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Which geocaching.com user has the most granular breakout of all their geocaching activities? Caches, events, hides, states,.....and all manner of relevant ratios pertaining thereto?

 

The winner to be determined by a specially selected panel of judges. Grand prize: A water-proof match. :anibad::ph34r::tired:

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gran·u·lar (grny-lr)

adj.

1. Composed or appearing to be composed of granules or grains.

2. Having a grainy texture.

3. Biology Containing granules: granular cells.

 

Hmmm.... 1, 2 or 3?

 

I guess 2.

 

So a "grainy textured breakout"?

 

Hmmm....

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Which geocaching.com user has the most granular breakout of all their geocaching activities? Cashes, events, hides, states,.....and all manner of relevant ratios pertaining thereto?

 

The winner to be determined by a specially selected panel of judges. Grand prize: A water-proof match. :anibad::ph34r::tired:

 

Once again, in layman's terms please... ;)

 

(i probably don't stand a chance but i really want to win that match!) :D

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Which geocaching.com user has the most granular breakout of all their geocaching activities? Cashes, events, hides, states,.....and all manner of relevant ratios pertaining thereto?

 

The winner to be determined by a specially selected panel of judges. Grand prize: A water-proof match. :tired::ph34r::anibad:

besides the granular grief that you got, did you mean to say, caches?

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gran·u·lar (grny-lr)

adj.

1. Composed or appearing to be composed of granules or grains.

2. Having a grainy texture.

3. Biology Containing granules: granular cells.

 

Hmmm.... 1, 2 or 3?

 

I guess 2.

 

So a "grainy textured breakout"?

 

Hmmm....

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How do I get my new match?

Posted (edited)

gran·u·lar (grny-lr)

adj.

1. Composed or appearing to be composed of granules or grains.

2. Having a grainy texture.

3. Biology Containing granules: granular cells.

 

Hmmm.... 1, 2 or 3?

 

I guess 2.

 

So a "grainy textured breakout"?

 

Hmmm....

6634c64a-771a-42a2-80d3-7f774aca061b.jpg

 

How do I get my new match?

 

I don't know. That may have too much of a pattern to be truly "granular".

 

But I'm not on the specially selected panel of judges.

 

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Edited by IDLookout
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When a winner of the waterproof match is determined, I have a question for them.

 

You are in a survival situation in a blizzard. You stumble on a cabin. In the cabin are 3 items that need a match to operate, and remember you only have one match. Those items are:

 

A wood stove

A lantern

A candle

 

What do you light first? Remember you just have the one waterproof match you won in this thread. :anibad:

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Zork! That's the game I was thinking of the other day. Thanks for jogging my memory.

 

Now, what was this all about again? A match or something? I don't think that can be sent through the mail can it?

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Zork! That's the game I was thinking of the other day. Thanks for jogging my memory.

 

Now, what was this all about again? A match or something? I don't think that can be sent through the mail can it?

 

Being such a great prize, i'm thinking that he wouldn't even take a chance of sending it by regular snail mail anyways. Thinking that he will either personally deliver it or have the winner pick it up himself. I'm anxious to enter so hopefully the contest rules, along with the privacy poilicy, and instructions for usage of the match will be posted soon. :anibad:

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When a winner of the waterproof match is determined, I have a question for them.

 

You are in a survival situation in a blizzard. You stumble on a cabin. In the cabin are 3 items that need a match to operate, and remember you only have one match. Those items are:

 

A wood stove

A lantern

A candle

 

What do you light first? Remember you just have the one waterproof match you won in this thread. :)

 

I'd light the candle first.

From the candle I could light the wood stove.

 

Maybe by granular he mean complexion. I didn't know that GC affected ones skin.

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I'd light the candle first.

From the candle I could light the wood stove.

 

Maybe by granular he mean complexion. I didn't know that GC affected ones skin.

 

But what would you light the candle with?

 

An unlit match?

