+usyoopers Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Funny you mentioned that option...although I opted not to employ the "male" or "female" tag, choosing instead to be a tad bit more creative. I'm certainly no genius however. That should fix the problem for ya! Link to comment
+okie-wan Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Bittsen's a genius? Yes, Bittsen is a confirmed genius. Bittsen is usually quite humble of it but Bittsen believes some people should know, in advance, of Bittsen's geniusness. Wonders never cease, eh? How's come yer don't come to the MENSA meetings anymore? We miss your rapier wit! And your dues are in arrears. You are incorrect, Sir. Following in the footsteps of my Uncle, I have declined membership in MENSA, though I have passed their test for membership. So, I am not in arrears on dues. My grandfather, however, was a member. Well, dang it, guess I gotta' give you that one. You going to tell us your score? I took the test too, way too easy and boring. Folded up my test sheet into an airplane and tossed it in Connecticut and it landed at Marine Corps Air Station Yuma, Az. I do enjoy our banter, however, we will NEVER agree on politics! My grandfather was a Jedi Knight! Link to comment
stebu Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 C'mon! You're waisting my time with all this wittisicim. And what comes to sex, the less you reveal the sexier it is! Link to comment
+bittsen Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Bittsen's a genius? Yes, Bittsen is a confirmed genius. Bittsen is usually quite humble of it but Bittsen believes some people should know, in advance, of Bittsen's geniusness. Wonders never cease, eh? How's come yer don't come to the MENSA meetings anymore? We miss your rapier wit! And your dues are in arrears. You are incorrect, Sir. Following in the footsteps of my Uncle, I have declined membership in MENSA, though I have passed their test for membership. So, I am not in arrears on dues. My grandfather, however, was a member. Well, dang it, guess I gotta' give you that one. You going to tell us your score? I took the test too, way too easy and boring. Folded up my test sheet into an airplane and tossed it in Connecticut and it landed at Marine Corps Air Station Yuma, Az. I do enjoy our banter, however, we will NEVER agree on politics! My grandfather was a Jedi Knight! Many don't realize that the "test" for MENSA is not always a "test" that you take to get into MENSA. In fact, you can qaulify in many ways and forms. Because you asked, I will allow you to have a little insight. I first qualified for MENSA when I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade. Yes, you can become a MENSA member that young. My parents didn't want me to be acknowledged that way but I was put into advanced learning. For many reasons (unrelated to intelligence) I left the advanced learning curriculum. I then qualified for MENSA two other times before I graduated high school. I can say I have no idea what test(s) i was given when I was in 2nd and 3rd grades. I only remember that there was a big deal being made about me being in the "wrong classes" and having to meet with a lot of different people taking a LOT of on the spot exams. My "score" was simply that I qualified, as best as I can remember. You are right. We will never agree on politics. I'm simply too open minded to follow your political trail. ~LOL~ Link to comment
+bittsen Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 C'mon! You're waisting my time with all this wittisicim. And what comes to sex, the less you reveal the sexier it is! Some people find that high IQs are sexy. I'm still waiting to meet someone who doesn't think I'm a garden variety geek. It's a good thing I was born pretty! Link to comment
+Chrysalides Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Seem to recall an old joke where in a form, by the box marked "Sex", someone filled in "yes". To Chad's friend : why did you think sbell is a chick? I thought sbell is a rabbit. Link to comment
jholly Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Seem to recall an old joke where in a form, by the box marked "Sex", someone filled in "yes". To Chad's friend : why did you think sbell is a chick? I thought sbell is a rabbit. A Rabbit? Clearly a dog. Oh, you mean the thing the dog is eating? Link to comment
+okie-wan Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Bittsen's a genius? Yes, Bittsen is a confirmed genius. Bittsen is usually quite humble of it but Bittsen believes some people should know, in advance, of Bittsen's geniusness. Wonders never cease, eh? How's come yer don't come to the MENSA meetings anymore? We miss your rapier wit! And your dues are in arrears. You are incorrect, Sir. Following in the footsteps of my Uncle, I have declined membership in MENSA, though I have passed their test for membership. So, I am not in arrears on dues. My grandfather, however, was a member. Well, dang it, guess I gotta' give you that one. You going to tell us your score? I took the test too, way too easy and boring. Folded up my test sheet into an airplane and tossed it in Connecticut and it landed at Marine Corps Air Station Yuma, Az. I do enjoy our banter, however, we will NEVER agree on politics! My grandfather was a Jedi Knight! Many don't realize that the "test" for MENSA is not always a "test" that you take to get into MENSA. In fact, you can qaulify in many ways and forms. Because you asked, I will allow you to have a little insight. I first qualified for MENSA when I was in the 2nd or 3rd grade. Yes, you can become a MENSA member that young. My parents didn't want me to be acknowledged that way but I was put into advanced learning. For many reasons (unrelated to intelligence) I left the advanced learning curriculum. I then qualified for MENSA two other times before I graduated high school. I can say I have no idea what test(s) i was given when I was in 2nd and 3rd grades. I only remember that there was a big deal being made about me being in the "wrong classes" and having to meet with a lot of different people taking a LOT of on the spot exams. My "score" was simply that I qualified, as best as I can remember. You are right. We will never agree on politics. I'm simply too open minded to follow your political trail. ~LOL~ Now that's interesting. I was listening to our "mutual friend," Glenn Beck, a short while ago and he was talking about a 2 yr. old boy in England who is a genius. He was talking when he was 9 months old! Wish I could find out who the little guy is, that would make good reading there. Link to comment
knowschad Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I have a lot more respect for people who present themselves as they are. Woof!!! Link to comment
knowschad Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Worship the bow, for it is blue and pretty. I love it!!! You should make that your tagline! Link to comment
+Mudfrog Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Worship the bow, for it is blue and pretty. I love it!!! You should make that your tagline! Isn't blue a boy's color? Link to comment
jholly Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Worship the bow, for it is blue and pretty. I love it!!! You should make that your tagline! Isn't blue a boy's color? Yeah, but most boys I know don't wear a bow in their hair regardless of the color. Link to comment
+bittsen Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Now that's interesting. I was listening to our "mutual friend," Glenn Beck, a short while ago and he was talking about a 2 yr. old boy in England who is a genius. He was talking when he was 9 months old! Wish I could find out who the little guy is, that would make good reading there. OT, who is Glenn Beck? Link to comment
+Sioneva Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 (edited) Worship the bow, for it is blue and pretty. I love it!!! You should make that your tagline! Isn't blue a boy's color? Yeah, but most boys I know don't wear a bow in their hair regardless of the color. Besides, it's baby blue, not 'i'm-so-manly' blue! And I hate pink. Edited December 18, 2009 by Sioneva Link to comment
knowschad Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I disagree That, my friend, should become the forum slogan!!! Link to comment
+Chrysalides Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I disagree That, my friend, should become the forum slogan!!! I disagree! (sorry, just had to do it) Link to comment
knowschad Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I disagree That, my friend, should become the forum slogan!!! I disagree! (sorry, just had to do it) You would! Link to comment
+FamilyDNA Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Worship the bow, for it is blue and pretty. I love it!!! You should make that your tagline! Isn't blue a boy's color? Yeah, but most boys I know don't wear a bow in their hair regardless of the color. Besides, it's baby blue, not 'i'm-so-manly' blue! And I hate pink. Purple? I like purple. Maybe I should get a purple bow. Link to comment
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