+TheAlabamaRambler Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Based on a recent poll of male geocachers, 93.4% said it was this girl... because she has nice legs, good cleavage, and looks hot in mismatched underwear. So does Snoogans, so that doesn't give her an advantage! Quote Link to comment
+Ambrosia Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I'd nominate Snoogans, but only because he has his finger on the pulse of completely destroying the hobby completely (a 5000 gallon vat of bison tubes and film canisters, I'm told). Thanks for the vote. Yes, it IS possible to love something to death. I'm like that abdominal snowman from that Bugs Bunny/Daffy Duck cartoon when it comes to geocaching. I just want to hug it and hug it and pet it and pet it until it don't move no more. Of course I meant abdominal. Didn't you see it too? I know how you feel. A fellow cacher nicknamed me Auntie Squishy (her daughter thinks it's my real name, now) years ago, after the episode in "Finding Nemo", where Dory tries to adopt the Jelly: Dory:I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy. [baby talk, the jellyfish stings her] Dory: Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy. Quote Link to comment
+Castle Mischief Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) Never mind. (Be the change... be the change...) Edited April 20, 2010 by Castle Mischief Quote Link to comment
+mtn-man Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I vote for bflin.... blfenj... flbnej... I vote for dog with glasses. Which one? A thread frought with cliquish and snobbish behavior that should die a quick death. Irony... calling a topic "snobbish" when the post doing so is the only snobbish post in the topic. Quote Link to comment
+StarBrand Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 My vote is for whoever is behind the account that is reviewing my latest cache submission.......... Quote Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 What would be the criteria for becoming the World's Most Powerful Cacher? Is this based on caching credentials or on pure human awesomeness? Would the cacher being nominated have to be a member of the geocache society for a prescribed number of years, or would a few months suffice? Is there a potential for an arch-nemisis to arise, who attempts to overthrow the delicate balance of peace? Might there even be a potential for violent and unrelenting civil war, geo-brother against geo-brother? Could that lead to a swift and bloody coup d'etat? What would be the age limits? Are we considering the possibility of past geocaching lives influencing the prowess of the nominee, like a geo- Dalai Lama? Would there be cake at the ceremony for everyone? More importantly, would there be a consideration for the possession of mediocre super powers (such as: always being able to arrive at the cache, regardless of the terrain rating, but always finds the way most covered with thorny bushes to get there)? Well...? I'm a noob-chop and I'd like to know... Quote Link to comment
+Sioneva Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 What would be the criteria for becoming the World's Most Powerful Cacher? Is this based on caching credentials or on pure human awesomeness? Would the cacher being nominated have to be a member of the geocache society for a prescribed number of years, or would a few months suffice? Is there a potential for an arch-nemisis to arise, who attempts to overthrow the delicate balance of peace? Might there even be a potential for violent and unrelenting civil war, geo-brother against geo-brother? Could that lead to a swift and bloody coup d'etat? What would be the age limits? Are we considering the possibility of past geocaching lives influencing the prowess of the nominee, like a geo- Dalai Lama? Would there be cake at the ceremony for everyone? More importantly, would there be a consideration for the possession of mediocre super powers (such as: always being able to arrive at the cache, regardless of the terrain rating, but always finds the way most covered with thorny bushes to get there)? Well...? I'm a noob-chop and I'd like to know... I suspect you are angling for Australia. Or maybe a place in the Evil League of Evil. Quote Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Evil League of Evil? How do you know my ex-boyfriend? Quote Link to comment
+Bergie Bunch Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I go with the dragon, he spits fire, the dogs will just tug on your pants leg or hump you. The dragon wields power Quote Link to comment
+Chrysalides Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I go with the dragon, he spits fire, the dogs will just tug on your pants leg or hump you. The dragon wields power Yeah, but every time the dragon is done with a cache, it's a "needs maintenance" log. Besides, I think some people frown on the "scorched earth" tactic of finding a geocache Quote Link to comment
+Harry Dolphin Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 My vote would go to one of the early, original geocachers, who helped define and develop Geocaching. My vote goes to cache_ninja! Quote Link to comment
