I hate LPCs and the gun-toting Fundamentalists who hide them

[CacheNCarryMA]

A few topics in the past few weeks have garnered a little bit of attention and angst. (Actually, it happens every week)

 

I was wondering what thread might incite the most angst and be locked after the twelfth page of replies? What combination of subjects would be the most humorous as well as angsty?

 

What would you title your thread, sure to get every cacher's dandruff up?

 

"Please do not leave religious materials in my peanut butter jar cache"

 

"Self defense while finding parking lot caches"

Edited August 21, 2007 by CacheNCarryMA

[+Team GPSaxophone]

This is a geocaching-related topic so it not suited for the Off Topic Forum

 

Team GPSaxophone

Off Topic Forum Moderator

[CacheNCarryMA]

Whoops.

 

I meant to post in off-topic. No, really.

 

Why does my topic say "Geocaching Topics"?

[+StarBrand]

"I throw away film can LPC caches - what do you think of the practice?"

[+Sioneva]

Please stop creating geo-trails with pepper spray.

[+Thrak]

I found a peanut butter jar full of film cans under a lamp post skirt next to a pile of garbage in the middle of the woods after tromping 200 yards off the trail through endangered plants while carrying a concealed .44 magnum pistol and I don't care if you don't like my sentence structure because all you care about is your post count and you think everything is about the numbers but it isn't so I'll play the game my own way and log my own caches multiple times including the one I carry around in my pocket................

[+boda]

I don't cache for the numbers, but I logged my 24,003 find as I drove by a Travel Bug prison hotel currently residing in Barney's jail place of business as it is my God-given right to do.

[+Harry Dolphin]

Can I Change My Screen Name After I Put A 'Pipe Bomb' Container Under The Lamp Post Skirt Near the Railroad?

[+Kit Fox]

Cheesy "Wisconsin Style," Temporary Event "LPC" caches, made from PB Jars, filled with Vegan Propoganda!

 

or

 

Parking Lot Micros are for "weenies!"

[bogleman]

When will my cache get approved

 

Bring back virtuals

 

What's wrong with a pocket cache

[+chuckwagon101]

If you don't hide a well-stocked ammo can under a BIG pile of sticks, then..........YOU HATE BABY JESUS!!

[+Mudfrog]

"GC.com should only allow LPCs to be listed on the site because they are the only real caches. Listen to me, i know what i'm talking about because i have found more than 13½ caches and posted 48 times on the forums. This certainly makes me more experienced than you!"

[+SmartSapper]

It's an evolutionary fact, science backs it up, that cachers with guns are more likely to shoot someone throwing a bison tube in the middle of the forest.

 

I'll say it again, slowly this time

 

E-VO-LU-TION.

[Cape Cod Cacher]

I know how to post on a forum, but can't read a manual. How do I turn on my GPS?

[+CTYankee9]

It's an evolutionary fact, science backs it up, that cachers with guns are more likely to shoot someone throwing a bison tube in the middle of the forest.

 

I'll say it again, slowly this time

 

E-VO-LU-TION.

 

I guess the question to pose is: If a gun-toting cacher happens to shoot someone in the forest and there are no muggles to hear it, does it count as a find?

[+Renegade Knight]

It's an evolutionary fact, science backs it up, that cachers with guns are more likely to shoot someone throwing a bison tube in the middle of the forest.

 

I'll say it again, slowly this time

 

E-VO-LU-TION.

 

I guess the question to pose is: If a gun-toting cacher happens to shoot someone in the forest and there are no muggles to hear it, does it count as a find?

More than one if it's a muggle shooting event.

[+Corp Of Discovery]

"Why was my thread about gun toting fundamentalists who hide LPCs moved to off topic?".

 

Speaking of which...shouldn't this be 'over there'?

[+welch]

"What's so bad about cache pirates? sounds like fun to me..."

[+sbell111]

"Over at MIGO, we do it this way..."

Edited August 22, 2007 by sbell111

[+The Leprechauns]

"Besides sbell111, who's on your Forums ignore list?"

[+Wayfinders]

"Burying your PB jar cache in the sand on the beach of the nudist resort is a violation of the guidelines!"

[+briansnat]

This is a geocaching-related topic so it not suited for the Off Topic Forum

 

Team GPSaxophone

Off Topic Forum Moderator

 

If you place a geocaching related topic in the off topic forum, doesn't that make it off topic there, and as such, suitable for off topic?