 

:)

Edited by IDLookout
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I'll give this player what he is looking for;

 

Start Date: 12/31/2001

Total Days Since Start: 2063

Traditional Caches* : 1825 82.13%

Multi-caches* : 102, 4.59%

Virtual Caches* : 49, 2.21%

Letterbox Hybrids* :3, 0.14%

Event Caches* :17, 0.77%

Unknown (Mystery) Caches* :100, 4.50%

Project APE Caches : 0, 0.00%

Webcam Caches* : 2, 0.09%

Locationless (Reverse) Caches* :120, 5.40%

Cache In Trash Out Events* :3, 0.14%

Earthcaches* :1, 0.05%

Mega-Event Caches :0, 0.00%

*Total Caches Found : 2222

Avg Caches per Day since day one: 1.1

FTF's: 270, 12.20%

 

Caches owned : 153

Hides to Finds % : 6.89%

FLORIDA Finds : 1942, 87.40%

OTHER STATES Finds : 280, 12.6%

REGULAR SIZE CACHES FOUND : 1045, 51.6% (This excludes Locationless, Virtuals, Events, Webcams and Earthcaches)

MICRO SIZE CACHES FOUND : 982, 48.4% (Same as above)

THE ABOVE TWO CATEGORIES HAVE MULTIS IDENTIFIED BY WHAT THE MAJORITY OF THE STAGES WERE.

 

FIND RATIO LAST 6 MONTHS : 2.64/DAY, so I'm getting better!

 

Anything else you would like to know???

3 CACHES IDENTIFIED AS REGULAR OR PUZZLE DID NOT HAVE PHYSICAL CONTAINERS.

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I'd light the candle first.

From the candle I could light the wood stove.

 

Maybe by granular he mean complexion. I didn't know that GC affected ones skin.

 

But what would you light the candle with?

 

An unlit match?

 

:)

 

Why do you ask that?

The question assumes you are using the one match to light one of three things.

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I'd light the candle first.

From the candle I could light the wood stove.

 

Maybe by granular he mean complexion. I didn't know that GC affected ones skin.

 

But what would you light the candle with?

 

An unlit match?

 

:lol:

 

Why do you ask that?

The question assumes you are using the one match to light one of three things.

 

You know what they say about assume...... :)

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Whoever wins the match.........please don't place it in a cache! :)

 

Not even a one of the plastic water proof match box containers? Is that against the game rules? Or, might someone start a real fire? Just want to make sure we're playing by the right rules of this game.

 

BTW - what are the rules?

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Granular breakout? That sounds like something that happens when you get into a bunch of ticks/ chiggers.

Or something that happens a few hours after you eat way too much Grape Nuts cereal.

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I'd light the candle first.

From the candle I could light the wood stove.

 

Maybe by granular he mean complexion. I didn't know that GC affected ones skin.

 

But what would you light the candle with?

 

An unlit match?

 

:rolleyes:

 

Why do you ask that?

The question assumes you are using the one match to light one of three things.

 

That's why I brought up Zork (which is an old word-based Adventure game if you are not familiar).

 

This is the Zork version of your answer (The ">" portions are what you type in):

 

You are in a survival situation in a blizzard. You stumble on a cabin. In the cabin are 3 items that need a match to operate, and remember you only have one match. Those items are:

 

A wood stove

A lantern

A candle

 

>Light candle

 

What do you want to light the candle with?

 

>Light candle with match

 

You hold the match up to the candle but nothing happens.

 

>Light match

 

What do you want to light the match with?

 

>Light match on floor

 

You scrape the match on the old floorboards. The match flares with light and emits a sulfurous odor.

 

>Light candle.

 

You hold the lit match up to the candle and it begins to burn with a soft radiance.

 

>Light wood stove with candle

 

You are not holding the candle!

 

>Pick up candle

 

Candle taken.

 

>Light wood stove with candle

 

The wood stove is made of steel and will not burn.

 

>Open stove door

 

Opening the door on the wood stove reveals a pile of wood ready for burning.

 

>Light wood in stove with candle

 

You light the dry wood in the stove.

 

Ouch! The lit match you were still holding burned your fingers. You drop it to the floor, where it immediately starts the floorboards on fire. Smoke pours up from the floor and you collapse as your lungs fill with the deadly gasses. You should have blown out the match.

 

**You have died**

 

Your score is 2 out of a possible 100.

