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You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You know what Geocaching means.

The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache.

The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums.

Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com.

You have a cache in your yard.

You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii.

The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching.

You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching.

You get excited just about finding a silly logbook.

You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching.

You met your wife/husband Geocaching.

Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now.

You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places.

You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers.

Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching.

You whair Geocaching clothing… all the time.

If you are looking at this and respond to it.

 

Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks.

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I guess I must be a rednec... not quite there yet. I think I do almost all of them except the last two!

 

Where are the tablets?!!!!

 

I don't know what tablets are???

 

I Think the small log books......Hey the cache in s not in my front yard it's under my house next to front axle and 10 Cache Hounds......Sheesh what ya'all thinks we aint edumakted out here in Cailifonias....

 

That was a funny post

 

Thank you

 

Greg

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You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You know what Geocaching means.

The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache.

The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums.

Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com.

You have a cache in your yard.

You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii.

The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching.

You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching.

You get excited just about finding a silly logbook.

You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching.

You met your wife/husband Geocaching.

Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now.

You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places.

You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers.

Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching.

You wear Geocaching clothing… all the time.

If you are looking at this and respond to it.

If now all you see is the ground when walking in the woods.

 

Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks.

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You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You know what Geocaching means.

The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache.

The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums.

Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com.

You have a cache in your yard.

You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii.

The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching.

You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching.

You get excited just about finding a silly logbook.

You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching.

You met your wife/husband Geocaching.

Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now.

You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places.

You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers.

Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching.

You whair Geocaching clothing… all the time.

If you are looking at this and respond to it.

 

Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks.

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Containers drive me insane.

I find them everywhere and I can't resist buying them.

AAAAAAAARGH

 

The local Army Navy sells ammo cans but they cost a fortune because cachers buy them all up. WE HAVE A SHORTAGE!!!! I cant ever find them at yard sales anymore, as soon as one is put out in the yard, its snatched up. SO... if anyone has some extras they want to get rid of cheap, lemme know please!

 

Ty

Boise, Idaho

Famous potatos and Boise State Football

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You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You know what Geocaching means. - Yep!

The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. - Yep!

The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. - Yep!

Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. - Well, that and DixieCachers.com!

You have a cache in your yard. - Yep!

You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. - Yep!

The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. - She doesn't cache, I need to trade for a new one!

You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. - Didn't mortgage the house, but did buy the 4x4 CacheMobile!

You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. - Yep!

You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. - Yep!

You met your wife/husband Geocaching. - No

Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. - No, my dog couldn't find water if he fell out of the boat.

You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. - Yep

You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. - Yep, done it!

Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. - Yep!

You wear Geocaching clothing… all the time. - Yep, jeans all the time an ready to roll!

If you are looking at this and respond to it. - Yep!

 

I guess that all qualifies me - what did I win? <_<

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You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You know what Geocaching means. - Yep!

The first thing you do in the morning is check who visited your cache. - Yep!

The second thing you do is check Groundspeek Forums. - Yep!

Your computers history is nothing but geocaching.com. - Well, that and DixieCachers.com!

You have a cache in your yard. - Yep!

You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii. - Yep!

The only time you’ll take the wife/husband anywhere is if it’s Geocaching. - She doesn't cache, I need to trade for a new one!

You mortgaged your house for a 4X4 so you can do more extensive Geocaching. - Didn't mortgage the house, but did buy the 4x4 CacheMobile!

You get excited just about finding a silly logbook. - Yep!

You put off chores that need to be done to go Geocaching. - Yep!

You met your wife/husband Geocaching. - No

Your dog has learned how to sniff out caches now. - No, my dog couldn't find water if he fell out of the boat.

You take your in-laws for a drive but only point out potential hiding places. - Yep

You volunteer to go to the store with your wife only because you want to find more cache containers. - Yep, done it!

Your first topic of conversation with anyone is Geocaching. - Yep!

You wear Geocaching clothing… all the time. - Yep, jeans all the time an ready to roll!

If you are looking at this and respond to it. - Yep!

 

I guess that all qualifies me - what did I win? <_<

We all suffer now from this affliction! :yikes:

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"I'm My Own Grandpa"

 

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be

this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.

my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

 

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,

now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.

to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

 

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,

and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother

of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,

was my stepmother.

 

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,

and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.

my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,

because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

 

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,

and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,

cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

 

In before lock!

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geocaching has nothing to do with me being a redneck.

 

Learned to drive on "red dog" roads. If you have to ask you never been there.

 

Neighbors used the Sunday paper comics as wallpaper. I thought that was cool to be able to read the funnies any day of the week. I was too young to realize they were from 2 years ago...

 

Had to ford the creek to get to town.

