an aircraft carrier.

 

Back on topic, I have gotten a good kick out of reading about this muggler. It reminds me of some of my customers.

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Phone call last night.

 

Caller: why?

 

Me: why what?

 

Caller: why do you do it?

 

Chris (MrB)

 

Sure it wasn't on 1st April?

 

me thinks you got a call from Pinehurst

 

:lol:

 

t4e, I'll have to explain about Pinehurst to MrB - but you're right, it was that sort of a conversation :D

 

We'll have to go off and check our caches to see which one has disappeared. We have a pretty good idea which one it may be.

 

MrsB

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