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a name for people who dont geocach but know about geocaching


tsnyder88

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We need a name for people who don't geocach but know about geocaching.

I think there might actually be several layers to muggledom. Here is one possible analysis, breaking "muggle" down into its various sub-components:

 

One whose non-caching status results from ignorance: Iggle

 

One whose non-caching status results from apathy: Apple

 

One whose non-caching status results from having been banned by Groundspeak: Bangle

 

One whose non-caching status results from fear of danger: Dangle

 

One whose non-caching status results from archiving all their caches and stomping off in a huff: Disgruntle

 

One whose non-caching status results from simply never being able to keep up with the rest of the caching crowd: Straggle

 

One whose non-caching status results from being dried-up and way too old: Haggle

 

One whose non-caching status is merely intermittent and depends on one’s wild mood swings: Fickle

 

One whose non-caching status results from over dependence on psycho-active drugs: Giggle

 

One whose non-caching status results from living too far from any existing hides: Jungle

 

One whose non-caching status results from owning a defective compass: Angle

 

One whose non-caching status results from having choked on their Garmin: Gargle

 

One whose non-caching status results from being a Magellan owner: Mangle (Or maybe just "Lost.")

 

One whose non-caching status results from having parked on the wrong side of the freeway at the last cache one ever attempted: Froggle

 

One whose non-caching status results from being born fifteen centuries too early: Medieval

 

One whose non-caching status results from being born five thousand centuries too early: Neander-tle

 

One whose non-caching status results from being entirely the wrong species: Seagull

 

One whose non-caching status results from accidentally becoming permanently stuck just inside a rock wall crevice: Spackle

 

:D:D:D

 

KBI, you crack me up!

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In keeping with the Harry Potter rules, I think Squib would actually be incorrect in this context. A Squib is defined as one who is born of magical or wizarding parents but possess no magical powers themselves. So since my mom geocaches but my dad doesn't that makes me a half-blood. Since both my grandparents were dead before the geocaching even existed and my dad has no interest, he'd be a Squib. But if he did have an interest he'd be Muggle-born or a Mudblood. So muggle doesn't really work in this context either.

 

I know way too much about Harry Potter. Loser.

 

Geo-poser

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In keeping with the Harry Potter rules, I think Squib would actually be incorrect in this context. A Squib is defined as one who is born of magical or wizarding parents but possess no magical powers themselves. So since my mom geocaches but my dad doesn't that makes me a half-blood. Since both my grandparents were dead before the geocaching even existed and my dad has no interest, he'd be a Squib. But if he did have an interest he'd be Muggle-born or a Mudblood. So muggle doesn't really work in this context either.

 

I know way too much about Harry Potter. Loser.

 

Geo-poser

 

Huh? :)

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In keeping with the Harry Potter rules, I think Squib would actually be incorrect in this context. A Squib is defined as one who is born of magical or wizarding parents but possess no magical powers themselves. So since my mom geocaches but my dad doesn't that makes me a half-blood. Since both my grandparents were dead before the geocaching even existed and my dad has no interest, he'd be a Squib. But if he did have an interest he'd be Muggle-born or a Mudblood. So muggle doesn't really work in this context either.

 

I know way too much about Harry Potter. Loser.

 

Geo-poser

 

Huh? :ph34r:

 

I quoted the first post and I thought that a good name would be geo-posser

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Prepare yourself, I'm also about to totally dork out.

 

I'm pretty sure they're still muggles. Hermione Granger's parents are referred to as muggles, if I remember correctly, and they are obviously aware of the magic world. I don't think muggle-ness is dependent on knowledge or ignorance, but rather engagement and ability.

 

And yeah, I agree that squib is the wrong word. That would be someone whose family geocaches but they can't.

 

[/dork out]

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