+flask Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 there's a series of caches near where i live that are named "momma d says ewwwww" which got me to thinking: we want to hide a multi called "everybody says ewwwww". stage one: container upholstered with gel dressing for that extra slimy feel, hidden in one o' them holes in trees that gets so much damp nasty stuff in them. stage two: ammocan filled with pond water from the get-go. stage three: coordinates in fake dog turd placed at boundary of dog park. i will appreciate your practical suggestions for additional stages. Quote Link to comment
+Moose Mob Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 For stage three, either use a real dog turd or put it under the lamp post cover in a dog run. That wiull give you the full effect. Quote Link to comment
+Bamboogirl Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Nothing quite says "ewwwww" like a nice hamster-filled cache in the middle of summer. Quote Link to comment
sdarken Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I found a cache that consisted of a small urine sample container filled with water dyed yellow with food coloring (at least that's what they said it was...). The log was in a separate sealed section under the lid but you had to open the lid to figure out (with relief) that you didn't have to put your hand into the liquid to get to the log. That would certainly qualify as an ewwww moment. I've also found a cache consisting of a bucket full of red dye filled with rubber fingers and eyeballs. The log was in a bison tube inserted into a finger. It couldn't be retrieved without dying your hands red. Quote Link to comment
+va griz Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Guess I'm too old to appreciate the attraction. I got over "eewwwww" over 20 years ago, but knock yourself out. Quote Link to comment
+Isonzo Karst Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I once DNF'ed a Mr Magneto on a doggie waste station in front of a Petsmart in NC. Easily the worst cache I ever not quite seen...... ewwwww I DNFed from about 15 feet, once the cache description and the full reality of where the coords were taking me hit. Quote Link to comment
+flask Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 Guess I'm too old to appreciate the attraction. I got over "eewwwww" over 20 years ago, but knock yourself out. it's a case of "do one to others".... Quote Link to comment
+NYPaddleCacher Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 there's a series of caches near where i live that are named "momma d says ewwwww" which got me to thinking: we want to hide a multi called "everybody says ewwwww". stage one: container upholstered with gel dressing for that extra slimy feel, hidden in one o' them holes in trees that gets so much damp nasty stuff in them. stage two: ammocan filled with pond water from the get-go. stage three: coordinates in fake dog turd placed at boundary of dog park. i will appreciate your practical suggestions for additional stages. A bison tube stuck in the south end of a north bound, but recently embalmed peacock. Quote Link to comment
+Mudfrog Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 there's a series of caches near where i live that are named "momma d says ewwwww" which got me to thinking: we want to hide a multi called "everybody says ewwwww". stage one: container upholstered with gel dressing for that extra slimy feel, hidden in one o' them holes in trees that gets so much damp nasty stuff in them. stage two: ammocan filled with pond water from the get-go. stage three: coordinates in fake dog turd placed at boundary of dog park. i will appreciate your practical suggestions for additional stages. A bison tube stuck in the south end of a north bound, but recently embalmed peacock. Why would it have to be embalmed? In my opinion, the use of roadkill, most any type would do, in one of the stages would definitely add some spice to the cache! Quote Link to comment
+flask Posted June 27, 2008 Author Share Posted June 27, 2008 real roadkill is so high maintenance. parenthetically, i have eaten roadkill. come across it on a november day and it's still warm? toss it in the truck! we're goin' to a bar-be-cue! Quote Link to comment
+Juicepig Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 buy a pig carcass, stuff the cache way up inside it. Make sure you keep the predators away! Quote Link to comment
+whistler & co. Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Anyone ever think to stick a bison tube inside a Tampax applicator then toss the whole thing under a shrub at the far end of a Walmart parking lot? That would really be EEEEEWWWWW! Quote Link to comment
+CrippledBlindSquirrel Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 Oh My God...Does the Doctor know you guys have escaped the facility? Quote Link to comment
+Renegade Knight Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 real roadkill is so high maintenance.... Animal graveyards are lower maintenance. Certain animal burrows and haunts are covered with offal. Anyplace that collects cobwebs like a bumper crop. slime mold. Some place that no matter how you do the cache you will come out looking like you were slopping in the dirt. An old abandoned outhouse. Yeah, it's long gone to compost but the thought will get some. In that vein one in that pretty blue water that graces modern portable outhouses. Quote Link to comment
AZcachemeister Posted June 28, 2008 Share Posted June 28, 2008 real roadkill is so high maintenance. parenthetically, i have eaten roadkill. come across it on a november day and it's still warm? toss it in the truck! we're goin' to a bar-be-cue! ME TOO! It was a pheasant, and it was still flopping around when I grabbed it. Quote Link to comment
+flask Posted June 28, 2008 Author Share Posted June 28, 2008 love the tampax idea. 'sides, a lot of my inheritance comes from tambrands. my grandfather figured it was a good investment. "as long as there are women", he said, "they'll sell tampax." and he worked for them. as for the roadkill, we came across a doe on our way to a day-long class-project-cum-wilderness survival picnic. we weren't allowed to eat anything we didn't find or catch. we had to make fire with a bowdrill and butcher the doe with stone knives we'd made ourselves. very paleolithic. yes, the teacher had an arrangement with the rangers for roadkilled deer. very convenient, that. finding the fresh one meant we didn't have to eat the one that'd been hanging the barn for a while. Quote Link to comment
+LadyCache Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 An old abandoned outhouse. Yeah, it's long gone to compost but the thought will get some. Have found two caches in outhouses, one while traveling from NE to TX and another in IA. The first one had the real stink to it and the IA one just had a musty odor. Avioded the first outhouse but finally had to go in, all the way in as this one had a little entrance to it, before finding it. Quote Link to comment
+Firespinner Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 There's one around here (or so I've heard...haven't looked for it myself) which is somehow rolled up in a pair of stained mens underwear decorated strategically with chocolate sauce and mustard. I guess the effect is supposed to be that some drunk had a massive 'accident' and ditched the underwear. Quote Link to comment
chuckr30 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 >>> Slime mold. While slime mold is pretty gross, it can move about, and will not stay on your cache. Fun fact, right? Quote Link to comment
+J-Way Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 real roadkill is so high maintenance. parenthetically, i have eaten roadkill. come across it on a november day and it's still warm? toss it in the truck! we're goin' to a bar-be-cue! ME TOO! It was a pheasant, and it was still flopping around when I grabbed it.Been there, ate that. But mine was a 4-point whitetail deer buck. I figured that since I was going to be out several hundred $$$ in bodywork on my car I might as well eat the cause. Quote Link to comment
+Star*Hopper Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Ammo can in a porta-john. You know where. ~* Quote Link to comment
+sbell111 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Ammo can in a porta-john. You know where. ~* I assume that your post has nothing to do with the previous one. Quote Link to comment
+gw89020 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Anywhere close to an RV dump station. I worked in a state park once and one day a week it was my turn to maintain and monitor the area. There's nothing quite like the smell of human waste that's been stored in a plastic tank at 95 degrees for 10 days. Quote Link to comment
+Star*Hopper Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Ammo can in a porta-john. You know where. ~* I assume that your post has nothing to do with the previous one. Well, I posted it after reading only the first 3-4....does that count? I sure hope doin' that was alright with you. Sure din't mean to P you O. How 'bout 2-lbs of raw chitlins in the hot summer sun -- feel better now? ~* Quote Link to comment
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