+TampaDude Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 (edited) Ever run into people like this guy??? *** Foul language warning *** the link below leads to a site that is not family friendly. http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/free-4-a...caching-336895/ While I don't know if a cache owner would have any legal recourse (unless the cache was on their property), I'd imagine pissing off a lot of people you don't know is not a smart thing to do. Sooner or later, you're gonna regret it. Moderator edit: add foul language warning to the link. Edited January 11, 2009 by Moose Mob Quote Link to comment
+wimseyguy Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 They're called cache maggots and just want attention. Give it to them and they thrive; ignore them and hopefully they go away. Quote Link to comment
+TampaDude Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 They're called cache maggots and just want attention. Give it to them and they thrive; ignore them and hopefully they go away. Cache maggots...heh heh...I like that... Quote Link to comment
+JohnnyVegas Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Ever run into people like this guy??? http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/free-4-a...caching-336895/ While I don't know if a cache owner would have any legal recourse (unless the cache was on their property), I'd imagine pissing off a lot of people you don't know is not a smart thing to do. Sooner or later, you're gonna regret it. WHat you do is make your caches Members only caches, most if these idiot are not going to want to pay for premium mebership. With the MO statis of your cache at least yours are going to be protected. I had a problem about a year and a half ago with some one destrouying my caches. For some reason my caches got targeted. I just made all my caches Members only caches, some of them I even relocated just enough so that I they had the coordinates they would not be the correct ones. To this almost all my hides are members only hides. And the problem of my caches being destroyed has not been an issue. Quote Link to comment
+TampaDude Posted January 11, 2009 Author Share Posted January 11, 2009 Ever run into people like this guy??? http://www.tampaforums.com/forums/free-4-a...caching-336895/ While I don't know if a cache owner would have any legal recourse (unless the cache was on their property), I'd imagine pissing off a lot of people you don't know is not a smart thing to do. Sooner or later, you're gonna regret it. WHat you do is make your caches Members only caches, most if these idiot are not going to want to pay for premium mebership. With the MO statis of your cache at least yours are going to be protected. I had a problem about a year and a half ago with some one destrouying my caches. For some reason my caches got targeted. I just made all my caches Members only caches, some of them I even relocated just enough so that I they had the coordinates they would not be the correct ones. To this almost all my hides are members only hides. And the problem of my caches being destroyed has not been an issue. Thanks for the tip! I'll remember that if and when I start placing caches. For now, I'm just hunting, and there are far too many caches out there for someone to mess with them all, so I'm not worried about some lazy, bitter person like that. In your situation, it sounds like someone had a beef against you personally, not against geocaching in general. If someone was vandalizing caches in a certain area, it would be fairly easy to bait him or her with a new cache and catch him or her in the act. Quote Link to comment
+Vater_Araignee Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 (edited) Lets look at a lame scale. 10 being the least lame and zero being the most. Now lets take this guys opinion and assign Geocaching a 0. Now we use logic and assign finding and destroying caches -1. I mean if finding a cache to sign a log is lame then funding a cache to destroy it has to be that much more lame. Frankly If I'm approaching GZ and I see some one taking a dump in a container that fits the size range of what I'm hunting, then my steel toe is gonna meet a soft target. ~~~edit~~~ spelling Edited January 11, 2009 by Vater_Araignee Quote Link to comment
+Walkworthy & Wife Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Ever run into people like this guy??? Yes I have many years ago, but not Geocaching. This guy should be easy to recognise because his breath would stink to high heaven. I am guessing that by his language. He must get up in the morning and gargle with raw sewage. Quote Link to comment
+Walkworthy & Wife Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Frankly If I'm approaching GZ and I see some one taking a dump in a container that fits the size range of what I'm hunting, then my steel toe is gonna meet a soft target. Your reply reminded me of a cache my son-in-law and I found in the Fayetteville, NC area. It was a cache hidden back in some medium sized second growth. We didn't find the cache, but we did find a place where an individual decided he had to take a dump. Whether they knew a cache was hidden there or not, we have no idea. But it hastened or departure. Quote Link to comment
