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Ahh I guess I'll giva away a coin too!

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I have decided that I will also give away a free coin it is an OCHC. If you would like to get this coin, please be the 50th poster. If you are the 50th poster please send via email or pm (email is better) your name and address. you can post more than once but please do not flood the topic with posts just so you can win, or I will disqualify you. I hope you all have had a very merry christmas (that's right christmas not holidays) and wish you a happy new year!

Let the games begin!

oh by the way my post counts as #1 in case there was any confusion.


Post #77 starts a new contest so if you want to participate go ahead but please read the post so you know whats going on!

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T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.


I've busted my a** for dadgum near a year.

Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...

The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.


Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better,

Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.


They say I owe taxes - if that ain't darn funny.

Who the heck ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days - they all are the pits.

They want the impossible ...Those mean little kids.


I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,

I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...

They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.


Flying through the air...dodging the trees,

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.

I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.

I'll sit on my fat a** and draw unemployment.


There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

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