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"I'm My Own Grandpa"

 

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be

this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.

my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

 

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,

now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.

to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

 

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,

and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother

of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,

was my stepmother.

 

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,

and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.

my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,

because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

 

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,

and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,

cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

 

In before lock!

:yikes: Funny, funny stuff, if you don't mind I am going to copy this and pass it on <_<

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You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You leave behind as many keystone cans as you CITO'd out.

Hey! My behind *is* a Keystone can. <_<

 

Reminder (not addressed to RK):

 

Despite the choice of topic title, posts to this thread must relate to geocaching. Or at least redneck geocaching. Thanks.

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Despite the choice of topic title, posts to this thread must relate to geocaching. Or at least redneck geocaching. Thanks.

 

 

 

I gots me a couple a them there redneck caches. Check 'em out and check the map. They're all in BFE. I mean ta say it's allll relative out that-a-way if'n ya know whatuhmean.....

 

The caches in question are Row versus Wade and Banjo Music aka Why is Daddy Crying? on terracaching.com. The last 'un ain't so hard as them others, Willow Creek Family "Outing."

 

 

THIS is my warning on Banjo Music:

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READ THIS CACHE PAGE CAREFULLY IF'N YA DON'T WANNA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!

 

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What are geocaching cloths? I missed geocache 101, obviously. Most of the year I wear shorts and thongs....the SHOES that is......beauty of that is that I dont get any stickery things stuck anywhere but i itch for days.....ok, maybe a toss up. But if i get enough foxtails in my shoes I just toss them out of frustration.

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"I'm My Own Grandpa"

 

Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be

this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.

my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

 

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,

now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.

to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

 

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,

and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother

of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course,

was my stepmother.

 

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,

and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.

my wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,

because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

 

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,

and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,

cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

 

In before lock!

:blink: Funny, funny stuff, if you don't mind I am going to copy this and pass it on :laughing:

 

Actually they are lyrics to a song from maybe 70-80 years ago called "I'm My Own Grandpa". He don't own 'em.

 

edit.. adding word "Geocaching" to be sure I'm still on topic :laughing:

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:)

 

You know you’re a redneck when…

 

You would rather go Geocaching than sit on a beach in Hawaii.

 

If you are looking at this and respond to it.

 

Please fill free to add anything to this, lets see how big it gets you rednecks.

 

Hey, several of my caches are along beaches in Hawaii! Y'all come and spend a while. Aloha!

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Someone has the signature line that cracks me up.....I don't remember who it is wo instead of saying that this is an original joke that I came up with, I'll just say that it is off of someone's signature line.

 

You might be a redneck geocacher if your car gets stolen and you report it to the police as being muggled.

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Someone has the signature line that cracks me up.....I don't remember who it is wo instead of saying that this is an original joke that I came up with, I'll just say that it is off of someone's signature line.

 

You might be a redneck geocacher if your car gets stolen and you report it to the police as being muggled.

 

:D Great line thanks for sending, oh ya, TFS.

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You know you are a redneck firefighter when:

 

You have a grass and woods fire, you know there is a cache over there. You spray the water to save cache, then put out the fire.

You will bypass a housefire to be FTF

You drive the firetruck to caches

Your redneck dog beats you to the caches, because your firetruck is to slow.

Your firetruck has the bee dance going on! (water in the tank makes the truck rock back and forth)

You are supergeocacher, under your turnouts you wear geocaching clothes. READY AT A MOMENTS NOTICE.

 

With your turnouts on, helmet on, fire raging behind you. You spit tobacco, smoke a ciggerate, hold a beer can in the right hand, GPS in the left hand, you hold the flashlight with your neck, all at the same time, while signing the log book.

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You know you are a redneck firefighter when:

 

You have a grass and woods fire, you know there is a cache over there. You spray the water to save cache, then put out the fire.

You will bypass a housefire to be FTF

You drive the firetruck to caches

Your redneck dog beats you to the caches, because your firetruck is to slow.

Your firetruck has the bee dance going on! (water in the tank makes the truck rock back and forth)

You are supergeocacher, under your turnouts you wear geocaching clothes. READY AT A MOMENTS NOTICE.

 

With your turnouts on, helmet on, fire raging behind you. You spit tobacco, smoke a ciggerate, hold a beer can in the right hand, GPS in the left hand, you hold the flashlight with your neck, all at the same time, while signing the log book.

:D:D:D

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If my memory serves me right Mark Twain originated the "My own Grandpaw" in an essay illustrating same.

(hairball opens a second browser window)

Yup, Google agrees.

 

Ahaa, but the lyrics quoted were from Dwight Latham and Moe Jaffe, 1947, long after Mark Twain had gasped his last. Google has a bigger memory than mine, but every once in a while there is a gap. Now can this somehow be herded back toward the topic? Topic? What was the topic????

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