+Vinny & Sue Team Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Well, first, if you will take the time to visit the Tampa forum and read the thread, you will discover that the person on that forum who originated the "let's trash geocaches" post turns out to be under house arrest for a previous offense. Even better, it seems that her/his vocabulary is limited largely to the "F" word, which is really impressive. sigh...! Next, if you are truly worried about the possibility of your caches being destroyed or stolen, you may wish to change them to Premium member only caches; that drastically limits the number of vermin that can view the cache listing page and discover the cache waypoint coordinates. It also offers other helpful options as well, such as the visitor log. Lastly, if such behaviors do become a problem in your area, and assuming that it is legal or at least somewhat permissible under the local laws of your region, territory, or country, the most expeditious, smooth and trouble-free way to address the situation may simply be to hire an ultra-assassin to quickly and quietly take out the clueless offender. These professional assassins are highly-trained, often have extensive military and paramilitary backgrounds, provide their own equipment and tools, travel anywhere in world to reach jobsites, and will often get the job done within 12 to 24 hours of your first call, assuming that you have an expeditious method of getting funds to them quickly (some of the agencies even accept Paypal.) Although there are many agencies serving this field, the agency that seems to be most frequently used by geocachers for dealing with problem cachers (i.e., cache pirates, cache thieves, coin thieves, etc.) -- and yes, they do have a website -- is Hired Assassin Agency (aka HAA) . This particular service also offers Eyewitness Elimination Services (EES) as part and parcel of its normal "hit" package. Please do not pursue this route unless it is legal in your region or country, and unless you are fully comfortable with this pathway on a moral and ethical level. Have fun! . Quote Link to comment
+Proud Soccer Mom Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Oh crap. The maggot wannabe is in Florida. Quote Link to comment
+joranda Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Quote Link to comment
+Proud Soccer Mom Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Here you go. Quote Link to comment
+Vater_Araignee Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Here you go. RN PH, Your my new temporary hero! Quote Link to comment
+Crow-T-Robot Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Someone should set up a Mega-Event near his house. Bruce Quote Link to comment
+buttaskotch Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Read through their posts, sounds like frat boys who have way too much time on their hands. I mean come on, its not someone on house arrest is a bastion of public decency. But really, if the do tamper with the caches, perhaps legal recourse could be enacted, especially since they are dumb enough to put it on a public forum for us to read and possibly be able to source their IP address and find them GPS or not. Hmmm, that could be a sport in & of it self! Quote Link to comment
+Tahoein' Bunch Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Well Maybe if he had been Geocaching instead of Banana skiding or whatever he would not be on house arrest. Playing with his Ken doll. We have some maggots up here too just messing with one cacher though, And she has no idea why. Quote Link to comment
+Mredria Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Are... are we feeding the trolls right now? Quote Link to comment
+Tahoein' Bunch Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Are... are we feeding the trolls right now? youre probly right...... Quote Link to comment
+swfirefly Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Oh crap. The maggot wannabe is in Florida. ...and he's in my town! Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) Are... are we feeding the trolls right now? youre probly right...... Yeah, but Funk's thread was a fun read. A lame little weiner on house arrest calling everyone here lame and a homo and threatening to take a dump in caches. How old is he? He sounds about 13, so I'm betting 19. Too funny. I haven't had such a good laugh in quite some time. He needs to save his allowance money. He'll need it to buy cigaretts in prison with that kind of attitude. Big "L" BTW Funk. I'm laughing at you. Not with you. Thanks so much for entertaining me. Edited January 12, 2009 by Snoogans Quote Link to comment
Mr.Yuck Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 They're called cache maggots and just want attention. Give it to them and they thrive; ignore them and hopefully they go away. Cache maggots...heh heh...I like that... Man, what an F-bomb filled forum that is. Yeah, these "cache maggots" have been around since very early on, all over the place. Members only caches were basically created to combat them. Funny, two caches (within .1 mile of each other) were crapped in about 5 years apart in my area. There's a series of like 6 letterboxes along the same section of rail trail. I always wondered if the letterboxes were pooped in..... Yeah, that is definitely some punk kid on that forum. They never can seem to find the capital key on their keyboard, can they? Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 (edited) Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Here you go. Dude. Get it right! It's FLUFFY Bunnies & Kittens. Ya never, NEVER leave yer BUNNIES behind!!! Edited January 12, 2009 by Snoogans Quote Link to comment