+popokiiti Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I am simply the most powerful. I can clear out an entire city block after only just a single trip to Taco Bell. Power is not something to be abused... Some people will do anthing to get rid of muggles! You have my vote for making me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment
knowschad Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I vote for bflin.... blfenj... flbnej... I vote for dog with glasses. A thread frought with cliquish and snobbish behavior that should die a quick death. Sour grapes? Quote Link to comment
knowschad Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I go with the dragon, he spits fire, the dogs will just tug on your pants leg or hump you. The dragon wields power Oh, I don't know about that... Quote Link to comment
+Team Black-Cat Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I vote for bflin.... blfenj... flbnej... I vote for dog with glasses. Which one? Both. Or any. I couldn't find anything in the guidelines preventing me from doing this. Quote Link to comment
AZcachemeister Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Define 'Most Powerful'. On many expeditions I have not showered for over three weeks, and this in the heat of the American Southwest. When I arrive at the cache site, I am pretty 'powerful' to say the least. I'm not sure how this will stack up against the other 'powerful' Geocachers, but I'm ready to do my best. Quote Link to comment
+bittsen Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I go with the dragon, he spits fire, the dogs will just tug on your pants leg or hump you. The dragon wields power Yeah, but every time the dragon is done with a cache, it's a "needs maintenance" log. Besides, I think some people frown on the "scorched earth" tactic of finding a geocache Now that's misleading. Some of the caches are merely dried out when I leave. Quote Link to comment
+OzGuff Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 It must be Jeremy, since he could shut it all down with a click. I know that this activity is supposed to be family-friendly, but I mis-read the last word in the above posting. The "c" and the "l" sort of smooshed together to form a "d", which made me think that Jeremy really WAS the World's Most Powerful Cacher... Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 I go with the dragon, he spits fire Don't most tales involving dragons end up with the dragon dead and the townspeaople celebrating? My vote goes to PuppyMonster. Now there's a pooch with awesome power! Quote Link to comment
+GeoGeeBee Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Vote early, vote often! I'm cuter then the dragon!* * Well, probably not, but who's comparing? You are cuter, but the dragon doesn't confuse say "then" when he means "than." The Grammar Nazi (me) votes for the dragon. Quote Link to comment
+Castle Mischief Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 (edited) I'd nominate Snoogans, but only because he has his finger on the pulse of completely destroying the hobby completely (a 5000 gallon vat of bison tubes and film canisters, I'm told). That would have to be me, since I have already found every cache that will be hidden in my area in the next five years. Really. *Ahem* define "my area". I'm guessing the northern boundary of your area doesn't reach the Bangor/Garden City area and a certain puzzle cache that doesn't have your signature in it... On reflection, the above might be read that I was trying to say that TAR would log a find that he did not actually locate in the field- and sign the physical log for. What I meant to say, in planer English, is that I have a cache that may be in his area that he hasn't sought out yet- and therefor does not have his signature in it. Sorry for the confusion, TAR. Edited April 21, 2010 by Castle Mischief Quote Link to comment
+Sioneva Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Vote early, vote often! I'm cuter then the dragon!* * Well, probably not, but who's comparing? You are cuter, but the dragon doesn't confuse say "then" when he means "than." The Grammar Nazi (me) votes for the dragon. Plainly, what I meant was I'm cuter... then comes the dragon! IE, the dragon is the next cutest. Yep. That's what I meant. Uh-huh! So vote for me... Quote Link to comment
knowschad Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Vote early, vote often! I'm cuter then the dragon!* * Well, probably not, but who's comparing? You are cuter, but the dragon doesn't confuse say "then" when he means "than." The Grammar Nazi (me) votes for the dragon. Plainly, what I meant was I'm cuter... then comes the dragon! IE, the dragon is the next cutest. Yep. That's what I meant. Uh-huh! So vote for me... Guess we need a Comma Nazi here, then. Quote Link to comment
+Frank Broughton Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 (edited) Based on a recent poll of male geocachers, 93.4% said it was this girl... because she has nice legs, good cleavage, and looks hot in mismatched underwear. So does Snoogans, so that doesn't give her an advantage! lol - do not be in the middle of drinking some orange juice when reading this... BTW I vote for Brain too! Edited April 21, 2010 by Frank Broughton Quote Link to comment