[+wimseyguy]

Why wasn't my disabled veteran children with incurable diseases fundraising cache published?

I guess geocaching hates them?

[+Isonzo Karst]

Is that a micro in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[+Thrak]

My reviewer is a jerk because he won't approve my Virtual Pocket Cache.

[+Too Tall John]

My reviewer is a jerk because he won't approve my Virtual Pocket Cache.

"Why doesn't anyone want to visit my virtual pocket cache?"

[+wimseyguy]

Why doesn't anyone who posts to the thread I started agree with me?

It's my thread, I can control it if I want to.

[+sbell111]

Why don't people use the search function?

 

markwell

[+Big_John]

If my GPSr won't lead me right to it, how can I take all the TB's and Geocoins?

Edited August 22, 2007 by Big_John

[+Moose Mob]

<sigh>

Here we go again. Another thread where all people do is complain.

[Dinoprophet]

Members Only caches? Just who do you think you are?

[Mag Magician]

Just because I glued a yellow ribbon in the centre lane of I 96, and put a log under it, why do people keep saying my hide is dangerous dangerous?

[+flask]

i haven't gotten banned on over a week. what about that, all you hand-wringing whiners? isn't there enough angst? why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

[+Too Tall John]

Here we go again. Another thread where all people do is complain.

I'm not sure, was this Moose Mob's suggestion for a thread title, or commentary on how he feels about the thread?

[+Renegade Knight]

The other day I was looking for a cache in a pickle park. I bent over to tie my shoe and was rudely interrupted by a rather eagle pickle park participant. I bailed. Can I log the cache anyway?

[+flask]

The other day I was looking for a cache in a pickle park. I bent over to tie my shoe and was rudely interrupted by a rather eagle pickle park participant. I bailed. Can I log the cache anyway?

 

they do in wisconsin. does that count as a pocket cache?

[+Mudfrog]

The other day I was looking for a cache in a pickle park. I bent over to tie my shoe and was rudely interrupted by a rather eagle pickle park participant. I bailed. Can I log the cache anyway?

 

Oh my,, it's a sad day when eagles begin particpating in these types of parks.

 

To answer your question,,, by all means. Log it at least once and if said cache is in Wisconsin, as many times as you wish..

[+Harry Dolphin]

I Found a park without a cache in it. It's called "Pickle Park", named after Suzanne Pickle. Would it be appropriate to call my cache "Pickle Park Cache"? Would it be better if I put a pickle shaped magnetic keyholder under the dumpster in the park, or under the porta-potty?

[+flask]

list all the people you're very, very proud of.

[+Klondike Mike]

There is a breed of cacher out there that is big on numbers and short on effort, including both their finds and hides

[CacheNCarryMA]

<sigh>

Here we go again. Another thread where all people do is complain.

 

I think it's actually complaining about complaining. Sort of a "meta-complaining".

[+Capaldo]

I can't believe there's not a single cache in Purple Pickle Park Nearest one is .4 miles away

[+wimseyguy]

<sigh>

Here we go again. Another thread where all people do is complain.

 

I think it's actually complaining about complaining. Sort of a "meta-complaining".

 

I met a complainer once. They were kind of nice, once you could get past the complaining side of them.

[+Miragee]

Why won't anyone give me the answer to the '5' Difficulty Puzzle cache in the park next to my house that keeps showing up on my "Nearest" cache list?

 

And when I ask, why is everyone so mean?

[+Lutehawk]

Why won't anyone give me the answer to the '5' Difficulty Puzzle cache in the park next to my house that keeps showing up on my "Nearest" cache list?

 

And when I ask, why is everyone so mean?

 

 

Now thats just plain Funny

[+BlueDeuce]

CCC

[+mudsneaker]

"10k+ posts? get over yourself, you opinion really isn't that important"

 

think that one would get locked?

 

How about

 

"I left a bottle of whiskey, 2 condoms, and a porn mag for FTF as a joke but everyone is mad. Why, it was funny!?"

 

or

"my reviewer made me change my listing before publishing. I just switched it back afterwards...sticking it to the man thread, add your methods of getting around the rules here"

[+whistler & co.]

"For an added challenge, all my hides are at least 20' off!

And hidden in black pastic trash bags.

Under lamp posts.

At Walmart."

[+Recdiver]

[+D@nim@l]

Why didn't my my event get MEGA icon status.