+Cav Scout Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 keystone? Are... are we feeding the trolls right now? youre probly right...... Yeah, but Funk's thread was a fun read. A lame little weiner on house arrest calling everyone here lame and a homo and threatening to take a dump in caches. How old is he? He sounds about 13, so I'm betting 19. Too funny. I haven't had such a good laugh in quite some time. He needs to save his allowance money. He'll need it to buy cigaretts in prison with that kind of attitude. Big "L" BTW Funk. I'm laughing at you. Not with you. Thanks so much for entertaining me. Quote Link to comment
+Clarkbowman Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Here you go. Dude. Get it right! It's FLUFFY Bunnies & Kittens. Ya never, NEVER leave yer BUNNIES behind!!! But neither taste as good as the Cotton Candy Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 How old is he? He sounds about 13, so I'm betting 19. Close. Assuming his publicly linked MySpace account is accurate, he's 22. Gotta love goobers. They make normal people look so much better. Quote Link to comment
+Vater_Araignee Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Here you go. Dude. Get it right! It's FLUFFY Bunnies & Kittens. Ya never, NEVER leave yer BUNNIES behind!!! But neither taste as good as the Cotton Candy I only see 2 food items there. I'll give you a hint "They aint pink with a cone sticking outta their butts". Quote Link to comment
+Proud Soccer Mom Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 That's the cutest darn picture I've ever seen. Awwwwwww! Quote Link to comment
+TampaDude Posted January 12, 2009 Author Share Posted January 12, 2009 My apologies for the profanity in the linked thread. Pretty much all of it occurred after I posted the link here. Yeah, TampaForums is not regulated for profanity, nor maturity either, it appears. Again, folks, click at your own risk. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) How old is he? He sounds about 13, so I'm betting 19. Close. Assuming his publicly linked MySpace account is accurate, he's 22. Gotta love goobers. They make normal people look so much better. Wow! My mental picture was soooo CLOSE. Love, love, LOVE the whole "Two in the pink...yadda yadda" pose. That's reeeeally gonna impress potential employers when they do some net digging on him when he tries to join the work force. Lookin' forward to them trolling the thread as they threatend on their forum. This is THE BEST thread in months. IMO. Edited January 13, 2009 by Snoogans Quote Link to comment
+KD7MXI Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 he states that he is a GENTLEMAN Quote Link to comment
+Proud Soccer Mom Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 This is THE BEST thread in months. IMO. I <3 this thread, too! Quote Link to comment
+TrailGators Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 That's the cutest darn picture I've ever seen. Awwwwwww! That is a cool picture! Quote Link to comment
+joranda Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Why would the mods allow this thread to go on knowing that it leads to language like that? Here you go. Dude. Get it right! It's FLUFFY Bunnies & Kittens. Ya never, NEVER leave yer BUNNIES behind!!! Who yelled all you can eat buffet? Quote Link to comment
+Vater_Araignee Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) How old is he? He sounds about 13, so I'm betting 19. Close. Assuming his publicly linked MySpace account is accurate, he's 22. Gotta love goobers. They make normal people look so much better. Wow! My mental picture was soooo CLOSE. Love, love, LOVE the whole "Two in the pink...yadda yadda" pose. That's reeeeally gonna impress potential employers when they do some net digging on him when he tries to join the work force. ~clip~ That would be index up center fingers together pinky down. But then again he does resemble an Urban Billy Jim Jo Bob Haws so maybe he thinks he is doing it right. Or he is so extremely stupid that he is flashing a sign he obviously has no affiliation with and if we are lucky he'll get popped, better yet plugged then popped. <<removed by moderator>> <---not for nambipambies to translate. Edited January 13, 2009 by Moose Mob Quote Link to comment
+Proud Soccer Mom Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) <<removed>> <---not for nambipambies to translate. How uncouth! (I was waiting for somebody to say something blue so I could throw out the zork reference) By the way, who amoung us can't just read coded words by now? Edited January 13, 2009 by Moose Mob Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 By the way, who amoung us can't just read coded words by now? I can't. Quote Link to comment
+TrailGators Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) By the way, who amoung us can't just read coded words by now? I can't. Here is a hint decoder. But trust me, you are better off not decoding it. Edited January 13, 2009 by TrailGators Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 By the way, who amoung us can't just read coded words by now? I can't. Here is a hint decoder. But trust me, you are better off not decoding it. Already did. They were just talkin' about destiny over on the Tampa forum. I'd call it prophetic. Gotta love the little weiners. It's like watching a really poorly written episode of Beavis and Butthead. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 How old is he? He sounds about 13, so I'm betting 19. Close. Assuming his publicly linked MySpace account is accurate, he's 22. Gotta love goobers. They make normal people look so much better. Wow! My mental picture was soooo CLOSE. Love, love, LOVE the whole "Two in the pink...yadda yadda" pose. That's reeeeally gonna impress potential employers when they do some net digging on him when he tries to join the work force. ~clip~ That would be index up center fingers together pinky down. But then again he does resemble an Urban Billy Jim Jo Bob Haws so maybe he thinks he is doing it right. Or he is so extremely stupid that he is flashing a sign he obviously has no affiliation with and if we are lucky he'll get popped, better yet plugged then popped. <<removed by moderator>> <---not for nambipambies to translate. Well, I was gonna post that you got it wrong yourself, but they beat me to it in classic fashion in their forum thread on page 6. Yer gonna love it. I saved the address if the link gets cut. Anyone that wants it can pm me... Quote Link to comment