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Whoever wins the match.........please don't place it in a cache! :rolleyes:

 

Not even a one of the plastic water proof match box containers? Is that against the game rules? Or, might someone start a real fire? Just want to make sure we're playing by the right rules of this game.

 

BTW - what are the rules?

 

You mean you can actually use those to store matches? I thought they were only used to hold rolled up sheets of paper <_<

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Not even a one of the plastic water proof match box containers? Is that against the game rules? Or, might someone start a real fire? Just want to make sure we're playing by the right rules of this game.

 

BTW - what are the rules?

 

You mean you can actually use those to store matches? I thought they were only used to hold rolled up sheets of paper :anitongue:

 

Needle and thread to sew up open wounds, tightly rolled up toilet paper (don't want it wet when you need to use it). These things really come in handy besides matches. Military ingenuity. Oh! sheets of paper for log books work as well. Just wish people would close them tightly and not loose the o-rings. They have a purpose.

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Which geocaching.com user has the most granular breakout of all their geocaching activities? Cashes, events, hides, states,.....and all manner of relevant ratios pertaining thereto?

 

The winner to be determined by a specially selected panel of judges. Grand prize: A water-proof match. :anitongue::(:(

 

Once again, in layman's terms please... :rolleyes:

 

(i probably don't stand a chance but i really want to win that match!) :anitongue:

 

Most anal stats.

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Personally, I'd light the match.

 

:anitongue::rolleyes::(

 

The curse of Zork, Zork II, Zork III, etc.... on my old Commodore 64... That logic just sticks with you I guess.

 

:(

 

I did them on a Commodore Plus 4. :anitongue:

 

The BEST games ever. (Note the sig line........)

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I'd light the candle first.

From the candle I could light the wood stove.

 

Maybe by granular he mean complexion. I didn't know that GC affected ones skin.

 

But what would you light the candle with?

 

An unlit match?

 

:anitongue:

 

Why do you ask that?

The question assumes you are using the one match to light one of three things.

 

That's why I brought up Zork (which is an old word-based Adventure game if you are not familiar).

 

This is the Zork version of your answer (The ">" portions are what you type in):

 

You are in a survival situation in a blizzard. You stumble on a cabin. In the cabin are 3 items that need a match to operate, and remember you only have one match. Those items are:

 

A wood stove

A lantern

A candle

 

>Light candle

 

What do you want to light the candle with?

 

>Light candle with match

 

You hold the match up to the candle but nothing happens.

 

>Light match

 

What do you want to light the match with?

 

>Light match on floor

 

You scrape the match on the old floorboards. The match flares with light and emits a sulfurous odor.

 

>Light candle.

 

You hold the lit match up to the candle and it begins to burn with a soft radiance.

 

>Light wood stove with candle

 

You are not holding the candle!

 

>Pick up candle

 

Candle taken.

 

>Light wood stove with candle

 

The wood stove is made of steel and will not burn.

 

>Open stove door

 

Opening the door on the wood stove reveals a pile of wood ready for burning.

 

>Light wood in stove with candle

 

You light the dry wood in the stove.

 

Ouch! The lit match you were still holding burned your fingers. You drop it to the floor, where it immediately starts the floorboards on fire. Smoke pours up from the floor and you collapse as your lungs fill with the deadly gasses. You should have blown out the match.

 

**You have died**

 

Your score is 2 out of a possible 100.

 

This almost brings a tear to my eye. I spent sooooooooooooo many hours with the Zork series. It's what totally sucked me into computers so long ago. I can remember waiting for a couple of minutes for it to reload from the 5¼" floppies every time you died or had to start again for another session. Thanks for a great post.

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This almost brings a tear to my eye. I spent sooooooooooooo many hours with the Zork series. It's what totally sucked me into computers so long ago. I can remember waiting for a couple of minutes for it to reload from the 5¼" floppies every time you died or had to start again for another session. Thanks for a great post.

 

Thanks!

 

I get some strange looks from people when I try to explain the allure of a game without graphics. "Huh?" they usually mutter and go on their way.

 

My favorite Infocom game was probably Trinity. I have them all on my PC now.

 

And on topic - I hope I win the match.

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