+Chrysalides Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Vote early, vote often! I'm cuter then the dragon!* * Well, probably not, but who's comparing? You are cuter, but the dragon doesn't confuse say "then" when he means "than." The Grammar Nazi (me) votes for the dragon. I have to thank the great people in these forums for teaching me yet another thing : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law Quote Link to comment
+Chrysalides Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 BTW I vote for Brain too! World's #1 geocacher is not going to appreciate you mangling his name. Unless, of course, you mean this one. Quote Link to comment
+ArcherDragoon Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Can we vote for ourselves? Sorry, as ratified in the Accords of 1638, dragons have no rights to vote. Good...I'm a Dragoon...so I just missed that one!!! Quote Link to comment
+Scubasonic Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Based on a recent poll of male geocachers, 93.4% said it was this girl... because she has nice legs, good cleavage, and looks hot in mismatched underwear. So does Snoogans, so that doesn't give her an advantage! No that's a joke SS Quote Link to comment
+edscott Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Vote early, vote often! I'm cuter then the dragon!* * Well, probably not, but who's comparing? You are cuter, but the dragon doesn't confuse say "then" when he means "than." The Grammar Nazi (me) votes for the dragon. Careful... cant' talk about that.. even the illiterate log/grammar thread was shut down for having nothing to do with caching. Quote Link to comment
+Frank Broughton Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 BTW I vote for Brain too! World's #1 geocacher is not going to appreciate you mangling his name. Unless, of course, you mean this one. Nope not that one, I did mangle his name! Opps.... briansnat - there ya go, better now! Quote Link to comment
+lil_cav_wings Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 the dogs will just tug on your pants leg or hump you. Hey, that describes most of the 18-21 year old males I know too. Quote Link to comment
+thedeadpirate Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Brainsnat. Is that like the zombie version? Quote Link to comment
+sseegars Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Based on a recent poll of male geocachers, 93.4% said it was this girl... because she has nice legs, good cleavage, and looks hot in mismatched underwear. I was going to ask what you meant then my wife looked at your post and showed me that you had written something above the lovely picture. Somehow I missed that the first time. Quote Link to comment
+Ambrosia Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Brainsnat. Is that like the zombie version? "Brain Dead" "All You Need is Brains" "Atomic Brain Invasion" Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Based on a recent poll of male geocachers, 93.4% said it was this girl... because she has nice legs, good cleavage, and looks hot in mismatched underwear. So does Snoogans, so that doesn't give her an advantage! No that's a joke SS Well..... Ed knows me better than you do dude. My wife agrees with his post. Quote Link to comment
+DragonsWest Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) Regarding 'Poweful' I think it's purely subjective - could be someone with a huge number of finds (like Lee) or a huge number of hides, or maintains their caches regularly, or goes out on heroic treks to the remotest locations for only a scant few finds, or someone with a jeep who goes down mining roads in 108 degree heat, is the most well-roundedest cacher, or solved the most puzzles or whatever. It's a fun thread to read, anyway. Edited April 26, 2010 by DragonsWest Quote Link to comment
+TreeSqueezers Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 ...and here I was thinking that as with everything else, it would have to be Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment
+DragonsWest Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 ...and here I was thinking that as with everything else, it would have to be Chuck Norris. Does he Geocache? I heard he counted too infinity, twice. Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I heard he counted too infinity, twice. Snopes has debunked that myth. The truth is, he beat up Jack Bauer, forcing him to do the counting. Quote Link to comment
+EscapeFromFlatland Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Do we have any known elected officials that geocache? If not, we'll have to get me on the 2012 ballot out here in Oregon. Quote Link to comment
+joespaz Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Regarding the term, "Powerful"... are we talking B.O. here? Can I vote for myself? Quote Link to comment
cache_ninja Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 My vote would go to one of the early, original geocachers, who helped define and develop Geocaching. My vote goes to cache_ninja! ! Quote Link to comment
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