+Too Tall John Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just sent the following to the "Tampa Forums" webmaster, as well as a similar letter to the local Chamber of Commerce: This thread:<Don't need to include the address again. I'll save the mods a step if they decide to remove the link.> is way out of hand. As an avid geocacher, I find the discussion disturbing. Allowing serious discussion of what amounts to vandalism go unmoderated is irresponsible at best. Allowing a known criminal (Funk) to incite others to leave feces for others, including small children, to find would be considered criminal by many. I know many a geocacher who would pay good money to take you to court over this. Doesn't matter who would win or loose, you'd still have to pay to defend yourself. Wouldn't it be simpler to have a passable excuse of a moderator on this board? As a cacher who will plan trips based on where I want to cache, I think I will be avoiding your region based on what I've read here. I'll be sending a message to your local Cambers of Commerce telling them what I think about this forum that apparently claims to represent the region. We'll see what they think about this, as well. Maybe they'll have the sense and the connections to shut this board down altogether. Sincerely, Too Tall John That's right, hit 'em where it hurts. I bet someone on the local CoC knows Funk's parole officer, too... Quote Link to comment
BassMasterCHS Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just sent the following to the "Tampa Forums" webmaster, as well as a similar letter to the local Chamber of Commerce: This thread:<Don't need to include the address again. I'll save the mods a step if they decide to remove the link.> is way out of hand. As an avid geocacher, I find the discussion disturbing. Allowing serious discussion of what amounts to vandalism go unmoderated is irresponsible at best. Allowing a known criminal (Funk) to incite others to leave feces for others, including small children, to find would be considered criminal by many. I know many a geocacher who would pay good money to take you to court over this. Doesn't matter who would win or loose, you'd still have to pay to defend yourself. Wouldn't it be simpler to have a passable excuse of a moderator on this board? As a cacher who will plan trips based on where I want to cache, I think I will be avoiding your region based on what I've read here. I'll be sending a message to your local Cambers of Commerce telling them what I think about this forum that apparently claims to represent the region. We'll see what they think about this, as well. Maybe they'll have the sense and the connections to shut this board down altogether. Sincerely, Too Tall John That's right, hit 'em where it hurts. I bet someone on the local CoC knows Funk's parole officer, too... I applaud you for doing this,I'd like to see any results from this. Fortunately, every GeoCacher I've met here in Tampa is pretty darn cool. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just sent the following to the "Tampa Forums" webmaster, as well as a similar letter to the local Chamber of Commerce: This thread:<Don't need to include the address again. I'll save the mods a step if they decide to remove the link.> is way out of hand. As an avid geocacher, I find the discussion disturbing. Allowing serious discussion of what amounts to vandalism go unmoderated is irresponsible at best. Allowing a known criminal (Funk) to incite others to leave feces for others, including small children, to find would be considered criminal by many. I know many a geocacher who would pay good money to take you to court over this. Doesn't matter who would win or loose, you'd still have to pay to defend yourself. Wouldn't it be simpler to have a passable excuse of a moderator on this board? As a cacher who will plan trips based on where I want to cache, I think I will be avoiding your region based on what I've read here. I'll be sending a message to your local Cambers of Commerce telling them what I think about this forum that apparently claims to represent the region. We'll see what they think about this, as well. Maybe they'll have the sense and the connections to shut this board down altogether. Sincerely, Too Tall John That's right, hit 'em where it hurts. I bet someone on the local CoC knows Funk's parole officer, too... I applaud you for doing this,I'd like to see any results from this. Fortunately, every GeoCacher I've met here in Tampa is pretty darn cool. ROFLMAO I bet funky chicken is feeling some dampness. It wouldn't be hard to find his probation officer either with all the information on hand. We have his age, a picture, and we know he most probably wears an ankle monitor. What he is proposing/inciting others to do IS an offense and most likely would violate him from his probation if someone took a soiled cache to his P.O. It doesn't even have to be his urine/fecal matter because of his incitement to get others to do it. Imagine that. He could start learning how to be a real grown up criminal in jail right away instead of the petulent little weiner criminal he tries to be online.... and poorly at that. 22 is old enough for some big boy lessons. Now who wants to pull the trigger and take action. If it were in my home areas, I wouldn't waste my time on such a bothersome gnat even if one of my own caches were hit. Now, if my little boy came into contact with one of his soiled caches. The gloves would come off. Quote Link to comment
