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Rockin Roddy

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Respect those around you, WATCH for all users of the roads.

 

 

The young yooper came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Toivo, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!" Toivo replied, "Did you see who it was?" The yooper answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH! - Munising Michigan's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Michigan Tech University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Munising. Munising search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

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Da Yooper Creation Story

 

In da beginning there was nuttin'

Den on da first day God created the U.P.

On the second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish,

and da ducks.

On da third day He said "Let there be YOOPERS to roam the U.P."

On the fourth day He created da udder world down below,

and on da fifth day He said

"Let there be TROLLS to live in da world down below."

On da sixth day He created 'DA BRIDGE'

so da TROLLS would have a way to get to Heaven.

God saw it was good

and on the seventh day He went fishin'

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Respect those around you, WATCH for all users of the roads

Respect those around you, WATCH for all users of the roads.

 

 

You know you're a yOOper when:

 

- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard

 

- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled

with snow

 

- Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof

 

Yoopers: and here I thought it was just us Pennsyltuckians that dealt with that too...lol

 

On another note: I was out caching today. I was coming down the one 4 lane and saw police cars, fire trucks everywhere. As I got closer I saw a motorcycle laying on its side up against the guard rail. I dont know the details of the wreck yet, but as soon as I do I will post. Just hope all that were involved are ok and not seriously hurt.

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You know you're a yOOper when:

 

- You think the start of deer hunting season is a national

holiday .....(it isn't?????)

 

- Summer takes place the second week of July (and it still

rains!!)

 

- You know which leaves make good toilet paper

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usyoopers

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You know you're a yOOper when:

 

- You find -20F a little chilly

 

- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer

 

- You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest

jewelry and your snowmobile boots

 

- Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout

 

- You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter,

and Construction.

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You know you're a yOOper when:

 

- You have at least 10 favorite recipes for venison

 

- You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie

with only 8 buttons

 

- You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre"

 

- You actually 'get' these jokes, and share them with all your

friends! :laughing:

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