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Easter Jokes

 

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?

A: A good Easter.

 

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

A: Hoppy Easter!

 

Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"

A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

 

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A: A Hot Cross bunny.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A: A harenet.

 

Q: What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?

A: Thistle have to do!

 

Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?

A: Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

 

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?

A: Cheer up!

 

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

A: It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Making Ukrainian eggs is a laborious process. Eggs are decorated using a wax removal method. The designs are drawn onto the egg using a special stylus called a kitska. Then the eggs are dyed. The wax is melted away, leaving the design to show through the dye.

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Making Ukrainian eggs is a laborious process. Eggs are decorated using a wax removal method. The designs are drawn onto the egg using a special stylus called a kitska. Then the eggs are dyed. The wax is melted away, leaving the design to show through the dye.

 

I've seen and admired some but can't afford any. They are So beautiful :huh:

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I sure do hope that Everybody had an egg cellent Easter :huh:

 

I'd have to say that it went really well. I did not eat very much candy so I feel

 

pretty good about that. And we did give candy to our daughter but for the most

 

part we gave her lots of money in her easter eggs. I am really lucky because

 

there was so much food at my folks place that we took some home and got to

 

have it for lunch today. The Easter bunny gave me a few more ice fishing jigs,

 

SWEET!!! :)

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I sure do hope that Everybody had an egg cellent Easter :huh:

 

I'd have to say that it went really well. I did not eat very much candy so I feel

 

pretty good about that. And we did give candy to our daughter but for the most

 

part we gave her lots of money in her easter eggs. I am really lucky because

 

there was so much food at my folks place that we took some home and got to

 

have it for lunch today. The Easter bunny gave me a few more ice fishing jigs,

 

SWEET!!! :)

 

Heloo, Here I thought you went away since you were Almost Not on This page :)

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Making Ukrainian eggs is a laborious process. Eggs are decorated using a wax removal method. The designs are drawn onto the egg using a special stylus called a kitska. Then the eggs are dyed. The wax is melted away, leaving the design to show through the dye.

 

I've seen and admired some but can't afford any. They are So beautiful :huh:

Every Easter we go up to Grandma's and have egg hunts, die eggs, and make these! They are a lot of fun and really hard to get them to look like those pictures! lol

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I sure do hope that Everybody had an egg cellent Easter :)

 

I'd have to say that it went really well. I did not eat very much candy so I feel

 

pretty good about that. And we did give candy to our daughter but for the most

 

part we gave her lots of money in her easter eggs. I am really lucky because

 

there was so much food at my folks place that we took some home and got to

 

have it for lunch today. The Easter bunny gave me a few more ice fishing jigs,

 

SWEET!!! :D

 

Heloo, Here I thought you went away since you were Almost Not on This page :)

 

Hey now, there are 2-3 pages I am not on! :huh:

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I know this post does not count but I thought of fairyhoney.( When I typed in Fairy egg this is what I got, I did not see that it was rated R)

 

I saw it, so I thought I would post it anyway. Now the waiting game.

 

TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC........... :huh:

 

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I know this post does not count but I thought of fairyhoney when

 

I saw it, so I thought I would post it anyway. Now the waiting game.

 

TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC........... :huh:

 

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Oh WOW :) She is Absolutely stunningly Beautiful :) ! Thank you for posting that picture, Dardevle!

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Every year we die eggs. Once I decided to keep one and give it a smiley. Well I forgot about it and it went bad in my room!

 

How long did it take to go bad?

 

My dad came over one day and told my daughter that grapes turn into raisens. So he and my daughter

 

hid grapes behind 2 pictures. We found them eventually, they were not grapes, but they also

 

were not raisens either. Just a dark brown pile of goo. I feel your pain! :huh:

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Every year we die eggs. Once I decided to keep one and give it a smiley. Well I forgot about it and it went bad in my room!

 

How long did it take to go bad?

 

My dad came over one day and told my daughter that grapes turn into raisens. So he and my daughter

 

hid grapes behind 2 pictures. We found them eventually, they were not grapes, but they also

 

were not raisens either. Just a dark brown pile of goo. I feel your pain! :huh:

Ewww! lol :) I don't remember how long...I just know it was nasty lol :)

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