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Most probably 8 hours have passed...

 

So..........

 

Statistics say that 1 out of 4 humans is suffering from certain mental disturbance. Think your three better friends. If they are healthy, then you have problem.

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$300 for a Velcro Bra? What a rip off!

 

IRS: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

 

Next time you wave, use all your fingers!

 

Rehab Is for Quitters!

 

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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My uncle is well-known in my hometown for his gardening abilities. There's a family legend about him that goes like this (and ends in his one-liner!):

 

Someone from out-of-town stopped at Uncle John's in the fall and asked him if they could buy a hundred pounds of potatoes from him.

 

He thought for a moment and said, "I don't cut a potato in half for anybody."

 

:(

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it hasn't been 8 hrs yet for me but I just ran across this one which is geocaching related and my wife stared at me as I rolled around on the floor:

 

Quote from a cacher named Foo Man Joo

 

"I'm logging an FT on that one: F**K THAT!"

 

it makes me imagine a micro tied to a branch that dangles over a 1000 foot drop hundreds of miles in the wilderness

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#2 from my High School basketball coach, when he'd pass out jerseys to start the year, and eventually a new player would ask for a specific jersey number...

 

"If you have an issue, talk to the Polish philosopher, Tough Sh!tski!"

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ah! I just saw this now. I am so glad for the little pick me ups this morning...it is week two of a very long inlaws visit.

I sent them on a boat down the river today....for a wine cruise and a little peace and quiet (for me)

 

Here's one of my faves...

 

"Do I have to rip off your arm and beat you with it!?"

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Well.. to complete 8 hours... I need to wait for 5 minutes... but it is already 5 in the morning and I need some sleep! I hope it will be ok to post now... :D

 

"Two things are boundless, the universe and human stupidity, .....but I am not sure for the first!!!" :)

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