Clan Riffster Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just sent the following to the "Tampa Forums" webmaster What's sad is the sticky threads for that forum specifically prohibit the exact same type of behavior 9/10th of the participants in the thread are displaying. Threats of moderation, without the consequence of moderation, apparently result in verbal anarchy. Quote Link to comment
+Snoogans Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I can't even imagine why anyone would choose to be so downright nasty. I mean if we all went and replaced their bong water with Pine Sol they would be upset. Okayyy, hooooo. Okay.... That was from another thread, but it sure applies here. Quote Link to comment
+mfamilee Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) It appears their geocaching bashing forum was locked this morning. Edited January 13, 2009 by mfamilee Quote Link to comment
+Too Tall John Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 It appears their geocaching bashing forum was locked this morning. ...and I got the following from Zate, the closer of the thread, in response to my message:Feel free to take who ever you like to court John, it wont be us. While I dont support anything in that thread, hating on geocaching isnt against the rules of TF. We arent responsible for what our users like and dislike. However, signing up for other forums to harass them IS against our rules and I've slapped a 7 day ban on 2 of the instigators. i'm sure that probably wont stop them from hating on geocaching, but it will stop them from using our forums to do it. Zate On the 1st part, he's wrong, we could take him to court. We wouldn't win, but the point was to get him to pay attention. It worked. See 2nd part. As far as how Funk feels about all this, all he knows is he's been banned from both forums. Perhaps ignorance is bliss. Oh, wait, he demonstrated signs of that before he was banned... Quote Link to comment
+D-Roc Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 It appears their geocaching bashing forum was locked this morning. ...and I got the following from Zate, the closer of the thread, in response to my message:Feel free to take who ever you like to court John, it wont be us. While I dont support anything in that thread, hating on geocaching isnt against the rules of TF. We arent responsible for what our users like and dislike. However, signing up for other forums to harass them IS against our rules and I've slapped a 7 day ban on 2 of the instigators. i'm sure that probably wont stop them from hating on geocaching, but it will stop them from using our forums to do it. Zate On the 1st part, he's wrong, we could take him to court. We wouldn't win, but the point was to get him to pay attention. It worked. See 2nd part. As far as how Funk feels about all this, all he knows is he's been banned from both forums. Perhaps ignorance is bliss. Oh, wait, he demonstrated signs of that before he was banned... Interesting the only reason he/she banned the offenders is because they signed up on this forum to harass. Nothing about the exessive language. I guess they are ok with that. Quote Link to comment
+ZSandmann Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Too bad it got closed, that was about the most humorous tirade I've come across in quite a while. Quote Link to comment
Mr.Yuck Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I just sent the following to the "Tampa Forums" webmaster What's sad is the sticky threads for that forum specifically prohibit the exact same type of behavior 9/10th of the participants in the thread are displaying. Threats of moderation, without the consequence of moderation, apparently result in verbal anarchy. Man, I've never seen anything like that even on usenet!! Verbal anarchy it is. Funk is really going to mess with geocaches now. Except that house arrest thing might make it a little difficult. Quote Link to comment
funkstuffs Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Seriously? You guys are about the most paranoid schizophrenics I have ever experienced in my entire life. I never had any intentions of actually defecating in your little fun boxes. But your enthusiasm for my actions prompts certain behavior to be distilled upon them. I smirk at the actions you people think are necessary. People like you guys make me more aware of my disdain for society in general, I hope you feel secure in your pathetic reaction to a judgement of your hobby, because it is laughable at best. I hope you guys can take a step back and took a good long look at yourself and understand your pathetic reactions. If you do ever stumble across a geocache that has been vandalized realize it was not me, because as much as I would love to inconvenience your day, it is honestly not worth my time. Have a wonderful day basking in your group efforts of being completely retarded. Quote Link to comment
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